Do you think I'm finished with offensive descriptions ? Actually I'm not. Here's an offensive description of E1.
E1s are narrow-minded bureaucrats. They plan everything. They plan when they get up, when they go to bed, when they have a lunch, and even when they die. They make lists of everything, even for lists.
You know, E5s are like computers, E1s are like robots. Robots are very narrow-minded, and will do everything that bunch of communist Nazi retards (E8s) tell them to do.
Sometimes, E1s will look affectionate and empathetic, but actually, that's because they're drunk. And of course, they plan when they get drunk.