Please stop sitting around at your houses all day. Just because you have a TV doesn't mean you should watch it all day. Just because you have food at your house doesn't mean we can't go to a restaurant.
When you call me, please have an activity in mind that is not the same thing we did yesterday and does not involve us sitting around your house.
When I suggest something awesome like drinking wired russians (a white russian made with espresso) and walking around downtown hitting on random women, you should be excited and want to do this instead of going back to your house to watch tv.
Thanks for your participation. Leaving the house makes us all better people!