# Thread: How many <insert Etype here> does it take to change a lightbulb ?

1. ## How many <insert Etype here> does it take to change a lightbulb ?

How many Ones does it take to change a lightbulb ?

2. One to planify the lightbulb changing and the other to change it.

How many Twos does it take to change a lightbulb ?

2. One to go shopping in order to buy a lightbulb, and the other to change it.

How many Threes does it take to change a lightbulb ?

2. One to change it, and one to tell you some lie about the lifespan of the new lightbulb.

How many Fours does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Fours don't change lightbulbs. They live in the dark.

How many Fives does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Fives don't change lightbulbs, cause they're lazy.

How many Sixes does it take to change a lightbulb ?

2. One to change it, and the other to verify that the lightbulb isn't gonna explode. Bang.

How many Sevens does it take to change a lightbulb ?

2. One to change it, but he will need another Seven to teach him how to change a lightbulb, cause Sevens are retarded.

How many Eights does it take to change a lightbulb ?

I don't care. Eights are totally stupid.

How many Nines does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One. But you'll need some stupid Eight to push him in order to change the lightbulb, cause Nines are lazy and submissive.

2. I like lists.

3. Originally Posted by Director Abbie
I like lists.
And I like bureaucrats.

4. How many LII's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. LII's don't screw.

5. chess, maths, collecting insects...

6. ...U2...

7. Originally Posted by glamourama
aw, lol. what do they do?
Write corny lightbulb jokes.

8. how many machinetruck offensive descriptions does it take to screw in a lightbuld?

2. an infinite numbers, because machinetruck offensive descriptions are retarded.

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