Hm ?
This thread will be active!
maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
go ask the frog what the scorpion knows
Snoring like a pig. A fat one.Originally Posted by ScarlettLux
Greetings, ragnar
ILI knowledge-seeker
There's only one way you can find that one outHm ?
...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.
INTp
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Last edited by BlackCat; 06-09-2009 at 06:32 AM. Reason: I was waaay off on my typing
SEE-Fi 9w8 sx/sp
"I am not a man. I am dynamite. "(Nietzsche)
Maybe THATS what he was talking about
I'm not ILI, but I thought I'd mention that I'm probably good at it.
you aren't ESFp.
Timid and premature.
I guess I'll be the first one.
- I like to experiment and try new things (as long as I feel comfortable with a partner)
- Nothing is immoral or taboo
- I can't have sex with someone I don't know well. I won't be able to relax. I will be too worried about my performance. I will be too worried about not knowing what my partner likes/wants. For this reason I don't like casual sex or one night stands.
- Number one priority is to please a partner
- I don't like to talk or express my feelings during sex. No moaning, grunting, yelling, screaming and announcing what's about to happen.
- I like to dominate and submit at the same time. Some sessions I am more active, some sessions I am more passive. Some sessions it's both, but in the end it works out to 50-50. I won't be with a girl who's always dominating and I won't be with a girl who's always submissive.
I bet they're very ANALytical h0h0 hehe twiddle dee dee.
lol I knew TiNe who always said:"number two is really number one!"
...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.
INTp
the secret is out :redface:
ouch :wink:
The main point is to get into bed with a dual. All the rest is insufficient.
I just try to act the way I please my partner. That is really important for me - to please the partner. Just follow her mood and do what she would like me to do at the moment. And enjoy the process of course. :wink:
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hey duals
well, I'm an ESFP dude.
and all I know is, every girl I've had sex with has told me I'm the best.
and I love to brag about my female conquests.
so, here I am on YOUR thread, bragging.
INTPs aside, all I know is I'm the best.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
You might be able to get away with that irl but I don't think it works in text.well, I'm an ESFP dude.
and all I know is, every girl I've had sex with has told me I'm the best.
and I love to brag about my female conquests.
so, here I am on YOUR thread, bragging.
INTPs aside, all I know is I'm the best.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
lol
“No psychologist should pretend to understand what he does not understand... Only fools and charlatans know everything and understand nothing.” -Anton Chekhov
http://kevan.org/johari?name=Bardia0
http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Bardia0
you probably have genital warts
Hey bluehenrybob, I used to know the owner of a Thai massage parlor where I've visited regularly for 3 years. Most of the girls who gives service there are the ESFp. that being said they told me I was one of the kind in bed, unusual and creatively, I think of odd things to do that surprises them. The first year was rough for me since I was only 16, at the end of the last year, some ESFp would called me to their house regularly to service them. I bet you can't beat that.well, I'm an ESFP dude.
and all I know is, every girl I've had sex with has told me I'm the best.
and I love to brag about my female conquests.
so, here I am on YOUR thread, bragging.
INTPs aside, all I know is I'm the best.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
(D)IEE~FI-(C)SLE~Ni E-5w4(Sp/Sx)/7w8(So/Sp)/9w1(sp/sx)
Show; don't tell :tongue:well, I'm an ESFP dude.
and all I know is, every girl I've had sex with has told me I'm the best.
and I love to brag about my female conquests.
so, here I am on YOUR thread, bragging.
INTPs aside, all I know is I'm the best.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
awww
I guess some of you guys didn't get my over-the-top sarcasm.
well I was just playing into a 'douche bag' role.
I am actually a very sincerely caring, kind, and sensitive guy.
I'm intelligent, aware, and quick on my feet.
I do occasionally outburst and cause a ruckus in real life or on this internet forum.
but can't you see that it's just a cry for attention? I just want all the attention in the world on me. <<<negative trait, I know
boo-hoo-haa-haa
I'm a needy child.
I have a hard shell on the exterior for people who don't know me too well.
however once you become more than an acquaintance, and I trust and respect you, I become just a silly little idiot whore that dances around for you and makes you laugh and feel good.
