MISTER LABCOAT <3
Labcoat appreciation thread!
MISTER LABCOAT <3
Ah, Labcoat's an interesting guy.
LII-Ne
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!"
- Blair Houghton
Johari
WTF.
What has gotten into you people.Serious lack of taste and character assessment skills...
This IS the alpha subforum, after all.
Seriously, I like labcoat. He's really smart and explains things well.
IEI-Fe 4w3
I think I said in another thread that I wanted labcoat's babies. I stand by that assessment.
ILE
7w8 so/sp
Very busy with work. Only kind of around.
I want his babies more than you wtf.
I can have them, you can'tOriginally Posted by Gulanzon
ILE
7w8 so/sp
Very busy with work. Only kind of around.
You can give birth to them, but then I can steal them.
You may have a uterus, but I...
Wait...
Damnit, you do win.
LABCOAT IS MINE!
I hope you're cool with that labcoat, because I would hate to have to lock you away forever.
ILE
7w8 so/sp
Very busy with work. Only kind of around.
Stfu, he's my dual.
My magnetic power would screw with your lock.
Should I be flattered? Are either of you hot, female AND rich? Hah. Didn't think so.
I seem to have a way of transmitting that impression... There has to be a way to leverage that skill.Seriously, I like labcoat. He's really smart and explains things well.
Well, I'm hot and female. And between my sexy mind and your sexy mind, I'm sure we could make it rich. I'll provide the extroversion.
ILE
7w8 so/sp
Very busy with work. Only kind of around.
you are so cute here, I don't know how he can resist!
IEI-Fe 4w3
Cuteyou are so cute here, I don't know how he can resist!
ILE
7w8 so/sp
Very busy with work. Only kind of around.
sorry.Cute
actually, I think both you and labcoat are two of the smartest people on this forum. You'll have brilliant babies.
IEI-Fe 4w3
Well thanks
I'll somehow move on from being cute. One day I will rid myself of my accursed infantile cuteness and be a gorgeous sex goddess! By Merlin's beard it shall be as I command it!!
ILE
7w8 so/sp
Very busy with work. Only kind of around.
It's time to tell the truth about Labcoat. To organize my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain and preserve the peace. I just want to say that I need to spend some time considering how best to give the needy a helping hand as opposed to an elbow in the face. To say anything else would be a lie. He hopes to finance a propaganda of intensive deception that induces sane and sober people to destroy the natural beauty of our parks and forests. I'll probably devote a separate letter to that topic alone, but for now, I'll simply summarize by stating that perhaps one day we will live in a world where good people are not troubled by fear of surly sandbaggers. Until that day arrives, however, we must spread the word that Labcoat recently got caught red-handed trying to lash out at everyone and everything in sight. Well, surprise, surprise, surprise, as Gomer Pyle would say.
I am highly critical of those who tolerate or apologize for people who work with Labcoat. Of course, it's not that simple. I despise everything about him. I despise his attempts to mollycoddle the worst types of rambunctious, rapacious skinheads there are. I despise how he insists that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs—or maybe even chocolate. Most of all, I despise his complete obliviousness to the fact that the basal lie that underlies all of his bad-tempered flimflams is that the rest of us are an inferior group of people, fit only to be enslaved, beaten, and butchered at the whim of our betters. Translation: Space aliens are out to lay eggs in our innards or ooze their alien hell-slime all over us. I doubt you need any help from me to identify the supreme idiocy of those views but you should nevertheless be aware that if Labcoat wants to complain, he should have an argument. He shouldn't just throw out the word "photoreconnaissance", for example, and expect us to be scared.
It's a well-known fact that I have resisted taking legal action against Labcoat, as others have advised me to do. It's an equally well-known fact that Labcoat makes so many laughably mindless statements, it boggles the mind to think about them. When logic puts these two facts together, the necessary result is an understanding that Labcoat's witticisms do not represent progress. They represent insanity masquerading as progress. The spectrum of views between racialism and hooliganism is not a line but a circle at which capricious blowhards and diabolic rabble-rousers (especially the temperamental type) meet. To properly place Labcoat somewhere in that spectrum one needs to realize that I've long thought it would be fun to try to explain to Labcoat how he seems to have a bitter ideological conflict with my statements that I leave open the question of the extent to which this discussion could be applied to classism-oriented junkies. For the most part, I'm just curious as to how deep Labcoat will have to dig into his profanity thesaurus to formulate a response. Let me end by appealing to our collective sense of humanity: You cannot suppose that Labcoat would have the slightest compunction about ordering his devotees to hinder economic growth and job creation.
Last edited by Trevor; 11-10-2009 at 05:46 PM.
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An automatic kick in the ass!
ILE "Searcher"
Socionics: ENTp
DCNH: Dominant
--> perhaps Normalizing
Enneagram: 7w6 "Enthusiast"
MBTI: ENTJ "Field Marshall" or ENTP "Inventor"
Astrological sign: Aquarius
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LII-Ne
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!"
- Blair Houghton
Johari
It's funny how when you post something produced by a gibberish-generator it comes out sounding just the way you normally do.It's time to tell the truth about Labcoat. To organize my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain and preserve the peace. I just want to say that I need to spend some time considering how best to give the needy a helping hand as opposed to an elbow in the face. To say anything else would be a lie. He hopes to finance a propaganda of intensive deception that induces sane and sober people to destroy the natural beauty of our parks and forests. I'll probably devote a separate letter to that topic alone, but for now, I'll simply summarize by stating that perhaps one day we will live in a world where good people are not troubled by fear of surly sandbaggers. Until that day arrives, however, we must spread the word that Labcoat recently got caught red-handed trying to lash out at everyone and everything in sight. Well, surprise, surprise, surprise, as Gomer Pyle would say.
I am highly critical of those who tolerate or apologize for people who work with Labcoat. Of course, it's not that simple. I despise everything about him. I despise his attempts to mollycoddle the worst types of rambunctious, rapacious skinheads there are. I despise how he insists that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs—or maybe even chocolate. Most of all, I despise his complete obliviousness to the fact that the basal lie that underlies all of his bad-tempered flimflams is that the rest of us are an inferior group of people, fit only to be enslaved, beaten, and butchered at the whim of our betters. Translation: Space aliens are out to lay eggs in our innards or ooze their alien hell-slime all over us. I doubt you need any help from me to identify the supreme idiocy of those views but you should nevertheless be aware that if Labcoat wants to complain, he should have an argument. He shouldn't just throw out the word "photoreconnaissance", for example, and expect us to be scared.
It's a well-known fact that I have resisted taking legal action against Labcoat, as others have advised me to do. It's an equally well-known fact that Labcoat makes so many laughably mindless statements, it boggles the mind to think about them. When logic puts these two facts together, the necessary result is an understanding that Labcoat's witticisms do not represent progress. They represent insanity masquerading as progress. The spectrum of views between racialism and hooliganism is not a line but a circle at which capricious blowhards and diabolic rabble-rousers (especially the temperamental type) meet. To properly place Labcoat somewhere in that spectrum one needs to realize that I've long thought it would be fun to try to explain to Labcoat how he seems to have a bitter ideological conflict with my statements that I leave open the question of the extent to which this discussion could be applied to classism-oriented junkies. For the most part, I'm just curious as to how deep Labcoat will have to dig into his profanity thesaurus to formulate a response. Let me end by appealing to our collective sense of humanity: You cannot suppose that Labcoat would have the slightest compunction about ordering his devotees to hinder economic growth and job creation.
On a completely unrelated note, stop bumping this stupid thread. I mean it.
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