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    ILE's are geeky fuckers. They all like geeky things : computing, physics, engineering, mathematics, or such.

    You know why ? Because they suck. Geeks suck.

    But at least, they aren't like ILI's. They're quite friendly and cooperative. You know, us Alphas are affectionate. Alphas' motto is like "lots of affection".

    You know who was ILE ? Einstein. He was one of the smartest people ever, and I bet Hitler didn't hate him because he was antisemitic. He hated him because he was such a fucking fucked moody fucker.

    ILE's are very smart, maybe not as ILI's, but I prefer friendly people with an IQ of 130 rather than assholes with an IQ of 140.

    ILE's are very smart, but they also like to play retards. That's right. is retarded, and is smart. They like to play retards with their heavy stuff because it's like "an internal brainstorming". And of course, they like to brainstorm with people as well. Except that ILE's look so fuckin' retarded. At least they aren't actually retarded like IEE's or SEE's.

    ILE's like to hang out with people, but they handle loneliness pretty well. They look asocial, but ILE's won't give a fuckin' fuck, because they know how cool they are. ILE's are not autistic.

    ILE's are bound to SEI's. I know, SEI's suck, but for ILE's, they're pretty cool people. At least, they're sweet and beautiful. That's all. ILE's live in a conceptual way, and aren't too demanding. Hanging out with some fat chick is enough for them. ILE's are easily satisfied.


    OK. That one wasn't very offensive. I'm sorry, but I like ILE's.

    Next time, I'll make the last "VERY offensive" description. The ILI one. You're gonna shit your fuckin' pants.

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    I can do LII.

    "LIIs are like Machintruc."

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    That wasn't offensive enough! Please ask someone who hates ILEs to join the party.

    Anyway,whoever wrote this aquarius profile was probably thinking of an ILE:

    Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

    Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

    Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) - You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.

    Taurus (April 23 - May 22) - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

    Gemini (May 23 - June 22) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest.

    Cancer (June 23 - July 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding of other peoples problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and wont be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

    Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

    Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

    Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

    Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

    Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of shit.

    Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance.
    ILE "Searcher"
    Socionics: ENTp
    DCNH: Dominant --> perhaps Normalizing
    Enneagram: 7w6 "Enthusiast"
    MBTI: ENTJ "Field Marshall" or ENTP "Inventor"
    Astrological sign: Aquarius

    To learn, read. To know, write. To master, teach.

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    I'm an aquarian ILI.
    Obviously the best.
    In general, of course, a stranger who tries to get you into an automobile is anything but noble, and in general a person who quotes great American novelists is anything but treacherous, and in general a man who says you needn't worry about money, or a man who smokes cigarettes, is somewhere in between. ~Lemony Snicket

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    I am not offended because I don't relate to any of this.

    Somebody write an ENTP Ti Rant.

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    I'm going to be nice to Machintruc today and not comment on the OP.

    Instead I will comment on the subsequent post:
    Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
    Lol, I am SUCH A WHORE.

    Also, slater, we're zodiac duals. How exciting is that?
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    Very busy with work. Only kind of around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mn0good View Post
    I'm going to be nice to Machintruc today and not comment on the OP.

    Instead I will comment on the subsequent post:


    Lol, I am SUCH A WHORE.

    Also, slater, we're zodiac duals. How exciting is that?
    I didn't know. I thought zodiac duals were aquarius/leo, aries/libra, etc
    ILE "Searcher"
    Socionics: ENTp
    DCNH: Dominant --> perhaps Normalizing
    Enneagram: 7w6 "Enthusiast"
    MBTI: ENTJ "Field Marshall" or ENTP "Inventor"
    Astrological sign: Aquarius

    To learn, read. To know, write. To master, teach.

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    I'm definitely not having fun with this thread. We need to use the artillery. Please, Allie, proceed.

    ILE "Searcher"
    Socionics: ENTp
    DCNH: Dominant --> perhaps Normalizing
    Enneagram: 7w6 "Enthusiast"
    MBTI: ENTJ "Field Marshall" or ENTP "Inventor"
    Astrological sign: Aquarius

    To learn, read. To know, write. To master, teach.

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    pmsl burrrnnn
    Hello, my name is Bee. Pleased to meet you .



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    I <3 ILE. *sigh*
    Hello, my name is Bee. Pleased to meet you .



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    Quote Originally Posted by Slighted View Post
    I'm an aquarian ILI.
    Obviously the best.
    Nope, I'm pretty sure I got the best one. Or at least the least rude. (I'm a cow. I'm pretty sure that's the stereotypical ESTj.)

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    Squishy's Older Sister

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    Over here, we'll put up with (almost) all of your crap. You just have to use the secret phrase: "I don't value it. It's related to <insert random element here>, which is not in my quadra."
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    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    this was sadly un-offensive.
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    That's because ILEs are mad awesome!
    Hello, my name is Bee. Pleased to meet you .



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    It seems I will die from veneral disease.
    Looking for an Archnemesis. Willing applicants contact via PM.

    ENFp - Fi 7w6 sp/sx
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ssmall View Post
    It seems I will die from veneral disease.
    O HI FI *high fives!*
    ILE
    7w8 so/sp

    Very busy with work. Only kind of around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ssmall View Post
    It seems I will die from veneral disease.
    "You are the logical type and hate disorder."

    Virgo IEE.

    FUUUUUUUU etc

    *implodes*

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