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    Default How many <insert Etype here> does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    How many Ones does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    2. One to planify the lightbulb changing and the other to change it.


    How many Twos does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    2. One to go shopping in order to buy a lightbulb, and the other to change it.


    How many Threes does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    2. One to change it, and one to tell you some lie about the lifespan of the new lightbulb.


    How many Fours does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    Fours don't change lightbulbs. They live in the dark.


    How many Fives does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    Fives don't change lightbulbs, cause they're lazy.


    How many Sixes does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    2. One to change it, and the other to verify that the lightbulb isn't gonna explode. Bang.


    How many Sevens does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    2. One to change it, but he will need another Seven to teach him how to change a lightbulb, cause Sevens are retarded.


    How many Eights does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    I don't care. Eights are totally stupid.


    How many Nines does it take to change a lightbulb ?

    One. But you'll need some stupid Eight to push him in order to change the lightbulb, cause Nines are lazy and submissive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    I like lists.
    And I like bureaucrats.

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    How many LII's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    None. LII's don't screw.
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    ...U2...
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    Quote Originally Posted by glamourama View Post
    aw, lol. what do they do?
    Write corny lightbulb jokes.
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    how many machinetruck offensive descriptions does it take to screw in a lightbuld?

    2. an infinite numbers, because machinetruck offensive descriptions are retarded.

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