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    Default Beta Humor.

    So what type of humor are all of us Betas into?

    Personally, I like sick humor. Like the kind that would make most people cringe. I also like to say really rude, bold things, just to get people's reactions.

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    Lutsch meinen Schwanz, Schlampe.

    Why is no one replying?
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    It's only been an hour, sheesh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    Lutsch meinen Schwanz, Schlampe.

    Why is no one replying?
    simply because i just read your post.

    My kind of humor is politically incorrect humor. Laughing at things that are meant to offend gets me going. Creative humor that tells the truth of the matter, is priceless. It can move mountains in my opinion. To be able to make a truth funny.... that is a beautiful thing to share with others. I heart comedic geniuses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cone
    It's only been an hour, sheesh.
    looks like herzy expects a prompter response. Where's my ESTp red carpet....

    She's the only one I'd stop on a dime for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    Lutsch meinen Schwanz, Schlampe.

    Why is no one replying?
    LOL, that is how I felt when I posted the ENFp humor topic.

    Anyways, I'd have to say that the humor may be a bit too gross for me, but it does have very funny moments if said at the right time. I'm talking about ESTp humor because I can't really describe all types of humor of each personality at once. Maybe I could, but that would be too much work, wouldn't it? I know ESTJ humor is quite strong because it is either dirty, harsh and tends to extent boundaries that other types especially feelers draw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kioshi
    My brother and I once got irritated with our neighbors. We got into a mock fight in a field behind our apartments. People were looking out from behind their doors and curtains. Once we had their attention, my brother lit a M80 firecracker and dropped it on the ground. He pushed me. I pulled a gun on him and boom. At that close range he didn't have a chance. He flew back and hit the ground. I threw the gun and ran. The police were scouring the area for days after that.
    I love your sense of humor!

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    Dark. My mother once told me I had the humor of some dead guy. I think it was the first day of hurrican katrina and I said, "Well, at least they dont need to water their yard." Gallows humor I think. I guess it feels good to release any negativity built up especially when watching the media act like a bunch of whores.

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    The use of gallows humor and dark humor during crisis situations.

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    Justice Institute of Canada, PO Box 156, Slemon Park, PEI, Canada C0B 2A0. JIOC@hollandc.pe.ca

    Types of humor as used by crisis interveners and first responders to emergency situations will be reviewed. Various disciplines, authors, researchers, and practitioners will be cited to help explain and clarify issues related to the use of humor in such situations and settings. The main focus is on the use of humor as a cognitive and/or behavioral coping strategy which is considered by many to be a reaction to stress events. The article proposes a model including progressive steps of humor, ranging from a respectful to a sarcastic

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    Puns, puns, and more puns. Love English humor too like Monty Python.
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    Monty Python is teh best.

    I like dark humour, myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    Lutsch meinen Schwanz, Schlampe.

    Why is no one replying?
    Because there are no tramps in this forum and you suffer from penis envy?

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    Actually, there are probably tramps here. I could think of a few candidates.

    And that was a great story, Kioshi!
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    What's the best thing about fucking twenty five year olds?

    -There's twenty of them!

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    No one likes my pedo joke?

    I should post this in Hugo's thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraus
    No one likes my pedo joke?

    I should post this in Hugo's thread.
    ahaha

    go, yes, post it over there too.

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    just did

    I bet he'll ignore it because he ignores everything valid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraus
    just did

    I bet he'll ignore it because he ignores everything valid.
    Something to that effect...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kraus
    What's the best thing about fucking twenty five year olds?

    -There's twenty of them!


    LOL

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    Why did Helen Keller's dog hang itself?

    You would too if your name was SAFJHQFNAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHH
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    How many babies does it take to paint a house?



    Depends on how hard you throw them
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Default Beta humor

    Red vs. Blue

    [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=5z3dpa_Fsx8[/youtube]

    This seems like Beta ST humor to me.

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    I found it funny.
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    I found it funny too
    ISTj.

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    ye i found it funny too
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    1.: ability to win with sword in your hand.
    2.: ability to win without sword in your hand, but in your soul.
    3, and the hightest one: without having sword nor in hand not in soul be able to win and bring peace to people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hostage_Child View Post
    O_o

    Funny that the guy (who was indeed innappropriate) seriously reminded me of one of the few males in my drama class. Same long hair (or very similar except for color), same voice nuances, etc.

    If this guy really is INFp, then I'm nearly positive I am not one.

