Your alpha credentials & alpha impostors

**electric sheep** · 09-20-2009, 12:16 AM

Surprise inspection, alpha! There are rumors of impostors in alpha. They threaten to weaken the pillars of Socionics and they will corrupt us all! Find the impostors! Purify the quadra! Everyone in alpha must prove themselves immediately or be transported to gamma. No one wants that.

PROVE THAT YOU ARE ALPHA NOW!

**Rubicon** · 09-20-2009, 12:24 AM

Uhh.. I like shiny things! I smile with teeth!

**electric sheep** · 09-20-2009, 12:49 AM

Originally Posted by Carla

Let me in, scumbag.

Do you know the secret handshake?

**Logos** · 09-20-2009, 12:52 AM

My name is Logos...("Hi Logos.")...and I'm an Alpha impostor. I tried to hide for many years amongst you as an LII, but amidst it all, only Pinocchio had to brains to discern the truth of me, that I am...a...a LSI! The horror! You know what? Does anyone mind if I continue to be a LII impostor? I like it better than being an LSI.

**electric sheep** · 09-20-2009, 12:57 AM

Originally Posted by Logos

Does anyone mind if I continue to be a LII impostor? I like it better than being an LSI.

This angry mob will decide that:

**Banana Pancakes** · 09-20-2009, 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by Rubicon

Uhh.. I like shiny things! I smile with teeth!

I tell her new places to look for shiny things and logical teeth brushing techniques!

**Rubicon** · 09-20-2009, 01:28 AM

Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes

I tell her new places to look for shiny things and logical teeth brushing techniques!

Thankyou, dear.

(!@#$&^$%#$@#!%^#$!)

**Logos** · 09-20-2009, 01:33 AM

Originally Posted by fear of sleep

This angry mob will decide that:

Since I weigh the same as a duck, so I must be made of wood, and therefore...I must be an Alpha! Hooray!

**Banana Pancakes** · 09-20-2009, 01:35 AM

Originally Posted by Rubicon

Thankyou, dear.

(!@#$&^$%#$@#!%^#$!)

No stop hugging me, you'll reveal my gamma star--NO TOO LATE

RUN AWAY!

Creepy-bg · 09-20-2009, 01:44 AM

your quadra is silly. I want nothing to do with it.

**Banana Pancakes** · 09-20-2009, 01:51 AM

Originally Posted by Bionicgoat

your quadra is silly. I want nothing to do with it.

quiet, scumbag

**electric sheep** · 09-20-2009, 01:53 AM

Originally Posted by Bionicgoat

your quadra is silly. I want nothing to do with it.

He's a witch!

**Banana Pancakes** · 09-20-2009, 01:56 AM

Originally Posted by fear of sleep

He's a witch!

He turned me into a newt!

**Rubicon** · 09-20-2009, 01:58 AM

Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes

No stop hugging me, you'll reveal my gamma star--NO TOO LATE

RUN AWAY!

AHHHHH!! GAMMA!!

**Banana Pancakes** · 09-20-2009, 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by Rubicon

AHHHHH!! GAMMA!!

NOW YOU BURN!

BLAST!

**Krig the Viking** · 09-20-2009, 02:04 AM

I have prepared a thirty-page preliminary analysis of the facts, outlining conclusive philosophical proof that I am Alpha, which I now reproduce here.

Chapter 1: The Philosophical Underpinnings of Reality
In order to ascertain the certainty of the quadradic grouping to which one's psychological inner mechanics can be assigned, one must first establish that the spatio-temporal reality in which one's consciousness can be said to exist is in fact a logically coherent system wherein immutable laws of cause-and-effect inevitably produce predictable results. That is to wit, the entity under examination must interact and function according to an unalterably constant system by which definitions and classifications can be defined and referenced objectively; a dynamic ontology or the lack of such a system will inevitably... [et cetera ad nauseum]

**Banana Pancakes** · 09-20-2009, 02:10 AM

Originally Posted by Krig the Viking

I have prepared a thirty-page preliminary analysis of the facts, outlining conclusive philosophical proof that I am Alpha, which I now reproduce here.

Chapter 1: The Philosophical Underpinnings of Reality
In order to ascertain the certainty of the quadradic grouping to which one's psychological inner mechanics can be assigned, one must first establish that the spatio-temporal reality in which one's consciousness can be said to exist is in fact a logically coherent system wherein immutable laws of cause-and-effect inevitably produce predictable results. That is to wit, the entity under examination must interact and function according to an unalterably constant system by which definitions and classifications can be defined and referenced objectively; a dynamic ontology or the lack of such a system will inevitably... [et cetera ad nauseum]

Why do you continue to ignore your obvious use of Fi?

**Krig the Viking** · 09-20-2009, 02:18 AM

Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes

Why do you continue to ignore your obvious use of Fi?

