Delta stereotypes [INFj, ISTp, ENFp, ESTj]

[Creepy-Cyclops]

ISTp stereotypes

Booze and Love:

*The traditional ISTp aphrodisiac appears to be 12 pints, followed by a greasy hamburger supper.

*The ISTp attempts to reassure his girlfriend by saying "Look, I told you I loved you months ago, so lets assume that I still do until I let you know otherwise"

*I'll never let my ISTp husband forget the time my sister was visiting and he bought us each a half pint. After we'd dropped her off, he asked me for the money back for her drink.

Money matters:

*Multi Millionaire ISTp businessman passes on money saving tip: "I can't see why any organisation needs to buy paperclips. Every morning you open your post, you get a letter with something clipped to it. All you have to do is take the paperclip and put it in a drawer and you'll never need to buy paperclips again."

*Apparently copper wire was invented over two ISTp's fighting over a copper penny

*Workers at Scone Palace in Scotland reacted angrily when told that the traditional free scone they enjoy with their daily tea break was to be axed in a money saving exercise, by millionaire ISTp landowner Lord Scone.

Allsorts:

Despite having survived brutal onslaught by Fe types, accusations of being lazy and tightfisted (ahem) there's still ENFp's who are suckers enough to think we're great ;-)

[somavision]

ISTp stereotypes

Booze and Love:

*The traditional ISTp aphrodisiac appears to be 12 pints, followed by a greasy hamburger supper.

*The ISTp attempts to reassure his girlfriend by saying "Look, I told you I loved you months ago, so lets assume that I still do until I let you know otherwise"

*I'll never let my ISTp husband forget the time my sister was visiting and he bought us each a half pint. After we'd dropped her off, he asked me for the money back for her drink.

Money matters:

*Multi Millionaire ISTp businessman passes on money saving tip: "I can't see why any organisation needs to buy paperclips. Every morning you open your post, you get a letter with something clipped to it. All you have to do is take the paperclip and put it in a drawer and you'll never need to buy paperclips again."

*Apparently copper wire was invented over two ISTp's fighting over a copper penny

*Workers at Scone Palace in Scotland reacted angrily when told that the traditional free scone they enjoy with their daily tea break was to be axed in a money saving exercise, by millionaire ISTp landowner Lord Scone.

Allsorts:

Despite having survived brutal onslaught by Fe types, accusations of being lazy and tightfisted (ahem) there's still ENFp's who are suckers enough to think we're great ;-)

Odd how these ISTp stereotypes are the same as Scottish stereotypes

[Creepy-Cyclops]

Odd how these ISTp stereotypes are the same as Scottish stereotypes

Indeed! I then thought the ISTp was perhaps Scotlands national integral type, but then decided to tailor it better for largely American audience..culture thing perhaps not showing through

[jessica129]

*I'll never let my ISTp husband forget the time my sister was visiting and he bought us each a half pint. After we'd dropped her off, he asked me for the money back for her drink.

I've done this before...multiple times.

[JuJu]

*The ISTp attempts to reassure his girlfriend by saying "Look, I told you I loved you months ago, so lets assume that I still do until I let you know otherwise"

hahaha! this is gold

[Simon Ssmall]

hahaha! this is gold

And quite accurate from what i've seen lately around me . Though I wouldn't say ENFp females take it that good.

[tiny_dancer]

Well, really it's not that big of a deal until they 'forget' to inform you otherwise. It gets kinda nasty then.

[munenori2]

*The ISTp attempts to reassure his girlfriend by saying "Look, I told you I loved you months ago, so lets assume that I still do until I let you know otherwise"

Haha, I'm pretty guilty of this as far as feelings go.

[Simon Ssmall]

Well i really don't require it myself, maybe it is also a guy/girl thing. Im pretty much more interested in saying what I feel myself while not really expecting anything in return in terms of words. And while my female ENFp friends have a similar mindset they still would apreciate it from time to time and it seems to bug them , nothing they would loose sleep over but certainly something I have to listen about from time to time, makes me smile somewhat for whatever reason. All I want is to scream "Just give me a freaking ISTp in female form and stop whining"

[xyz]

Maybe i'm scottish now.

[Simon Ssmall]

Fit loch daein' dude?

[UDP]

tossin wood



Even though this sounds like in the US south....

