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    SEI is synonomous with being highly competitive when they want to be which is disgusting to me.

    I purchased their favorite chocolate for the holidays. SEI nephew runs and grabs the only carmel in the bunch

    SEI- I licked it it's MINE!!! (Announces loudly)
    ESE- I don't care I made you anf I'm not disgusted by your spit

    SEI runs to the bedroom and eats it

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    SEE-Se: hey, I called you scary the other day. I wanted to apologize. I didn't realize it could be hurtful. and it's also wrong because I don't know you well enough ~
    Also, don't you dare even mention this to anyone.

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    So the weather in CA has gotten a bit colder and my body is not adjusting well. I feel all sorts of oddness. I keep turning the thermostat on and off. My bf walks in,

    BF: What are you doing?
    Me: I can't get the room a comfortable temperature It's annoying and it feels strange. I can't tell how it is.
    BF: I'm going to set it on 70...right here, look...don't touch it.

    It gets warm and cool again the following week and because of that I'm still fiddling with the temperature dial. LSE walks in and without looking at the thermostat notices that I've changed it, he walks up to it..."I'm setting this back at 70, NOW it feels right in here." Me, "how did that work? maybe you should take care of creating the comfort around here." Response, "I am. Don't touch the thermostat."

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    SEE : Knowing yourself is so hard. Even the woman who sells bread to me every morning knows more about me than I can know myself.

    (ftw. who knows if it should be taken as socio-gospel-truth. maybe it's not really Ni-suggestive, but some other kind of individual endowment)

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    My bf's friend got into an auto accident yesterday evening and we went to rescue him. The accident was in a very dangerous part of the street. My bf parked on the other side and said "stay in the car" as he went to help. Finding that the traffic was moving fast he moved the car in front his friends. He got out again saying"in the car with seat belt in." I said "I'm worried about. ..." couldn't finish the sentance as he said "I know" so all I all the situation was cleared with out a 50 car pile up
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    advice from an ESI: "You want to be a star? Sit on top of a christmas tree."

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    **conversations paraphrased with a few minor omissions

    (in July)
    IEE: "Hi, haven't seen you around for a while. How go things? You're looking good ..."
    IEI: "thanks!"
    IEE: "Listen, you had a birthday in may! I have a present for you. Only I've forgotten it at home, I will gift it to you later ... ok?"

    (the IEI is arriving on a train, the IEE was one of the people meeting him but didn't make it)
    (later) IEI: "why didn't you meet me at the train station?"
    IEE: "I drove up to the station at the time that you told me, but then couldn't find your train. Instead I've met Jake and Nicole! And we started talking ... (follows with a story about his other friends).

    (same IEE and IEI playing computer games)
    IEI: "You're always killing me!"
    IEE: "That's ok, you're a cat - you have 9 lives!"

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    Me: we have a baby shower on Saturday
    Bf: oh shit I forgot
    Me: I know that's why I'm reminding you...we have to be there
    Bf: ok
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    Bf takes phone and organizes apps
    I go on my phone to find the Facebook app and I remember these things by where they appear on the screen. I can't find the app
    Me:I can't find the Facebook app
    Bf: I organized your apps

    I'm stunned
    Me:what how?
    Bf: look for it. It's in alphabetical order

    LOL

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    Two weeks ago, after the morning coffee break, me, and my SLE and EIE coworkers while returning to our places, crossed our path with an ILI which said a weird WOOO verse in order to get some emotional reciprocation from us.
    We turned our necks and watched him at the same moment, just for turning it back a second later, ignoring him, and this whole process happened in total synchronization.
    I was like whoa, this was a failed attempt to use his Polr, which three Fe valuers readily recognized.
    ╰(•̀ 3 •́)━☆゚.*・。゚ IMHO, IME and sorry for my english are always included. ゚。・*˙゚

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    "I hate time. I have to live by time. I can't relax and enjoy. I'm always rushing. I have to go meet a client then go drop off paperwork and be in class by 3pm." Always rushing LSE

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    "Timing is never right for these things." LSE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maritsa View Post
    So the weather in CA has gotten a bit colder and my body is not adjusting well. I feel all sorts of oddness. I keep turning the thermostat on and off. My bf walks in,

    BF: What are you doing?
    Me: I can't get the room a comfortable temperature It's annoying and it feels strange. I can't tell how it is.
    BF: I'm going to set it on 70...right here, look...don't touch it.