What? I don't like your attitude! We're no longer friends!

**Banana Pancakes** · 09-20-2009, 02:21 AM

Originally Posted by Krig the Viking

What? I don't like your attitude! We're no longer friends!

You just lost all your other friends too. You made a powerful enemy today. I will dedicate my life to your destruction. This self sacrifice is required because it is right.

**Krig the Viking** · 09-20-2009, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes

You just lost all your other friends too. You made a powerful enemy today. I will dedicate my life to your destruction. This self sacrifice is required because it is right.

Oh, it's on! Fi vs. Fi! I shall carry this grudge against you to the grave, and beyond, because my strong personal feelings will cause me to remain, bound to this world by my hatred! Grrraaagh! (whoops, that was Fe

)

**Banana Pancakes** · 09-20-2009, 02:30 AM

Originally Posted by Krig the Viking

Oh, it's on! Fi vs. Fi! I shall carry this grudge against you to the grave, and beyond, because my strong personal feelings will cause me to remain, bound to this world by my hatred! Grrraaagh! (whoops, that was Fe

)

You fool, that's clearly Ni.

**electric sheep** · 09-20-2009, 02:31 AM

gamma fight!

**Krig the Viking** · 09-20-2009, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes

You fool, that's clearly Ni.

Yes, Ni predicting my continuing Fi hatred of your stupid self down through time into infinity! Even my descendants will loath your descendants! And if they don't, I will haunt them too!

**Krig the Viking** · 09-20-2009, 02:46 AM

Originally Posted by fear of sleep

gamma fight!

And I'll haunt you too, for good measure!

**Rubicon** · 09-20-2009, 02:47 AM

Everyone's gone nuts!

**Banana Pancakes** · 09-20-2009, 02:49 AM

Originally Posted by Krig the Viking

Yes, Ni predicting my continuing Fi hatred of your stupid self down through time into infinity! Even my descendants will loath your descendants! And if they don't, I will haunt them too!

I will not reproduce. This self sacrifice is required so that you spend infinity in futility.

**Banana Pancakes** · 09-20-2009, 02:49 AM

Originally Posted by Rubicon

Everyone's gone nuts!

How long will you deny your use of Ni?

**Krig the Viking** · 09-20-2009, 02:50 AM

Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes

I will not reproduce. This self sacrifice is required so that you spend infinity in futility.

Blast! Foiled again! I'll be stuck haunting fear of sleep for no reason, then!

**Rubicon** · 09-20-2009, 02:51 AM

Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes

How long will you deny your use of Ni?

Pfft. I'm immune to Gamma torture techniques.

**Banana Pancakes** · 09-20-2009, 02:54 AM

Originally Posted by Rubicon

Pfft. I'm immune to Gamma torture techniques.

O RLY?

You won't mind if I fire up this projector then:

**Rubicon** · 09-20-2009, 02:56 AM

Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes

O RLY?

You won't mind if I fire up this projector then:

(http://www.chillnite.com/wp-content/...dsheet_big.jpg)

Pretty colours!

**Banana Pancakes** · 09-20-2009, 02:58 AM

Originally Posted by Rubicon

Pretty colours!

HAH

Those colors are a cost benefit analysis, you inefficient human! What say you to that?

**Krig the Viking** · 09-20-2009, 03:00 AM

Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes

O RLY?

You won't mind if I fire up this projector then:

Oh noes, my soul! It's dying of boredom! You win, you win!

**Rubicon** · 09-20-2009, 03:00 AM

Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes

HAH

Those colors are a cost benefit analysis, you inefficient human! What say you to that?

I see your mouth moving and I hear "blah blah blah blah blah blah". What say you to that?

**electric sheep** · 09-20-2009, 03:01 AM

Originally Posted by Krig the Viking

And I'll haunt you too, for good measure!

oh well, I have no volition of my own, and I accept those who wish to haunt me. ...mumble...mumble...

**Banana Pancakes** · 09-20-2009, 03:04 AM

Originally Posted by Rubicon

I see your mouth moving and I hear "blah blah blah blah blah blah". What say you to that?

**Rubicon** · 09-20-2009, 03:06 AM

Ok ok..

Creepy-male · 09-20-2009, 03:11 AM

Originally Posted by Rubicon

I see your mouth moving and I hear "blah blah blah blah blah blah". What say you to that?

Your mouth keeps moving, but you're not saying anything!

**Banana Pancakes** · 09-20-2009, 03:13 AM

Originally Posted by Rubicon

Ok ok..

Maybe we could make you a little more comfortable

**Banana Pancakes** · 09-20-2009, 03:15 AM

Originally Posted by Coolanzon

YouTube - TALKING HEADS

Your mouth keeps moving, but you're not saying anything!

Get out of here you alpha impostor! How long will you deny your obvious use of Ti?

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