[marooned]

In the (distant) past I have fallen into wanting to express feelings like love in words sometimes, and trying to, but it never comes out right and feels awkward. And then it doesn't seem right anymore, and once it has been said I feel a separation where it seems like I'm now expressing things I think rather than things I feel. Then I might start questioning "love" entirely and wondering if what I was really feeling was love or if it isn't ideal enough or "ascended enough" to be love... that perhaps I don't even know what love is.

[mikemex]

perhaps I don't even know what love is.

You don't. Neither do ILIs by the way. It's really sad but once in a while you get close with the help of an ExFp.

[Creepy-]

You don't. Neither do ILIs by the way. It's really sad but once in a while you get close with the help of an ExFp.

Wow. I don't even know what to say to that. A little harsh, don't you think?

[marooned]

You don't. Neither do ILIs by the way. It's really sad but once in a while you get close with the help of an ExFp.

Wait. I only changed my typing today! But it affects what I do and don't know about love... overnight? Hmmmmmmm.

[munenori2]

You don't. Neither do ILIs by the way. It's really sad but once in a while you get close with the help of an ExFp.

Holy shit

That has to be one of the most soul crushing things I think you could ever say to someone.

[Kim]

Holy shit

That has to be one of the most soul crushing things I think you could ever say to someone.

To your dual, no less!

But rest easy, IxTps, you too can love! (I might just be more lovable than Mikemex, hehe).

[Creepy-Cyclops]

Sounds like Mikemex needs a hug.

[Kim]

Sounds like Mikemex needs a hug.

His Ixtp exes probably need therapy

[consentingadult]

Sounds like Mikemex needs a hug.

What's holding you?

[Simon Ssmall]

What's holding you?

He is a T type, he has no need whatsoever to hug people. Only the F types are capable of seeing that. Srsly.

[Creepy-Cyclops]

He is a T type, he has no need whatsoever to hug people. Only the F types are capable of seeing that. Srsly.

Perhaps I could provide various logical informations on the affect and the action of the hugging. Maybe I could do that instead.

[Simon Ssmall]

Perhaps I could provide various logical informations on the affect and the action of the hugging. Maybe I could do that instead.

You do, because I obviously am unable to know the facts, I can only feel it intuitivly but it is innacurate.

[consentingadult]

Perhaps I could provide various logical informations on the affect and the action of the hugging. Maybe I could do that instead.

You mean stuff like the release of oxytocin and such?

[Ritella]

I sit in the corner all day, moving only to use the oven in order to bake my LSE husband brownies. I'm not allowed to have feelings of my own; in fact, I don't even have facial expressions (unless, of course, you count that pained, dejected one). My goal in life is to be a human sponge for people's misery and life burdens. I have never had sex. I cannot cook, but I satiate everyone I meet with the milk of human kindness that flows continuously out of my every pore. I believe that food, water, and shelter are not necessary if one has friends. (: I thank God every day that my big, strong, caretaker LSE husband has considered me a useful project to undertake; without him, I am nothing.

[Simon Ssmall]

I sit in the corner all day, moving only to use the oven in order to bake my LSE husband brownies. I'm not allowed to have feelings of my own; in fact, I don't even have facial expressions. My goal in life is to be a human sponge for people's misery and life burdens. I have never had sex. I cannot cook, but I satiate everyone I meet with the milk of human kindness that flows continuously out of my every pore. I believe that food, water, and shelter are not necessary if one has friends. (: I thank God every day that my big, strong, caretaker LSE husband has considered me a useful project to undertake; without him, I am nothing.

That is correct way of looking at things. Good thing you are living up to your potential.

[Sirena]

I sit in the corner all day, moving only to use the oven in order to bake my LSE husband brownies. I'm not allowed to have feelings of my own; in fact, I don't even have facial expressions. My goal in life is to be a human sponge for people's misery and life burdens. I have never had sex. I cannot cook, but I satiate everyone I meet with the milk of human kindness that flows continuously out of my every pore. I believe that food, water, and shelter are not necessary if one has friends. (: I thank God every day that my big, strong, caretaker LSE husband has considered me a useful project to undertake; without him, I am nothing.

lol too much starbucks is said to kill braincells, you know. (just a joke, for any Te out there inclined to correct the misinformation hehe)

edit: and people doubt your EII'ness. Fools!

[Sirena]

That is correct way of looking at things. Good thing you are living up to your potential.

we all need a purpose, right?

