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    Default How to become an ISTj v90

    1. Write down a set of rules describing how you think the world works

    2. Stick to these rules unflinchingly, even in the presence of universal disapproval, inevitable failure, and even death.

    3. Become exceedingly stingy, anal, and socially uncompromising so as to attract the attention of a gracious, spiritual person with a savior complex.

    4. World domination.
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    I wouldn't mind being an EIE.

    World domination would be pretty sweet. Instead, I think ESE/LII just winds up witht he slightly less satisfactory "Make people happy!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly View Post
    1. Write down a set of rules describing how you think the world works
    I think dominants have difficulty writing down their complete ruleset... I know I do. It's too comprehensive, and not really broken down into bullet points in our heads.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gulanzon View Post
    I wouldn't mind being an EIE.

    World domination would be pretty sweet. Instead, I think ESE/LII just winds up witht he slightly less satisfactory "Make people happy!"
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    5 - Join a gym

    6- Get a black suitcase

    7 - Get some old-fashioned shirts

    8 - Set a hell of a rigid schedule - You have to shit everyday at the same time
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1981slater View Post
    8 - Set a hell of a rigid schedule - You have to shit everyday at the same time
    lol

    @ Brilliand: of course you are right, but it's more humorous and stereotypically gratifying in terms of how LSIs are seen to think of their life's composite methods and rules as being simple enough to put down on a sheet of paper
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gulanzon View Post
    I wouldn't mind being an EIE.

    World domination would be pretty sweet. Instead, I think ESE/LII just winds up witht he slightly less satisfactory "Make people happy!"
    Correction: more satisfactory, less epic.
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isha View Post
    9. Cultivate a moustache.
    10. Twirl it menacingly whilst contemplating taking over the UNIVERSE.
    allez cuisine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by idolatrie View Post
    10. Twirl it menacingly whilst contemplating taking over the UNIVERSE.
    11. Only to have your EIE dual shave it off during the night. Muahaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unefille View Post
    11. Only to your EIE dual shave it off during the night. Muahaha.
    DELILAH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Isha View Post
    9. Cultivate a moustache.

    ...and a beard!

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    No wonder niffweed thinks I'm an LSI. I do 1, 2, 7, & 8, and I'd grow a mustache if I had a y chromosome.

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    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glamourama View Post
    lol. would you ever consider ISTj for yourself Abbie?
    I object.
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by idolatrie View Post
    DELILAH.
    You mean Lorena?

    After all, everyone knows that the moustache of an LSI is of comparable importance to his manhood.
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly View Post
    You mean Lorena?

    After all, everyone knows that the moustache of an LSI is of comparable importance to his manhood.
    Particularly when 'he' is female.

    Coz in those cases, other part's of the LSI's manhood are sadly lacking.
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    Did you know that the clitoris is actually vestigial penis?
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    No wonder niffweed thinks I'm an LSI. I do 1, 2, 7, & 8, and I'd grow a mustache if I had a y chromosome.
    I am your dual... no abbie you don't need to grow a mustache for me to like you, your avatar is sexy as it is...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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    I always feel my heart moving rates faster when talking to your soul on the chatbox...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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    oh i meant a little slower, equalibium... ying match yang...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 07490 View Post
    I always feel my heart moving rates faster when talking to your soul on the chatbox...
    THAT CAN ONLY BE AN EIE

    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly View Post
    THAT CAN ONLY BE AN EIE

    You mean EIE have fast heart rate talking to people? if so, sometimes depending on who i am talking to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly View Post
    Did you know that the clitoris is actually vestigial penis?
    Well, actually, according to 'kinseyconfidential.org':

    The clitoris has been called "a vestigial penis," and it is kind of like a penis, but it is in no way vestigial. It is like a penis insofar as it has a head and a shaft and it composed of erectile tissue. But unlike the penis, the only function of the clitoris is sexual pleasure. It has no other purpose, while the penis is also responsible for urination and ejaculation.
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    I would like to claim http://www.movember.com/ as the official month of the LSI.

    allez cuisine!

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    I saw a girl with a moustche today, I am not sure if she is an LSI... have you seen one idolatrie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by idolatrie View Post
    I would like to claim Movember as the official month of the LSI.
    Fixed.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brilliand View Post
    Fixed.
    Thanks, and how do you do that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 07490 View Post
    I saw a girl with a moustche today, I am not sure if she is an LSI... have you seen one idolatrie?
    Could she have actually been a MAN?

    And um. No. O.o

    Although, my old history teacher used to think this is how one identified Russian women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unefille View Post
    Well, actually, according to 'kinseyconfidential.org':
    So not fair. How come I don't get two ways to have an orgasm without getting a finger in my asshole?
    But, for a certainty, back then,
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    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
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    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly View Post
    So not fair. How come I don't get two ways to have an orgasm without getting a finger in my asshole?
    Because women can multitask and men need a separate button?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly View Post
    So not fair. How come I don't get two ways to have an orgasm without getting a finger in my asshole?
    Quote Originally Posted by idolatrie View Post
    Because women can multitask and men need a separate button?
    It's pretty much nature's in-built fail safe mechanism against male incompetence.
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    But men are the one's that end up multitasking because of it!
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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