Booze and Love:
*The traditional ISTp aphrodisiac appears to be 12 pints, followed by a greasy hamburger supper.
*The ISTp attempts to reassure his girlfriend by saying "Look, I told you I loved you months ago, so lets assume that I still do until I let you know otherwise"
*I'll never let my ISTp husband forget the time my sister was visiting and he bought us each a half pint. After we'd dropped her off, he asked me for the money back for her drink.
*Multi Millionaire ISTp businessman passes on money saving tip: "I can't see why any organisation needs to buy paperclips. Every morning you open your post, you get a letter with something clipped to it. All you have to do is take the paperclip and put it in a drawer and you'll never need to buy paperclips again."
*Apparently copper wire was invented over two ISTp's fighting over a copper penny
*Workers at Scone Palace in Scotland reacted angrily when told that the traditional free scone they enjoy with their daily tea break was to be axed in a money saving exercise, by millionaire ISTp landowner Lord Scone.
Despite having survived brutal onslaught by Fe types, accusations of being lazy and tightfisted (ahem) there's still ENFp's who are suckers enough to think we're great ;-)