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  1. 01-24-2009, 04:14 AM #1
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    Default VI my grandma and the male stripper we hire for her 90th birthday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
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    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.
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    Ohhh hell ... you have no idea how much I laughed my ass off when I saw this ... ohhh god. phew ...

    Seriously though ... is that really your grandma with a stripper? She looks good for her age.

    I have no clue what types they are ...
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    Yes, that man cost 150 plus the cripsy dollar bill we handed to him, the females smacks his ass a little, like he was a pony, and it was only 15 minutes of show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.
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    numbers you kick assss! this is amazing.. your grandma is so happy LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christy B View Post
    numbers you kick assss! this is amazing.. your grandma is so happy LOL
    I believe he is an LSE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.
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    lol, that's some funny shit.
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    yeah she looks really good the guy... looks... his face is unreadable...
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    it's the brawny paper towel man!
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    lmao! I completely 100% thought that this thread was a joke and the title was merely to get hits or something. Numbers, I apologize. I will never doubt you again. You are amazing for posting this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by calenwen View Post
    lmao! I completely 100% thought that this thread was a joke and the title was merely to get hits or something. Numbers, I apologize. I will never doubt you again. You are amazing for posting this.
    Oh hey thanks, I like attention some of the times, and some others, i feel awkwardly and frozen, unable to react.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
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    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

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    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.
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    You are seriously a legend, numbers.


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    Jesus Christ, numbers. Fucking hell.

    Welcome to the world of WTF.
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    LOL!
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