    It gets warm and cool again the following week and because of that I'm still fiddling with the temperature dial. LSE walks in and without looking at the thermostat notices that I've changed it, he walks up to it..."I'm setting this back at 70, NOW it feels right in here." Me, "how did that work? maybe you should take care of creating the comfort around here." Response, "I am. Don't touch the thermostat."
    isn't 76f a normal temperature?

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    Everything has it's purpose. LSE
    Grow the eff up and learn to control your hormones. Be patient LSE
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    My ESE friend and I, planning a trip (with me, ESE, other ESE friend and his LII partner):

    ESE: I will go ahead and book the hotel in Savannah.
    Me: But maybe we shouldn't book the hotel in advance. We might change our minds!
    ESE: (brief pause) change our minds?
    Me: Well, we might be on our way up to Savannah and decide to stop on the beach or we see a sign to a cool place and take a detour.
    ESE: (slightly annoyed): We have an itinerary...
    Me: But we could change our minds and then we have to hurry because we have a room booked!
    ESE: We will not change our minds...
    Me: But we might...
    ESE (interrupts): No, we might not. We will book this hotel and we will not change our minds because I like to know where I sleep that night. I don't want to end up in some seedy trucker motel like you seem to all the time because you don't plan. (Other) ESE and LII will agree that we stick to our itinerary.
    Me (cheerfully): But I would volunteer to pick up the phone in the middle of the night (backstory:I stayed in a seedy motel once and someone thought I was a hooker and called my room to set up a date).
    ESE (had had enough): No! I am booking the hotel right now!
    Me: *sigh* ok...OH! Can you see if they have these cool waffle maker thingies??? I love those! When I stayed at this place in xyz they had amazing breakfast! You know that was when....
    ESE makes "mhm" and "uhuh" noises to pretend she is listening while booking the hotel (which had a waffle making thingy! <3).
    “Let us forget with generosity those who cannot love us”
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    My future father in law is LSE

    Me:I've gotta go to the bank to get money out
    Him: so you can buy a new computer right?
    Me: no I'm going to try to get mine fixed (this was before I purchAsed the new one)
    Him: you know I collect antiques. At some point you're going to have to get with the new technology and upgrade things.

    Looks at his son

    Him: maybe you should buy her a new computer

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    ESI: Filthy Communist!
    SEE: Filthy Fascist!
    Me:Two sides of the same coin peeps!

    IEE Ne Creative Type

    Some and role lovin too. () I too...
    !!!!!!

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    Today we went to my dad's grave site. I was walking around silently putting flowers on my dad but inside I was crying, like there was a child in my brain dropping tears and remembering my father. I said "I'm sad" out loud and my ESE aunt said "You're sad? I can't tell." I thought to myself "really? I look so unhappy of course I'm sad" My IEE cousin saw me and she said "I know Maritsa. Every time we come here you remember and the memories make you sad."

    How does one person see the other doesn't?

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    I have a big family so we got together today
    SEI: my mom doesn't have a religion
    LSE: (screams out at her SEI sister) WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT SHE DOESNT HAVE A RELIGION
    SEI: I didn't mean she didn't have a religion. It's that....
    LSE: (interrupts the sister) YOU DONT THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK. She lived under a communist nation and they disallowed the practice that doesn't mean she didn't have a religion
    SEI: ( becomes scared and withdrawn from her unrestrained emotion) that's really what I meant to say

    I'll find a rage quote in Socionics for LSE. LSE get upset when people speak without thinking as forethought (think before you speak) is important to them

    Quote Originally Posted by delta rational duality
    3. "Rage is a mighty god of the strong". He tends to take other people out of the condition of complacency. He does not speak much about what is good, considers it self-evident. With his grumbling emotions he strives to extinguish emotions of others. He believes that redundant emotions tire people, and this is absolutely true if applied to his dual (The Humanist). During a conversation he pressures his interlocutor, even tries to intimidate him, but if people do not fear him, he becomes courteous and polite. Fury is his line of defense in a situation of emergency in which he feels otherwise helpless. The aim of his fury is to mobilize his partner, and when this is achieved,
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    LSE: There is always 1/6th of a change for each numbers.
    Me: You are throwing two at once. There are more combinations to get 3 than 2 for example.
    SEE: He can not think anything simple but then tells constantly things like this.
    LSE: Yes, I have heard that 7 is the most probable in this case.
    (and I won at Monopoly )
    From me one can not demand and expect:
    • practicality of ideas;
    • punctuality and diligence;
    • consistency and completeness;
    • constant order in the home and in the workplace;
    • quality of routine work;
    • soft skills to adapt to the interlocutor.


