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    Hm ?


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    This thread will be active!
    maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
    maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
    go ask the frog what the scorpion knows

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    Lmao


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScarlettLux View Post
    what are you like in bed?
    Snoring like a pig. A fat one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScarlettLux View Post
    Hm ?
    There's only one way you can find that one out
    ...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.

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    "I am not a man. I am dynamite. "(Nietzsche)

    Maybe THATS what he was talking about

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    I'm not ILI, but I thought I'd mention that I'm probably good at it.
    It was in the reign of George III that the aforesaid personages lived and quarrelled; good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor, they are all equal now.

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    you aren't ESFp.
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    Timid and premature.

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    I guess I'll be the first one.

    - I like to experiment and try new things (as long as I feel comfortable with a partner)
    - Nothing is immoral or taboo
    - I can't have sex with someone I don't know well. I won't be able to relax. I will be too worried about my performance. I will be too worried about not knowing what my partner likes/wants. For this reason I don't like casual sex or one night stands.
    - Number one priority is to please a partner
    - I don't like to talk or express my feelings during sex. No moaning, grunting, yelling, screaming and announcing what's about to happen.
    - I like to dominate and submit at the same time. Some sessions I am more active, some sessions I am more passive. Some sessions it's both, but in the end it works out to 50-50. I won't be with a girl who's always dominating and I won't be with a girl who's always submissive.

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    I bet they're very ANALytical h0h0 hehe twiddle dee dee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    I bet they're very ANALytical h0h0 hehe twiddle dee dee.
    lol I knew TiNe who always said:"number two is really number one!"
    ...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.

    INTp

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    I bet they're very ANALytical h0h0 hehe twiddle dee dee.
    the secret is out :redface:

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    Quote Originally Posted by discojoe View Post
    Timid and premature.
    ouch :wink:

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    The main point is to get into bed with a dual. All the rest is insufficient.
    I just try to act the way I please my partner. That is really important for me - to please the partner. Just follow her mood and do what she would like me to do at the moment. And enjoy the process of course. :wink:
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    Default hey duals

    well, I'm an ESFP dude.

    and all I know is, every girl I've had sex with has told me I'm the best.

    and I love to brag about my female conquests.

    so, here I am on YOUR thread, bragging.

    INTPs aside, all I know is I'm the best.


    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA



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    Quote Originally Posted by bluehenrybob View Post
    and all I know is, every girl I've had sex with has told me I'm the best.
    Because they're afraid of shattering your fragile ego.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluehenrybob View Post
    well, I'm an ESFP dude.

    and all I know is, every girl I've had sex with has told me I'm the best.

    and I love to brag about my female conquests.

    so, here I am on YOUR thread, bragging.

    INTPs aside, all I know is I'm the best.


    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


    You might be able to get away with that irl but I don't think it works in text.

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    This is why I think intertype relations doesn't work for INTps.
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    you probably have genital warts
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluehenrybob View Post
    well, I'm an ESFP dude.

    and all I know is, every girl I've had sex with has told me I'm the best.

    and I love to brag about my female conquests.

    so, here I am on YOUR thread, bragging.

    INTPs aside, all I know is I'm the best.


    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


    Hey bluehenrybob, I used to know the owner of a Thai massage parlor where I've visited regularly for 3 years. Most of the girls who gives service there are the ESFp. that being said they told me I was one of the kind in bed, unusual and creatively, I think of odd things to do that surprises them. The first year was rough for me since I was only 16, at the end of the last year, some ESFp would called me to their house regularly to service them. I bet you can't beat that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluehenrybob View Post
    well, I'm an ESFP dude.

    and all I know is, every girl I've had sex with has told me I'm the best.

    and I love to brag about my female conquests.

    so, here I am on YOUR thread, bragging.

    INTPs aside, all I know is I'm the best.


    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


    Show; don't tell :tongue:

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    I guess some of you guys didn't get my over-the-top sarcasm.


    well I was just playing into a 'douche bag' role.

    I am actually a very sincerely caring, kind, and sensitive guy.
    I'm intelligent, aware, and quick on my feet.

    I do occasionally outburst and cause a ruckus in real life or on this internet forum.
    but can't you see that it's just a cry for attention? I just want all the attention in the world on me. <<<negative trait, I know

    boo-hoo-haa-haa

    I'm a needy child.


    I have a hard shell on the exterior for people who don't know me too well.

    however once you become more than an acquaintance, and I trust and respect you, I become just a silly little idiot whore that dances around for you and makes you laugh and feel good.


