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    Weird question, I know, but I enjoy sneezing and I'm curious about whether I'm the only freak who does [:

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    Yes, and on a random note, I recall getting into an argument over a female friend's claim that an orgasm is 8x more pleasurable than a sneeze. Either my sneezes are amazing, or her sex life is amazing.
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    Not in particular. But I like to exagerate them, and say "fuck" in finnish when I'm sneezing lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by force my hand View Post
    Yes, and on a random note, I recall getting into an argument over a female friend's claim that an orgasm is 8x more pleasurable than a sneeze. Either my sneezes are amazing, or her sex life is amazing.
    Or both - perhaps there are some things you could teach one another....

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    Not in particular. But I like to exagerate them, and say "fuck" in finnish when I'm sneezing lol
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    i enjoy sneezing
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    Well I'm glad I'm not the only one then, heh.

    Good find, Ollobollo - and that's a fantastic quote. Sneezing = mini orgasm? Good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ollobollo View Post
    There is some interesting information and mythbusting about sneezing and some about it being connected to sex here.
    Holy crap! I gotta send that along...
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    Considering that I went through a period where I would automatically say "DANG IT" every time I sneezed, I would say probably not.

    I can also remember times where I've sneezed when I didn't want to and was temporarily pissed off.

    So, overall, I'd say no, in fact quite the opposite.

    Edit: oh yeah, I sometimes will unconsciously say "sorry" after I sneeze whether or not there are people nearby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by force my hand View Post
    Yes, and on a random note, I recall getting into an argument over a female friend's claim that an orgasm is 8x more pleasurable than a sneeze. Either my sneezes are amazing, or her sex life is amazing.
    lmfao!

    yeah and to respond to the original post, i think sneezes feel pretty great.
    nice relief. i must agree.

    i love how so many people respond to this thread. not just respond, but thoroughly respond. it makes me chuckle and grin.
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    I just sneezed in my pants.

    Sneezing isn't bad at all. I tend to be a multiple sneezer. The only time I mind it is when I'm driving and get hit by a threebie.
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    My sneezes are enormous. I'm usually too busy sneezing to worry about whether they feel good.
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    Hmm, come to think of it sneezes are somewhat pleasurable, but I'm not sure that's worth having stuff shooting out of my nose.



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    i guess im only one who doesnt enjoy sneezing... maybe because i tend to sneeze in the most uncomfortable places...

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    Quote Originally Posted by songofsappho View Post
    My mom does this too! Drives me crazy. Why be sorry?
    I think this comes from living with a dad who when he sneezed almost seemed to make a point to sneeze as loud as humanly possible, which drove me insane. I'm rather noise conscious so, sometimes if I feel like I'm sneezing really loud (when I'm probably not sneezing that loud)... I dunno, I don't feel really good about it.

    Also, if I do a multiple sneeze, I seem to get angrier with each sneeze.
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    I actually don't like that itchy "omg I have to sneeze" feeling. And it makes me somewhat self-conscious because I either sneeze too loudly or I try to hold it back and make a noise like I'm trying to sound cute, which is almost worse. Yeah, not a fan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by songofsappho View Post
    Weird question, I know, but I enjoy sneezing and I'm curious about whether I'm the only freak who does [:
    Nope, everyone loves sneezing.

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    I love sneezing. It is supposed to be the case that it is an eighth of an orgasm.
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    This thread actually really creeps me out =/ You guys are REALLY serious about actually ENJOYING, find PLEASURE in sneezes?

    Am I the only one who thinks this is odd? I don't find it enjoyable. It's actually even sort of uncomfortable. I think that sneeze fetish forum is unbelievable O___o ... a goldmine of WTF

    Anyone else checked it out? Stuff about making out while sneezing, only getting turned on by sneezing... eek! I don't see how it feels any way similar to an orgasm... even a tiny fraction of one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ScarlettLux View Post
    This thread actually really creeps me out =/ You guys are REALLY serious about actually ENJOYING, find PLEASURE in sneezes?

    Am I the only one who thinks this is odd? I don't find it enjoyable. It's actually even sort of uncomfortable. I think that sneeze fetish forum is unbelievable O___o ... a goldmine of WTF
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    Anyone else checked it out?
    I wouldn't bother...

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    I don't see how it feels any way similar to an orgasm... even a tiny fraction of one.
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    Yeah, I kinda dramatized how creepy I thought it was - not even a problem, it's actually just foreign/weird and I'm quite interested in hearing more about WHY people like it, especially from those fetishists.

    I don't think the orgasm thing is a joke


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    how about Q-tip induced eargasms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScarlettLux View Post
    Yeah, I kinda dramatized how creepy I thought it was - not even a problem, it's actually just foreign/weird and I'm quite interested in hearing more about WHY people like it, especially from those fetishists.

    I don't think the orgasm thing is a joke
    It's a joke, but one very subtle and tongue-in-cheek. No one here is seriously linking a sneeze to an orgasm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by songofsappho View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by bionicgerbil View Post
    how about Q-tip induced eargasms?
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    I do find it pleasurable, but I actually came here to tell that I'm getting some super weird synaesthetic reaction from the thread title that makes the insides of my head kind of itch! Reeeeally fucking weird!

    But yeah, sneezing is awesome. I love it the most when a big blob of clear, runny snot comes out with it.
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    Old thread is old.
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    i dont like sneezing. especially the itchy nose sensation beforehand.

    when people exaggerate the sounds of their sneezes its one of the most annoying things in the world, but exaggerated yawns take the cake.

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    The pleasurable feeling lasts about a fraction of a second and the buildup to a sneeze is quite uncomfortable so...no. But I do find it really irritating when you have to sneeze really bad and it just passes. Is that like...the equivalent to blue balls? lol. Call me weird but it's so awesome to have like a mosquito bite and very lightly brush your finger over it so it makes it itch to the point you feel like you're about to explode if you don't scratch it...and then you finally itch it and it's like you just black out from how good of a release it is and you scratch until blood draws but it doesn't even matter because it feels so good.
















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    I think I feel kind of angry about sneezing. Often I'm in the middle of saying something or thinking about something and then suddenly I have to sneeze or hiccup and it interrupts everything and then I feel frustrated or something. However it's a relief as well so the frustration quickly passes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
    I think I feel kind of angry about sneezing. Often I'm in the middle of saying something or thinking about something and then suddenly I have to sneeze or hiccup and it interrupts everything and then I feel frustrated or something. However it's a relief as well so the frustration quickly passes.
    This is hilarious.

    I enjoying sneezing, the first couple milliseconds are akin to the feeling you get in the first couple seconds of peeing. Pleasurable relief.

    Burping, on the other hand, is usually painful.
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    Sneezing is like a nosegasm because of the brief relief.

    Snot rockets are more fun, tho. Pew pew pew Dont aim for children

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    Sneezing pisses me off! I never choose to sneeze, and my body starts going rogue on me, residing for far too long in that horrible limbo between sneezing and not needing to sneeze... I don't have time for that shit and I hate being interrupted like that...

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    No. It hurts and stuffs me up; I don't like it...decongest, decongest, decongest.

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    no my sneezes aren't pleasurable wtf
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    Fuck sneezing.

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    i like sneezing. so manY haters
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