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    Default Your alpha credentials & alpha impostors

    Surprise inspection, alpha! There are rumors of impostors in alpha. They threaten to weaken the pillars of Socionics and they will corrupt us all! Find the impostors! Purify the quadra! Everyone in alpha must prove themselves immediately or be transported to gamma. No one wants that.

    PROVE THAT YOU ARE ALPHA NOW!
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    Uhh.. I like shiny things! I smile with teeth!
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carla View Post
    Let me in, scumbag.
    Do you know the secret handshake?
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    My name is Logos...("Hi Logos.")...and I'm an Alpha impostor. I tried to hide for many years amongst you as an LII, but amidst it all, only Pinocchio had to brains to discern the truth of me, that I am...a...a LSI! The horror! You know what? Does anyone mind if I continue to be a LII impostor? I like it better than being an LSI.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Logos View Post
    Does anyone mind if I continue to be a LII impostor? I like it better than being an LSI.
    This angry mob will decide that:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubicon View Post
    Uhh.. I like shiny things! I smile with teeth!
    I tell her new places to look for shiny things and logical teeth brushing techniques!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes View Post
    I tell her new places to look for shiny things and logical teeth brushing techniques!
    Thankyou, dear.

    (!@#$&^$%#$@#!%^#$!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by fear of sleep View Post
    This angry mob will decide that:
    Since I weigh the same as a duck, so I must be made of wood, and therefore...I must be an Alpha! Hooray!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubicon View Post
    Thankyou, dear.

    (!@#$&^$%#$@#!%^#$!)
    No stop hugging me, you'll reveal my gamma star--NO TOO LATE

    RUN AWAY!
    Last edited by Banana Pancakes; 09-20-2009 at 02:48 AM.
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    your quadra is silly. I want nothing to do with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat View Post
    your quadra is silly. I want nothing to do with it.
    quiet, scumbag
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat View Post
    your quadra is silly. I want nothing to do with it.
    He's a witch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fear of sleep View Post
    He's a witch!
    He turned me into a newt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes View Post
    No stop hugging me, you'll reveal my gamma star--NO TOO LATE

    RUN AWAY!
    AHHHHH!! GAMMA!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubicon View Post
    AHHHHH!! GAMMA!!
    NOW YOU BURN! BLAST!
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    I have prepared a thirty-page preliminary analysis of the facts, outlining conclusive philosophical proof that I am Alpha, which I now reproduce here.

    Chapter 1: The Philosophical Underpinnings of Reality
    In order to ascertain the certainty of the quadradic grouping to which one's psychological inner mechanics can be assigned, one must first establish that the spatio-temporal reality in which one's consciousness can be said to exist is in fact a logically coherent system wherein immutable laws of cause-and-effect inevitably produce predictable results. That is to wit, the entity under examination must interact and function according to an unalterably constant system by which definitions and classifications can be defined and referenced objectively; a dynamic ontology or the lack of such a system will inevitably... [et cetera ad nauseum]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krig the Viking View Post
    I have prepared a thirty-page preliminary analysis of the facts, outlining conclusive philosophical proof that I am Alpha, which I now reproduce here.

    Chapter 1: The Philosophical Underpinnings of Reality
    In order to ascertain the certainty of the quadradic grouping to which one's psychological inner mechanics can be assigned, one must first establish that the spatio-temporal reality in which one's consciousness can be said to exist is in fact a logically coherent system wherein immutable laws of cause-and-effect inevitably produce predictable results. That is to wit, the entity under examination must interact and function according to an unalterably constant system by which definitions and classifications can be defined and referenced objectively; a dynamic ontology or the lack of such a system will inevitably... [et cetera ad nauseum]
    Why do you continue to ignore your obvious use of Fi?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes View Post
    Why do you continue to ignore your obvious use of Fi?
    What? I don't like your attitude! We're no longer friends!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krig the Viking View Post
    What? I don't like your attitude! We're no longer friends!
    You just lost all your other friends too. You made a powerful enemy today. I will dedicate my life to your destruction. This self sacrifice is required because it is right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes View Post
    You just lost all your other friends too. You made a powerful enemy today. I will dedicate my life to your destruction. This self sacrifice is required because it is right.
    Oh, it's on! Fi vs. Fi! I shall carry this grudge against you to the grave, and beyond, because my strong personal feelings will cause me to remain, bound to this world by my hatred! Grrraaagh! (whoops, that was Fe )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krig the Viking View Post
    Oh, it's on! Fi vs. Fi! I shall carry this grudge against you to the grave, and beyond, because my strong personal feelings will cause me to remain, bound to this world by my hatred! Grrraaagh! (whoops, that was Fe )
    You fool, that's clearly Ni.
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    gamma fight!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes View Post
    You fool, that's clearly Ni.
    Yes, Ni predicting my continuing Fi hatred of your stupid self down through time into infinity! Even my descendants will loath your descendants! And if they don't, I will haunt them too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fear of sleep View Post
    gamma fight!
    And I'll haunt you too, for good measure!
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    Everyone's gone nuts!
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krig the Viking View Post
    Yes, Ni predicting my continuing Fi hatred of your stupid self down through time into infinity! Even my descendants will loath your descendants! And if they don't, I will haunt them too!
    I will not reproduce. This self sacrifice is required so that you spend infinity in futility.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubicon View Post
    Everyone's gone nuts!
    How long will you deny your use of Ni?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes View Post
    I will not reproduce. This self sacrifice is required so that you spend infinity in futility.
    Blast! Foiled again! I'll be stuck haunting fear of sleep for no reason, then!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes View Post
    How long will you deny your use of Ni?
    Pfft. I'm immune to Gamma torture techniques.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubicon View Post
    Pfft. I'm immune to Gamma torture techniques.
    O RLY?

    You won't mind if I fire up this projector then:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes View Post
    O RLY?

    You won't mind if I fire up this projector then:

    (http://www.chillnite.com/wp-content/...dsheet_big.jpg)
    Pretty colours!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubicon View Post
    Pretty colours!
    HAH

    Those colors are a cost benefit analysis, you inefficient human! What say you to that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes View Post
    O RLY?

    You won't mind if I fire up this projector then:

    Oh noes, my soul! It's dying of boredom! You win, you win!
    Quaero Veritas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banana Pancakes View Post
    HAH

    Those colors are a cost benefit analysis, you inefficient human! What say you to that?
    I see your mouth moving and I hear "blah blah blah blah blah blah". What say you to that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krig the Viking View Post
    And I'll haunt you too, for good measure!
    oh well, I have no volition of my own, and I accept those who wish to haunt me. ...mumble...mumble...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubicon View Post
    I see your mouth moving and I hear "blah blah blah blah blah blah". What say you to that?
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    Ok ok..
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubicon View Post
    I see your mouth moving and I hear "blah blah blah blah blah blah". What say you to that?


    Your mouth keeps moving, but you're not saying anything!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubicon View Post
    Ok ok..
    Maybe we could make you a little more comfortable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coolanzon View Post
    YouTube - TALKING HEADS

    Your mouth keeps moving, but you're not saying anything!
    Get out of here you alpha impostor! How long will you deny your obvious use of Ti?
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