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    Default The Alpha WAR

    It's us against them...... Pinnochio, your time has come.



    The days of polite Alpha sufferance are over. Please add your name on the recruitment list below:

    WAR AGAINST ERRORISMS:
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    This public service announcement was brought to you by the letters D and F and the word Antidisestablishmentarianism. Have a fabulous Alpha day!

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    Sesame Street is clearly Beta.

    You're deluded, bee. Wtf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coolanzon View Post
    Sesame Street is clearly Beta.

    You're deluded, bee. Wtf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Khola View Post
    I have no time to be charmed! I have delusions to smash!

    *hulk*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khola View Post
    The days of polite Alpha sufferance are over. Please add your name on the recruitment list below:
    Erm.. what does "recruitment" entail?
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    I'll stay on the sidelines, but Iban would like to register, and a null pointer will be stepping up to the plate as a disestablishmentarian.




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    I like you because you have berries ^_^
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    All those people in your post are Fi valuing. I will later discredit intertype relations as a typing method, at least, when anyone but me uses it.
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    The sixth coalition stopped him:



    The seventh coalition...wants him!

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    woops! Romania is a NATO member too...we can't attack Pinocchio

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    Day one: Banana, Vero and B raise the Seventh Coalition and declare war on Pinocchio



    Day two: Gepetto joins P and strikes targets on 7th coalition soil



    Day three: Kazakhstan joins the 7th coalition and starts dumping Pinocchio's currency



    Day four: Joy starts a "what's my type-thread"

    Day five: Djibouti's economy crashes and decides to join P and retaliate on the 7th coalition

    Day six: Djibouti's nuclear arseal is launched against 7th coalition strategic targets

    Day seven: Captain America joins the 7th coalition



    Day eight: P starts to create threads mistyping 7th coalition members. The morale of the coalition members is low

    Day nine: FDG joins the coalition and launches a preemptive strike on Romania, Berlusconi style





    Day ten: all parties decide to set a truce because no one knows who the enemy is


    Day eleven: the undertaker shows up and ends the conflict



    Day twelve: after massive casualties and destruction, the good guys prevail, Pinocchio's alternate typings have been deleted and Joy is still to be typed.



    Day thirteen:They were all dead. The final shot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released the finger from the trigger and then, it was all over. The storm seemed to lose its frenzy, the ragged clouds gave way to the stars above

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    that was epic. I hope no one has to see the horrors of an alpha war again.
    The saddest ESFj

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