- and then sensually gives you the most intense earth-shattering orgasms over and over again until you wonder "wow, this is what I've been missing my whole life"
but that's only if I like you a lot or are in lovewith you.
in any other case, then I don't put out.
I'm not actually a whore, I've only had 4 real relationships, and only slept with 5 people << that's probably a large number for ILIs :tongue:
(however, other ESFPs I know ARE complete whores, and probably DO have STDs)
but I'm a bit of a "germaphobe"
ok, so anyway, happy posting, everyone!
LOL @ this thread.
+1 to genital warts.
But I think i am still better than you in bed.I guess some of you guys didn't get my over-the-top sarcasm.
well I was just playing into a 'douche bag' role.
I am actually a very sincerely caring, kind, and sensitive guy.
I'm intelligent, aware, and quick on my feet.
I do occasionally outburst and cause a ruckus in real life or on this internet forum.
but can't you see that it's just a cry for attention? I just want all the attention in the world on me. <<<negative trait, I know
boo-hoo-haa-haa
I'm a needy child.
I have a hard shell on the exterior for people who don't know me too well.
however once you become more than an acquaintance, and I trust and respect you, I become just a silly little idiot whore that dances around for you and makes you laugh and feel good.
- and then sensually gives you the most intense earth-shattering orgasms over and over again until you wonder "wow, this is what I've been missing my whole life"
but that's only if I like you a lot or are in love
in any other case, then I don't put out.
I'm not actually a whore, I've only had 4 real relationships, and only slept with 5 people << that's probably a large number for ILIs :tongue:
(however, other ESFPs I know ARE complete whores, and probably DO have STDs)
but I'm a bit of a "germaphobe"
ok, so anyway, happy posting, everyone!
(D)IEE~FI-(C)SLE~Ni E-5w4(Sp/Sx)/7w8(So/Sp)/9w1(sp/sx)
Yes 5, big number.
I haven't even said hello to 5 girls.
...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.
INTp
Hello, Warlord
They need an impartial judge, like one of the girls at thai massage parlor.
...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.
INTp
Hello, does this mean we have to marry now?Hello, Warlord
...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.
INTp
I have pics and it did happen, he got nothing to show for.
(D)IEE~FI-(C)SLE~Ni E-5w4(Sp/Sx)/7w8(So/Sp)/9w1(sp/sx)
All you need is just judge how loud the girl scream, Hands down the ladies screams the loudest when they are with me, the window even broke because of it.
Last edited by 07490; 07-01-2009 at 05:48 AM. Reason: edit for respect of my partners
(D)IEE~FI-(C)SLE~Ni E-5w4(Sp/Sx)/7w8(So/Sp)/9w1(sp/sx)
Some big boys told me a good way make girls scream real loud. You wipe your peen on the curtains after having sex.
...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.
INTp
Yes. Here's to happily-ever-after....
Shall we reside in your part of the world, or mine? [I'll rock-paper-scissor you for it!]
That sounds really weird even to me.
(D)IEE~FI-(C)SLE~Ni E-5w4(Sp/Sx)/7w8(So/Sp)/9w1(sp/sx)
SOS, what do you think about this?
(D)IEE~FI-(C)SLE~Ni E-5w4(Sp/Sx)/7w8(So/Sp)/9w1(sp/sx)
This is what I dislike about ESFps
but this is what keeps me coming back hahaha.
“No psychologist should pretend to understand what he does not understand... Only fools and charlatans know everything and understand nothing.” -Anton Chekhov
http://kevan.org/johari?name=Bardia0
http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Bardia0
Number's sex tape is the next big thing after Paris Hilton's
(D)IEE~FI-(C)SLE~Ni E-5w4(Sp/Sx)/7w8(So/Sp)/9w1(sp/sx)
Not a big fan [I can think of a more witty/much dirtier response, but I don't really want my name attached to it in e-land archives]. What do you think about it?
I think that will be the last time I will have sex with her.
Not a big fan [I can think of a more witty/much dirtier response, but I don't really want my name attached to it in e-land archives]. What do you think about it?
(D)IEE~FI-(C)SLE~Ni E-5w4(Sp/Sx)/7w8(So/Sp)/9w1(sp/sx)
Hmm... so you say.
... so you say.
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