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    No description is offensive enough to describe ILIís.

    You know, itís likeÖ a Nazi pedophile would be a thousand times cooler than an ILI.

    Itís like ILIís are bound to SEEís because however, thatís the only type whoís retarded enough to have some affection for ILIís.

    I bet SEEís donít even like ILIís. They just feel sorry for them.

    You know Stalin? That moody asocial bureaucrat, who sees everyone as a traitor? Heís way, way, way cooler than ILIís.

    You know Nietzsche? That autistic zombie who believes in retarded concepts such as the Eternal Return? Heís way, wayÖ No. Wait. Heís actually ILI.

    ILIís look like dead people. I donít know SEEís motivation to hang out with ILIís.

    ILIís are worthless. They arenít even physically attractive like IEIís or SEIís. I donít know how can SEEís can be attracted by them.

    And, ILIís are autistic. All Gammas are autistic, except SEEís (but SEEís arenít really Gammas, theyíre just here to decorate, because thatís how Gammas think).

    LIEís are autistic too, but at least, theyíre productive and efficient. They get things done. ILIís donít. Theyíre just a bunch of slackers.

    ESIís are autistic too, but at least, theyíre aware of informal rules, and know how to behave with others, except that they wonít, because theyíre autistic. They know how to be affectionate, but again, they wonít, because theyíre autistic. ILIís just donít know how to cope with people, because theyíre not autistic, theyíre super-autistic.

    Assume that 1/16 of people support death penalty, and 15/16 of people donít. Iíve got a compromise. Letís restore death penalty. Just for ILIís.

    Just avoid ILIís at all costs. They all look so sad, and will make you feel wanna kill yourself.

    You know why KKKers hate black people? Because they think all black people are ILIís.

    You know, there is a reason not to be racist. There is 1/16 of ILIís in each race. Not all black people are ILIís. Just 1/16 of them are. Not all Jews are ILIís. Just 1/16 of them are. Not all Arabs are ILIís. Just 1/16 of them are. Not all Mexicans are ILIís. Just 1/16 of them are. Not all French people are ILIís. Just 1/16 of them are.

    And if youíre actually a black supremacist who hates white people: not all white people are ILIís. Just 1/16 of them are. And, you know, I hate black supremacists less than ILIís.

    Sorry, SEEís, but ILIís are just not for you. You will never get along with them. I know you like them, but they donít like you. Youíll have better chances to get along with any stranger in the street, including LSIís. At least, LSIís will have some very little affection for those who act like slaves over a long time. And of course, you SEEís are skilled for that. But ďaffectionĒ is an alien concept to ILIís.

    If you just seek for a substitute for ILIís, just go for a LII. They may look like rigid nerds or something, they may have a ďnerdyĒ conception of affection, but at least, theyíre still more affectionate and empathetic than ILIís. Just forget about ILIís. Theyíre useless.

    Iíd rather drink dog diarrhea rather than hanging out with an ILI.

    ILIís are just plain waste.

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    The longest awaited one has finally come!
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    the concept of eternal return is not retarded
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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc
    And, ILIís are autistic. All Gammas are autistic, except SEEís (but SEEís arenít really Gammas, theyíre just here to decorate, because thatís how Gammas think).
    lol.
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    it seems someone is jealous that SEE's are our dual :-)

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    It wasn't that offensive...

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    Machinetruc did it again! Great job!
    The future of Socionics:
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    Many black Americans are SEE type.

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    @Machinetruc: did you ever consider putting these on the wiki?
    The future of Socionics:
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    Many black Americans are SEE type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andromeda View Post
    It wasn't that offensive...
    Except to meaning of description.
    ...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by consentingadult View Post
    @Machinetruc: did you ever consider putting these on the wiki?
    I'm currently thinking of it.

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    No description is offensive enough to describe machintruc.

    You know, itís likeÖ a Nazi pedophile would be a thousand times cooler than machintruc.

    Itís like machintruc is bound to ESEís because however, thatís the only type whoís retarded enough to have some affection for machintruc.

    I bet ESEís donít even like machintruc. They just feel sorry for him.

    You know Stalin? That moody asocial bureaucrat, who ESEs everyone as a traitor? Heís way, way, way cooler than machintruc.

    You know Nietzsche? That autistic zombie who believes in retarded concepts such as the Eternal Return? Heís way, wayÖ No. Wait. Heís actually machintruc.

    machintruc looks like a dead person. I donít know ESEís motivation to hang out with machintruc.

    machintruc is worthless. He isnít even physically attractive like IEIís or SEIís. I donít know how ESEís can be attracted by him.

    And, machintruc is autistic. All Alphas are autistic, except ESEís (but ESEís arenít really Alphas, theyíre just here to decorate, because thatís how Alphas think).

    LIEís are autistic too, but at least, theyíre productive and efficient. They get things done. machintruc doesnít. Heís just a slacker.

    ESIís are autistic too, but at least, theyíre aware of informal rules, and know how to behave with others, except that they wonít, because theyíre autistic. They know how to be affectionate, but again, they wonít, because theyíre autistic. machintruc just doesnít know how to cope with people, because heís not autistic, heís super-autistic.

    Assume that 1/16 of people support death penalty, and 15/16 of people donít. Iíve got a compromise. Letís restore death penalty. Just for machintruc.

    Just avoid machintruc at all costs. He looks so sad, and will make you wanna kill yourself.

    You know why KKKers hate black people? Because they think all black people are machintruc.

    You know, there is a reason not to be racist. There is 1/16 of machintruc in each race. Not all black people are machintruc. Just 1/16 of them are. Not all Jews are machintruc. Just 1/16 of them are. Not all Arabs are machintruc. Just 1/16 of them are. Not all Mexicans are machintruc. Just 1/16 of them are. Not all French people are machintruc. Just 1/16 of them are.