    Interesting though.
    Its a characature which means the traits are exaggerated.
    i think the best test is the long test in the back of david keirsey's book please understand me II. I haven't seen results that i thought were more accurate than that and I dont trust online tests.
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    they mentioned goji berries...

    why did no one kick the annoying yoga guy?

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    Hah. I wouldn't say I act like him at all, but whenever I go into a store there is always that "one thing" that I have to get that's stuck on my mind, and I have to get this item or I'll feel like I'm going to explode. "Peanut butter... I have to get peanut butter..." then of course I'll always get detracted by little obstacles that stand in my way... this is the life of an IEI, and probably why we need Se.

    "I need this thing, I want it very badly; I can taste it in the back of my mind... but how the hell do I get it?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hostage_Child View Post
    If this guy really is INFp, then I'm nearly positive I am not one.

    Interesting though.
    This in not how an INFp acts BUT this is sooo like what an INFp thinks.
    not in contact with this world, unconventional hero? come on... this is sooo me
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    "What is it we fear?"
    "Love," said the Master.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall View Post
    Hah. I wouldn't say I act like him at all, but whenever I go into a store there is always that "one thing" that I have to get that's stuck on my mind, and I have to get this item or I'll feel like I'm going to explode. "Peanut butter... I have to get peanut butter..." then of course I'll always get detracted by little obstacles that stand in my way... this is the life of an IEI, and probably why we need Se.

    "I need this thing, I want it very badly; I can taste it in the back of my mind... but how the hell do I get it?"
    yes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall View Post
    Hah. I wouldn't say I act like him at all, but whenever I go into a store there is always that "one thing" that I have to get that's stuck on my mind, and I have to get this item or I'll feel like I'm going to explode. "Peanut butter... I have to get peanut butter..." then of course I'll always get detracted by little obstacles that stand in my way... this is the life of an IEI, and probably why we need Se.

    "I need this thing, I want it very badly; I can taste it in the back of my mind... but how the hell do I get it?"
    lol. I can totally imagine.
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    Post videos & pics that make you !

    I'll start..


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    What do these signs mean—, , etc.? Why cannot socionists use symbols Ne, Ni etc. as in MBTI? Just because they have somewhat different meaning. Socionics and MBTI, each in its own way, have slightly modified the original Jung's description of his 8 psychological types. For this reason, (Ne) is not exactly the same as Ne in MBTI.

    Just one example: in MBTI, Se (extraverted sensing) is associated with life pleasures, excitement etc. By contrast, the socionic function (extraverted sensing) is first and foremost associated with control and expansion of personal space (which sometimes can manifest in excessive aagression, but often also manifests in a capability of managing lots of people and things).

    For this reason, we consider comparison between MBTI types and socionic types by functions to be rather useless than useful.

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    Dave Chappelle is Gamma.

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    The thread is for comedy Betas like, not Beta comedians.
    What do these signs mean—, , etc.? Why cannot socionists use symbols Ne, Ni etc. as in MBTI? Just because they have somewhat different meaning. Socionics and MBTI, each in its own way, have slightly modified the original Jung's description of his 8 psychological types. For this reason, (Ne) is not exactly the same as Ne in MBTI.

    Just one example: in MBTI, Se (extraverted sensing) is associated with life pleasures, excitement etc. By contrast, the socionic function (extraverted sensing) is first and foremost associated with control and expansion of personal space (which sometimes can manifest in excessive aagression, but often also manifests in a capability of managing lots of people and things).

    For this reason, we consider comparison between MBTI types and socionic types by functions to be rather useless than useful.

    -Victor Gulenko, Dmitri Lytov

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    Quote Originally Posted by unbornesia View Post
    George Carlin too, I think he's ILI.
    That's retarded.
    What do these signs mean—, , etc.? Why cannot socionists use symbols Ne, Ni etc. as in MBTI? Just because they have somewhat different meaning. Socionics and MBTI, each in its own way, have slightly modified the original Jung's description of his 8 psychological types. For this reason, (Ne) is not exactly the same as Ne in MBTI.

    Just one example: in MBTI, Se (extraverted sensing) is associated with life pleasures, excitement etc. By contrast, the socionic function (extraverted sensing) is first and foremost associated with control and expansion of personal space (which sometimes can manifest in excessive aagression, but often also manifests in a capability of managing lots of people and things).

    For this reason, we consider comparison between MBTI types and socionic types by functions to be rather useless than useful.

    -Victor Gulenko, Dmitri Lytov

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    some of these performers are not beta but humor is something that transcends socionics







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    I suspect he's Beta, but still my favorite comedian either way


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