    Anal Expulsive personality (no hyphens for you)

    So called false dual logic that actually reveals some remote potentials:
    "sure crocodiles can fly, but very, very close to the ground"
    Just think about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Minde View Post
    How to correct an ENFp:

    ENFp: *peels a mango with a knife*
    ISTp: *watches* Hun, you're gonna slice off the end of your finger.
    ENFp: Hm. It's not sharp. See? *taps her fingers with the blade*
    ISTp: Dull knives are the worst. Unless they're not knives.
    ENFp: How should it be done?
    ISTp: On a cutting board?
    ENFp: Oh. *glances at the cutting board*
    ENFp: *continues on as before*
    ISTp: *continues eating his eggs*
    Reminds me of many SLI interactions. Like there is a standard way of doing things. Like when I was doing my military service and chopping wood in the forest with an axe.
    Others: You are going to cut your foot.
    Me: **continues** I have my own methods (and never cutting my own [or others] foot).
    Reasoning: winter boots had a very long bouncy extension for skies which provided necessary protection even if axe hit my boot.
    From me one can not demand and expect:
    • practicality of ideas;
    • punctuality and diligence;
    • consistency and completeness;
    • constant order in the home and in the workplace;
    • quality of routine work;
    • soft skills to adapt to the interlocutor.


    Anal Expulsive personality (no hyphens for you)

    So called false dual logic that actually reveals some remote potentials:
    "sure crocodiles can fly, but very, very close to the ground"
    Just think about it.

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    I think the following example that I stole off of my ENTj friend's Facebook page was a good rep of the type's 1. Enterprising nature and 2. Tactless nature


    What do you think @Adam Strange

    "Arrgh! I'm trying to launch THREE long-awaited projects tonight on assbook and the damn thing won't accept ANY of my new email addresses - and they are valid, functioning emails. I want to punch Zucker. in the face.
    Anyone have a work-around for registering a new site? Don't tell me use my old email address cause I tried this and it didn't work either."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maritsa View Post
    I think the following example that I stole off of my ENTj friend's Facebook page was a good rep of the type's 1. Enterprising nature and 2. Tactless nature


    What do you think @Adam Strange

    "Arrgh! I'm trying to launch THREE long-awaited projects tonight on assbook and the damn thing won't accept ANY of my new email addresses - and they are valid, functioning emails. I want to punch Zucker. in the face.
    Anyone have a work-around for registering a new site? Don't tell me use my old email address cause I tried this and it didn't work either."
    Been there.

    TFW trying to get things perfect for a presentation while trying to do too much at the last minute and finding that some minor glitch in the computer code keeps you from doing what you want and you're running out of time. Kill Kill Kill. Who wrote this sh*t? Act super calm, clear your mind, relax, shoot your cuffs, find the guy, get a fix or a workaround right now.
    Shoot your cuffs .jpg

    What's tactless about it? Seems like a pretty normal reaction to me.

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    Me (IEI) explaining Socionics to a person who's fairly well versed in MBTI-style cognitive functions and whom I've been typing as ILI in my head for a while now:

    Me: "In my case, my MBTI type transferred over very easily because I relate far more to Te as something I'm both weak in and dislike rather than Se. I'm weak in Se but I like it. But for you, I don't think you're the Socionics equivalent of an INTP, you're more of their equivalent of an INTJ."
    ILI: "Well literally every description and every aspect I've read on INTP has fit me completely perfectly."
    Me: "--But functions are defined somewhat differently in Socionics, and if you're an LII, you're supposed to like people who are very good at, uh..."
    Me:*trying to figure out how to phrase this in a way agreeable to the ILI, gives up*
    Me: "Very good at manipulating the emotions of the situation."
    ILI: "What the hell, I don't want someone who's a manipulative bitch."
    Me: "That's not what I meant, I meant someone who is good at... tone stuff."
    ILI starts nodding their head, in understanding more than in agreement
    Me: "In other words Fe"
    ILI: "I hate Fe"
    Me: "I know. I've always known you to really hate everything accompanying it too, like you really hate advice about 'how to phrase that better', 'how to improve your tone'..."
    ILI: *grimaces exaggeratedly, makes retching noises*
    Me: "And according to Socionics that's why I keep pissing you off all the time"
    ILI: *laughs*
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