WHEN I'M IN FAG LOVE IT'S SO PATHETIC AND DESPERATE I JUST WANNA CRY IN MY ROOM ALL DAY LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL. I CAN HANDLE BEING *SEXUALLY* ATTRACTED TO MEN, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL.
IT'S HAVING THESE DEEP TENDER ROMANTIC FAG FEELINGS FOR THE SAME SEX THAT I DON'T LIKE. UGH IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A MUSHY PILE OF EMO GOO. EMOTIONS ARE LITERALLY 'SO GAY.'
WHY ARE MEN SUCH ASSHOLES BUT THEN SO NICE AND PROTECT YOU WITH THEIR STRONG MANLY EMBRACE THAT SHIELDS U FROM ALL HARM?