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    This has to be one of the lamest pick up attempts in the history of man .. I am thinking INTj, but I'm not sure.
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    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/691530/
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    oh dear.
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    "I'm giving you an opportunity here."


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    lol! Is this real?

    ESTj maybe.
    Quote Originally Posted by jxrtes View Post
    betas should be kept in zoos for children to stare and throw pop corn at.

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    rational rational rational
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    He makes my skin crawl. Where's that Glock ZTC was talking about earlier??

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    sadly enough, that was not even that shocking to me.
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    bwhaha

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    "I'm completely single"
    "I'm a complete catch"
    "There's nothing wrong with me"
    "As a matter of fact, I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him"
    "Maybe you were abused in childhood"
    "Maybe you're on medication"


    "If you are psychologically normal..."
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    Time to stand up, men. Be good to women in general and be good to your girl. The world needs you.
    Pre-2013 post are written with incomplete understanding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UDP View Post
    Time to stand up, men. Be good to women in general and be good to your girl. The world needs you.
    Quote Originally Posted by UDP View Post
    I'm good looking and intelligent. I'll have to find a good looking and intelligent wife, and then have much pleasing sex with her, raising a few (not too many, but maybe 2-3-4) kids. I will do this for the benefit of humanity, aesthetically and intellectually speaking. We will shrug off statistics and be leaders of the new way. For the benefit of society - to save the world - this will be my quest.

    And so, destiny reveals itself.
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    I wouldn't expect you to cook pasta but I'd probably expect (subconsciously) to be able to smack your ass. But I'd also enjoy cooking, too. I don't think it's right to have double standards in relationships - as far as oral or anything else. If you pay attention to what the person wants they will probably be more willing to cater to you, too. And if you're in a relationship with someone who abuses you being nice to them, then you should leave right away because they aren't worth it.


    Yeah; I don't think I could enjoy things if the other person was disliking things.


    Simple "jedi" mind tricks work on many people.


    Especially if you are attractive or particularly desirable in some way, people will do a lot for you.
    Well, I for one am convinced. Looks like I'm set for life with these nuggets of wisdom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tereg View Post
    Well, I for one am convinced. Looks like I'm set for life with these nuggets of wisdom.
    lol! I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
    Last edited by fox; 12-09-2008 at 06:12 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by jxrtes View Post
    betas should be kept in zoos for children to stare and throw pop corn at.

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    I'm not sure what socionics type exactly (probably XXTj, though), but, without question, compensatory narcissistic personality disorder: http://www.ptypes.com/compensatory-narpd.html. (And that is probably the bigger issue.)

    Jason
    Last edited by jason_m; 12-09-2008 at 06:48 AM.
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    wow.
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    "Call me when you have the courage to." lol
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    lol, he's giving ultimatums on the basis that he thinks he's a great catch. Holy chit, this has to be a joke.

    EDIT: lolololol he's from Toronto!! 416 area code. ohhhhh lol.
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    For some reason, he reminds me of this guy.

    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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