    And if youíre actually a black supremacist who hates white people: not all white people are machintruc. Just 1/16 of them are. And, you know, I hate black supremacists less than machintruc.

    Sorry, ESEís, but machintruc is just not for you. You will never get along with him. I know you like him, but he doesnít like you. Youíll have better chances to get along with any stranger in the street, including LSIís. At least, LSIís will have some very little affection for those who act like slaves over a long time. And of course, you ESEís are skilled for that. But ďaffectionĒ is an alien concept to machintruc.

    If you just seek for a substitute for machintruc, just go for a ILI. They may look like rigid nerds or something, they may have a ďnerdyĒ conception of affection, but at least, theyíre still more affectionate and empathetic than machintruc. Just forget about machintruc. Heís useless.

    Iíd rather drink dog diarrhea rather than hanging out with machintruc.

    machintruc is just plain waste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slighted View Post
    You know Stalin? That moody asocial bureaucrat, who ESEs everyone as a traitor? Heís way, way, way cooler than machintruc.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slighted View Post
    No description is offensive enough to describe machintruc.

    You know, it’s like… a Nazi pedophile would be a thousand times cooler than machintruc.

    It’s like machintruc is bound to ESE’s because however, that’s the only type who’s retarded enough to have some affection for machintruc.

    I bet ESE’s don’t even like machintruc. They just feel sorry for him.

    You know Stalin? That moody asocial bureaucrat, who ESEs everyone as a traitor? He’s way, way, way cooler than machintruc.

    You know Nietzsche? That autistic zombie who believes in retarded concepts such as the Eternal Return? He’s way, way… No. Wait. He’s actually machintruc.

    machintruc looks like a dead person. I don’t know ESE’s motivation to hang out with machintruc.

    machintruc is worthless. He isn’t even physically attractive like IEI’s or SEI’s. I don’t know how ESE’s can be attracted by him.

    And, machintruc is autistic. All Alphas are autistic, except ESE’s (but ESE’s aren’t really Alphas, they’re just here to decorate, because that’s how Alphas think).

    LIE’s are autistic too, but at least, they’re productive and efficient. They get things done. machintruc doesn’t. He’s just a slacker.

    ESI’s are autistic too, but at least, they’re aware of informal rules, and know how to behave with others, except that they won’t, because they’re autistic. They know how to be affectionate, but again, they won’t, because they’re autistic. machintruc just doesn’t know how to cope with people, because he’s not autistic, he’s super-autistic.

    Assume that 1/16 of people support death penalty, and 15/16 of people don’t. I’ve got a compromise. Let’s restore death penalty. Just for machintruc.

    Just avoid machintruc at all costs. He looks so sad, and will make you wanna kill yourself.

    You know why KKKers hate black people? Because they think all black people are machintruc.

    You know, there is a reason not to be racist. There is 1/16 of machintruc in each race. Not all black people are machintruc. Just 1/16 of them are. Not all Jews are machintruc. Just 1/16 of them are. Not all Arabs are machintruc. Just 1/16 of them are. Not all Mexicans are machintruc. Just 1/16 of them are. Not all French people are machintruc. Just 1/16 of them are.

    And if you’re actually a black supremacist who hates white people: not all white people are machintruc. Just 1/16 of them are. And, you know, I hate black supremacists less than machintruc.

    Sorry, ESE’s, but machintruc is just not for you. You will never get along with him. I know you like him, but he doesn’t like you. You’ll have better chances to get along with any stranger in the street, including LSI’s. At least, LSI’s will have some very little affection for those who act like slaves over a long time. And of course, you ESE’s are skilled for that. But “affection” is an alien concept to machintruc.

    If you just seek for a substitute for machintruc, just go for a ILI. They may look like rigid nerds or something, they may have a “nerdy” conception of affection, but at least, they’re still more affectionate and empathetic than machintruc. Just forget about machintruc. He’s useless.

    I’d rather drink dog diarrhea rather than hanging out with machintruc.

    machintruc is just plain waste.
    LMAO! Brilliant adaptation. Ahahahahahahahaha
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    I don't really understand why people can find machintruc's offensive descriptions actually offensive. I thought the IEI one was funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall View Post
    I don't really understand why people can find machintruc's offensive descriptions actually offensive. I thought the IEI one was funny.
    Probably nobody does find them offensive. People just think they are retarded and have very little to do with the type they are trying to describe.

    The problem isn't so much the descriptions themselves. But that they are what machintruc actually believes these types to be like. They aren't jokes.
    ...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warlord View Post
    The problem isn't so much the descriptions themselves. But that they are what machintruc actually believes these types to be like. They aren't jokes.
    How do you know what he believes?
    ďWhether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.Ē

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    You've done yourself a huge favor developmentally by mustering the balls to do something really fucking scary... in about the most vulnerable situation possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winterpark View Post
    How do you know what he believes?
    From what he writes, or more accurately has written elsewhere on the board before, even when not writing his descriptions.
    ...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.

    INTp

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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post

    Sorry, SEEís, but ILIís are just not for you. You will never get along with them. I know you like them, but they donít like you. Youíll have better chances to get along with any stranger in the street, including LSIís. At least, LSIís will have some very little affection for those who act like slaves over a long time. And of course, you SEEís are skilled for that. But ďaffectionĒ is an alien concept to ILIís.


    wooooooow lolol




    my favorite:

    Assume that 1/16 of people support death penalty, and 15/16 of people donít. Iíve got a compromise. Letís restore death penalty. Just for ILIís.

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    even though the descriptions are a joke there are some false assumptions hidden beneath the joking which are kind of annoying
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    Machintruc is clearly an ESI.

    Clearly.

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