[Ritella]

That is correct way of looking at things. Good thing you are living up to your potential.

unfortunately it depends on if there's a mess for me to wipe up, figuratively speaking. please tell me your problems so that I can puff up to maximum capacity.

lol too much starbucks is said to kill braincells, you know. (just a joke, for any Te out there inclined to correct the misinformation hehe)

good thing my LSE husband can think for both of us.

edit: and people doubt your EII'ness. Fools!

everyone has problems. i do not judge.

[Creepy-Cyclops]

You mean stuff like the release of oxytocin and stuff?

Ha yeah, I think so. I take it there's seratonin involved also. I remember having a conversation with an ISTp where we were basically trying to look at love through a bio-chemical prism which looking back on it I can't help but sort of laugh at idea of it. Here's what I really think.. Hug's are good I think. Well I like hugging cuddling up watching a dvd or something. Wouldn't say I was clingy though. End of day stuff feels right or doesn't and analysing certain things is pointless, but maybe fun

I sit in the corner all day, moving only to use the oven in order to bake my LSE husband brownies. I'm not allowed to have feelings of my own; in fact, I don't even have facial expressions (unless, of course, you count that pained, dejected one). My goal in life is to be a human sponge for people's misery and life burdens. I have never had sex. I cannot cook, but I satiate everyone I meet with the milk of human kindness that flows continuously out of my every pore. I believe that food, water, and shelter are not necessary if one has friends. (: I thank God every day that my big, strong, caretaker LSE husband has considered me a useful project to undertake; without him, I am nothing.

It's nice to see he's working on your self esteem

[Sirena]

unfortunately it depends on if there's a mess for me to wipe up, figuratively speaking. please tell me your problems so that I can puff up to maximum capacity.


good thing my LSE husband can think for both of us.


everyone has problems. i do not judge.

thinking is overrated anyway.

hey, would you come take care of my husband too? i'm only asking as a friend of course. just want you to be happy. not sure he can spare enough brain cells to think for both of you though. =/

[Creepy-Cyclops]

I sometimes fear there aren't enough people in the world for the humble INFj to take care of.

[Sirena]

I sometimes fear there aren't enough people in the world for the humble INFj to take care of.

i'm hoping she'll say yes then. yes!

[Simon Ssmall]

i'm hoping she'll say yes then. yes!

Are you proposing to her in public? That might be akward for her

[Ritella]

thinking is overrated anyway.

hey, would you come take care of my husband too? i'm only asking as a friend of course. just want you to be happy. not sure he can spare enough brain cells to think for both of you though. =/

of course. did you really have to ask?

I sometimes fear there aren't enough people in the world for the humble INFj to take care of.

don't fear; that's my job. But, thank you, you allowed me to feel something today.

Are you proposing to her in public? That might be akward for her

awkwardness lets me "busy" myself remedying it. every awkward moment is an opportunity for me to ameliorate things.

[Errant]

I have never had sex. I thank God every day that my big, strong, caretaker LSE husband has considered me a useful project to undertake; without him, I am nothing.

:S One would expect an LSE to be all fired up over the possibility of consumnating the relationship.

I sometimes fear there aren't enough people in the world for the humble INFj to take care of.

Dear god, I hope not. I have enough trouble finding any who'll open up to me as it is

[Sirena]

Are you proposing to her in public? That might be akward for her

i'm proposing on behalf of my husband. purely a business transaction. she'll appreciate that as she is attracted to extreme practicality.

of course. did you really have to ask?

as long as i can bring hope to that self-sacrificing heart of yours. don't worry, i'm here to help. i'll have a full list of things you can do for me coming up shortly.

[UDP]

:S One would expect an LSE to be all fired up over the possibility of consumnating the relationship.

Right

I figured I'd wait for someone else to say it so it wasn't just me saying things. I don't know if Ritella was just being overly sarcastic, but, the stereotype doesn't even hold: you don't keep your virginity after you marry, (and yes LSEs would be sexually demanding of his partner)


But, as I said, this stereotype looks more.... angst-ridden than humorous.

[Ritella]

Right

I figured I'd wait for someone else to say it so it wasn't just me saying things. I don't know if Ritella was just being overly sarcastic, but, the stereotype doesn't even hold: you don't keep your virginity after you marry, (and yes LSEs would be sexually demanding of his partner)


But, as I said, this stereotype looks more.... angst-ridden than humorous.

"angst ridden"? oh geez. you so project yourself onto my comments WAY too much.
everything i say is "humorous" except for when you THINK i'm saying something about you, in which case it's "angst-ridden."