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    Default Offensive description of Enneagram Type 1

    Do you think I'm finished with offensive descriptions ? Actually I'm not. Here's an offensive description of E1.


    E1s are narrow-minded bureaucrats. They plan everything. They plan when they get up, when they go to bed, when they have a lunch, and even when they die. They make lists of everything, even for lists.

    You know, E5s are like computers, E1s are like robots. Robots are very narrow-minded, and will do everything that bunch of communist Nazi retards (E8s) tell them to do.

    Sometimes, E1s will look affectionate and empathetic, but actually, that's because they're drunk. And of course, they plan when they get drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post
    E1s are narrow-minded bureaucrats. They plan everything. They plan when they get up, when they go to bed, when they have a lunch, and even when they die. They make lists of everything, even for lists.
    Lol, so true.

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    You're so clearly a Beta, Machintruc

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    Your avatar is of a robot. Does this make you an E1?
    “No psychologist should pretend to understand what he does not understand... Only fools and charlatans know everything and understand nothing.” -Anton Chekhov

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    so it's firmly established; jung could not have been anything other than ILI.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bardia View Post
    Your avatar is of a robot. Does this make you an E1?
    lol

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    it appears that we've reached a consensus that jung was clearly ILI.

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