The Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire...
...guarded by the Dragons of Eternity hehehehe
(Betas update yourselves: http://oldforumlinkviewtopic.php?t=2...er=asc&start=0)
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The Delta sword is not here
THat's right, it certainly isn't here......
Posts I wrote in the past contain less nuance.
If you're in this forum to learn something, be careful. Lots of misplaced toxicity.
~an extraverted consciousness is unable to believe in invisible forces.
~a certain mysterious power that may prove terribly fascinating to the extraverted man, for it touches his unconscious.
Swords are more honorable.
And besides, it's more seductive to slices someone's clothing off, like Zorro, than to shoot itoff, like....... like a LOSER would.
Posts I wrote in the past contain less nuance.
If you're in this forum to learn something, be careful. Lots of misplaced toxicity.
~an extraverted consciousness is unable to believe in invisible forces.
~a certain mysterious power that may prove terribly fascinating to the extraverted man, for it touches his unconscious.
Firearms are boring and cheesy. Explosives and fire are more fun.
*Lights Jadae's butt on fire* Oops, wait, who are we attacking again?
Apparently whatever is residing in my ass =p
The lights the lights! The colorful lights! How purdy. Too bad the Delta's are burning, burning down all around, yes, burning down to the ground. Eh, well, let 'em buuurrrrnnnnn. Burn baby burn! *insert evil emoticon*Originally Posted by Herzblut
Delta inferno!
The lights the lights! The colorful lights! How purdy. Too bad the Delta's are burning, burning down all around, yes, burning down to the ground. Eh, well, let 'em buuurrrrnnnnn. Burn baby burn! *insert evil emoticon*
Eeek! Dont burn Baby =(
Oooppsss.Damn, hurry Jadae, put the fire out! Put it out!!! What the hell was he doing in delta anyway?
*calls the Herzy-Fire-Department* 911 !!!
Re: The Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire...
I just read their thread! LOL! Thanks for letting us know what was going down....guarded by the Dragons of Eternity hehehehe
(Betas update yourselves: http://oldforumlinkviewtopic.php?t=2...er=asc&start=0)
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The Delta sword is not here
Item Listed:
Delta Sword
Properties:
-When switch is turned, emits a blade of pure energy capable of burning through any known substance
-When button is pressed, sprays water through the handle
-Auto-Smites all Sinners (c)
-Has self-destruct button that activates Corbomite Device
-Straps onto the back and doubles as a jetback
-Detects Beta Spies Automatically
-Executes above persons automatically
-Ressurrects above persons and executes them again
-Repeats previous step
-Makes a wicked tapioca
-Contains the 2010 edition of the Encyclopedia Mundi
-Has a 232.7mbps DSL connection, and sports a 3.4GHz processor, as well as the newest nVidia graphics card (Changes magically with each release) and 220Gb of harddisk space
-Can attain two times lightspeed carrying three passengers with up to 20kg of luggage each
-Doubles as a toothpick
-Contains pliers and a flashlight
-Top flips open to reveal a strawberry-flavored lollipop
You didn't really think that what was mentioned in that thread was all that went with that sword... did you?
:wink:
Beware! Nerd genes on the prowl.
INFj - The Holy CPU Saint
Dishonorary INFp
Baah
(Very good place for emoticons. Right-click on the one you want and select "properties" for direct link)
No, but thanks for letting us know what you've got. Now we can build something to override all your cool little gadgets. Damn, but now YOU know that WE know and that puts you in the KNOW. uh! Fighting is hard. Let's cuddle.
Yeah! That's right deltas. *I never really belived they had all that...fake stuff.*Pfffft! Stop imagining things that aren't really true.
The herzy fire department is so awesome that we use cum instead of water!
How do we get all that cum?
Uhhhhhh. :wink:
...........
like a firehose.... right?
Posts I wrote in the past contain less nuance.
If you're in this forum to learn something, be careful. Lots of misplaced toxicity.
~an extraverted consciousness is unable to believe in invisible forces.
~a certain mysterious power that may prove terribly fascinating to the extraverted man, for it touches his unconscious.
Bad Herzy lol. Put him out with WATER
Betas, you're cute. "Come on Delta, come onnnnnnn, let's fight! Aw shucks, let's just start by ourselves..."
Fire's put out. Baby is safe. See?
Whew thanks.
Of course, I had to go an encourage the 2 exciteable quadras at the same time and now I can't even keep up with my own threads!
*at self
Of course, above blade statistics are only the weak, public, declassified properties - the important and powerful ones are secret :wink: .
Let's just say it has something to do with... onions.
Blasted bittsy Beta buggers.
Beware! Nerd genes on the prowl.
INFj - The Holy CPU Saint
Dishonorary INFp
Baah
(Very good place for emoticons. Right-click on the one you want and select "properties" for direct link)
Of course, above blade statistics are only the weak, public, declassified properties - the important and powerful ones are secret :wink: .
Let's just say it has something to do with... onions.
