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    Anything you find in your daily travels that just makes you go....heh, Alpha. Well, chuck it in here people!

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    In Spanish "slow down, God damn it!"



    This is real, it is in some hood harassed by gangs: it reads "warning, thieves, other thieves stole us and we have no more money. Anyway, if you want to break into our houses, please don't use violence, we'll give you the last of our stuff. We won't call the cops until you are gone. Thanks for your kindness"

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    hihi

    Ermm, me going Alpha : fighting with my Alpha dad he attacked me!!

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    skyline! You've been missing in action!!!
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    There is a shop next to my house. In the past, it was usual for them -and other shops in the South of Spain- to let customers in a difficult situation ($, €) pay for their goods a few days after taking them. Now, there is warning : "we will allow that only to people above 90 years old, and they have to come with their parents!"
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    To learn, read. To know, write. To master, teach.

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    so alpha don't make sense?
    (D)IEE~FI-(C)SLE~Ni E-5w4(Sp/Sx)/7w8(So/Sp)/9w1(sp/sx)

    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
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    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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    mpiazza000, your question does not make sense

    ^^

    haha, this reminds me of how often it occurs that people just don't get my humor. or something. urgh.
    ->it's hard to tell when we're joking and when not. maybe that's the point. go alpha!
    what do you other alpha's think about this?

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    CARLA SETH GREEN IS MINE!!
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    Yes. Crushing since Can't Hardly Wait. Mine. You got Bono! *crosses arms*


    What type is Seth anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyline View Post
    mpiazza000, your question does not make sense

    ^^

    haha, this reminds me of how often it occurs that people just don't get my humor. or something. urgh.
    ->it's hard to tell when we're joking and when not. maybe that's the point. go alpha!
    what do you other alpha's think about this?
    YES, Alpha makes sense , it is humor through the extrordinary creative intuition Alpha's see outwardly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarno View Post
    1)
    A girl who I want to date, asks me: well first tell me how tall you are?
    My reply: well I will answer that, if you first tell me how much you weigh!

    2)
    A girl I was dating said she was oh so great at sex etc, but she didn't do blowjobs.
    My reply: Oh I'm really romantic etc, I just will never take you out to dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpiazza000 View Post
    YES, Alpha makes sense , it is humor through the extrordinary creative intuition Alpha's see outwardly.
    Seeing things from bizarre and unexpected angles, for speakers of English.

    That aside, 1981's thief poster is pretty funny because of how pushover the message is. So Alpha <3

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    Saw this and was like OMG Si + Ti = ingenius!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WlRcXIO5ik
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    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyline View Post
    mpiazza000, your question does not make sense

    ^^

    haha, this reminds me of how often it occurs that people just don't get my humor. or something. urgh.
    ->it's hard to tell when we're joking and when not. maybe that's the point. go alpha!
    what do you other alpha's think about this?
    Often my comments are meant to be taken both ways - they have a funny side, but they're rigged to be true or interesting in some way. On the other hand, when listening to others... I once said, "I take everything seriously." I treat everything basically the same, it's just that the things that don't make sense get relegated to an alternate universe that has little to do with reality (and anything can be funny, real or not). All the same to me.



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    Hello, my name is Bee. Pleased to meet you .



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    Haha, deep sea fishing.

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