Translated version of http://www.humo.ru/relates.php
Dual - he loves her, she loves him.
Semi-Dual - he likes in her, she loves him primarily. (I can't figure out how to translate this o
Business - he loves her, she loves him, and all of this at the lowest fares!
Kindred - he loves her, she loves him, but they both think that this is incest.
Activation - he loves her, she loves him, but they both think that this sadomasochism.
Superego - he loves her, she loves him, and now it really is sadomasochism!
Conflict - he hates her, she despises him. Even here they have differences.
Identical - he loves himself in her, she likes herself in him, sometimes they are confused. (I think "it" was a translation quirk here.)
Mirage - he mistakenly believes that he loves her, she mistakenly believes that she loves him.
Mirror - he thinks that loves her, she thinks that loves him, in fact, it's completely the opposite.
Supervision - he loves her, she loves to give him a good pink. (Pink? \: )
Benefit - he loves her, she also loves herself.
Extinguishment - she loves Tom Cruise, he is fond of drinking.
Quasi-Identical - he likes to drink, she likes to drink, and both wonder: "And if it is love?" (Can't translate this either o