Blasted bittsy Beta buggers.
If I hear one more comment about "self disclosure" and "onions", everyone is getting an asswhopping.
Posts I wrote in the past contain less nuance.
If you're in this forum to learn something, be careful. Lots of misplaced toxicity.
~an extraverted consciousness is unable to believe in invisible forces.
~a certain mysterious power that may prove terribly fascinating to the extraverted man, for it touches his unconscious.
Posts I wrote in the past contain less nuance.
If you're in this forum to learn something, be careful. Lots of misplaced toxicity.
~an extraverted consciousness is unable to believe in invisible forces.
~a certain mysterious power that may prove terribly fascinating to the extraverted man, for it touches his unconscious.
One time I thought I was in love. But I put the onion away while making tacos for everyone and the crying ceased. I realized that the onion was manipulating me!!!
That's one tally mark...
"manipulation"....
Posts I wrote in the past contain less nuance.
If you're in this forum to learn something, be careful. Lots of misplaced toxicity.
~an extraverted consciousness is unable to believe in invisible forces.
~a certain mysterious power that may prove terribly fascinating to the extraverted man, for it touches his unconscious.
...but I felt bad for the onion. It only wanted me to feel what it was feeling. Afterall, I was cutting it up to feed it to other people. "Im an onion tyrant!," I exclaimed.
II
I think you will soon come to understand a truer meaning of "tyrant" in the very near future
edit: (and I'm not just talking about this definition, either)
http://www.answers.com/tyrant
Hey, it's one of my alter egos: UDP the Tyrant
Posts I wrote in the past contain less nuance.
If you're in this forum to learn something, be careful. Lots of misplaced toxicity.
~an extraverted consciousness is unable to believe in invisible forces.
~a certain mysterious power that may prove terribly fascinating to the extraverted man, for it touches his unconscious.
After calming down I remembered that I was an American with utilitarian roots. So I chopped that bastard up for manipulating me in my moment of weakness, tossed it into the taco mix and fed it to the multiple guests that greatly outnumbered the needs of one onion.
I like that
but just to make sure no one thinks I slide for things I like, I'm giving you
3.5
That's right, not 2.5, but 3.5.
Posts I wrote in the past contain less nuance.
If you're in this forum to learn something, be careful. Lots of misplaced toxicity.
~an extraverted consciousness is unable to believe in invisible forces.
~a certain mysterious power that may prove terribly fascinating to the extraverted man, for it touches his unconscious.
In my moment of calm after the flow of anger had ceased, I remembered that I excelled in horticulture. I retrieved enough of the onions remains that were unfit for consumption from the garbage. Ahh, asexual beings! Such cooperative folk in the name of utilitarian livlihood. I then processed the remains into a soilless media with rooting hormones in the hope of reviving said onion. "It was only attempting to survive," I said to myself.
Just make your selection, "A" or "B' from my sig, and we'll work out the
4.5 debt you've rung up.
I'll be nice, and round it up to 5 for you. Whole numbers are easier for most people to work with
PS: I really don't like onions, besides all this
Posts I wrote in the past contain less nuance.
If you're in this forum to learn something, be careful. Lots of misplaced toxicity.
~an extraverted consciousness is unable to believe in invisible forces.
~a certain mysterious power that may prove terribly fascinating to the extraverted man, for it touches his unconscious.
I cant decide if the onion lives or dies. Maybe Darklord can help!
Yeah...
Binary or dichotomous systems, although regulated by a principle, are among the most artificial arrangements that have ever been invented. -- William Swainson, A Treatise on the Geography and Classification of Animals (1835)
Would you like to decide the fate of the metaphorical onion?
Seriously, I wish not to succumb to the insanity.
Binary or dichotomous systems, although regulated by a principle, are among the most artificial arrangements that have ever been invented. -- William Swainson, A Treatise on the Geography and Classification of Animals (1835)
This thread is not meant to be serious, silly ^_^ It's about Beta/Delta "rivalry." It's our little moral play and Im sure youre welcome, too. But if not, fine =p
Posts I wrote in the past contain less nuance.
If you're in this forum to learn something, be careful. Lots of misplaced toxicity.
~an extraverted consciousness is unable to believe in invisible forces.
~a certain mysterious power that may prove terribly fascinating to the extraverted man, for it touches his unconscious.
The links failed but your reply is awesome as per usual lol. Your humor reminds me of a friend irl. I think we'll wait til tomorrow to see how the metaphorical onion turns out. Maybe a Delta'n will rescue it or some such ordeal
the links don't work>?
that's a shame, they work for me.
I think you're more B than A, but I could be wrong. too bad, though - keep trying, maybe you;ll get it soon.
Posts I wrote in the past contain less nuance.
If you're in this forum to learn something, be careful. Lots of misplaced toxicity.
~an extraverted consciousness is unable to believe in invisible forces.
~a certain mysterious power that may prove terribly fascinating to the extraverted man, for it touches his unconscious.
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