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    Default Fuck you, I'm Carla's husband.

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    Well, seeing as how she's a polygamist...



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    You know I tapped that first. And anyway, you're a minor. If there's no grass on the pitch you're not allowed to play!!
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    Only 7 months, man. Then Carla is MINE.

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    LOL @ the thread title.
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    I remember when Carla and I were together. Those were bright days back then. I thought I knew what love was.

    But when I saw the poster of Chris Martin on the ceiling of the bedroom I knew it couldn't last. FWIW, I'll never forget the time we spent together.
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    carla was my wife from another life. there is no denying in that, I can sense it.
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    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

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    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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