    - and then sensually gives you the most intense earth-shattering orgasms over and over again until you wonder "wow, this is what I've been missing my whole life"


    but that's only if I like you a lot or are in love with you.


    in any other case, then I don't put out.

    I'm not actually a whore, I've only had 4 real relationships, and only slept with 5 people << that's probably a large number for ILIs :tongue:
    (however, other ESFPs I know ARE complete whores, and probably DO have STDs)


    but I'm a bit of a "germaphobe"


    ok, so anyway, happy posting, everyone!

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    LOL @ this thread.

    +1 to genital warts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluehenrybob View Post
    I guess some of you guys didn't get my over-the-top sarcasm.


    well I was just playing into a 'douche bag' role.

    I am actually a very sincerely caring, kind, and sensitive guy.
    I'm intelligent, aware, and quick on my feet.

    I do occasionally outburst and cause a ruckus in real life or on this internet forum.
    but can't you see that it's just a cry for attention? I just want all the attention in the world on me. <<<negative trait, I know

    boo-hoo-haa-haa

    I'm a needy child.


    I have a hard shell on the exterior for people who don't know me too well.

    however once you become more than an acquaintance, and I trust and respect you, I become just a silly little idiot whore that dances around for you and makes you laugh and feel good.


    - and then sensually gives you the most intense earth-shattering orgasms over and over again until you wonder "wow, this is what I've been missing my whole life"


    but that's only if I like you a lot or are in love with you.


    in any other case, then I don't put out.

    I'm not actually a whore, I've only had 4 real relationships, and only slept with 5 people << that's probably a large number for ILIs :tongue:
    (however, other ESFPs I know ARE complete whores, and probably DO have STDs)


    but I'm a bit of a "germaphobe"


    ok, so anyway, happy posting, everyone!
    But I think i am still better than you in bed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluehenrybob View Post
    not actually a whore, I've only had 4 real relationships, and only slept with 5 people << that's probably a large number for ILIs :tongue:
    Yes 5, big number.

    I haven't even said hello to 5 girls.
    ...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.

    INTp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warlord View Post
    Yes 5, big number.

    I haven't even said hello to 5 girls.
    Hello, Warlord

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    Quote Originally Posted by aixelsyd View Post
    You two should have a contest.
    They need an impartial judge, like one of the girls at thai massage parlor.
    ...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.

    INTp

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    Quote Originally Posted by songofsappho View Post
    Hello, Warlord
    Hello, does this mean we have to marry now?
    ...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.

    INTp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warlord View Post
    They need an impartial judge, like one of the girls at thai massage parlor.
    I have pics and it did happen, he got nothing to show for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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    All you need is just judge how loud the girl scream, Hands down the ladies screams the loudest when they are with me, the window even broke because of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 07490 View Post
    All you need is just judge how loud the girl scream, Hands down my bitches scream the loudest if they are with me.
    Some big boys told me a good way make girls scream real loud. You wipe your peen on the curtains after having sex.
    ...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.

    INTp

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    Yes. Here's to happily-ever-after....

    Shall we reside in your part of the world, or mine? [I'll rock-paper-scissor you for it!]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warlord View Post
    Some big boys told me a good way make girls scream real loud. You wipe your peen on the curtains after having sex.
    That sounds really weird even to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warlord View Post
    Some big boys told me a good way make girls scream real loud. You wipe your peen on the curtains after having sex.
    SOS, what do you think about this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluehenrybob View Post
    I just want all the attention in the world on me. <<<negative trait, I know

    boo-hoo-haa-haa

    I'm a needy child.
    This is what I dislike about ESFps

    Quote Originally Posted by bluehenrybob View Post
    I become just a silly little idiot whore that dances around for you and makes you laugh and feel good.
    but this is what keeps me coming back hahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by incognito View Post
    Slight variation to songofsappho's theme - perhaps it's show and tell time.
    Number's sex tape is the next big thing after Paris Hilton's
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by incognito View Post
    Slight variation to songofsappho's theme - perhaps it's show and tell time.


    Quote Originally Posted by 07490 View Post
    SOS, what do you think about this?
    Not a big fan [I can think of a more witty/much dirtier response, but I don't really want my name attached to it in e-land archives]. What do you think about it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by songofsappho View Post




    Not a big fan [I can think of a more witty/much dirtier response, but I don't really want my name attached to it in e-land archives]. What do you think about it?
    I think that will be the last time I will have sex with her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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