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    Default The Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire...

    ...guarded by the Dragons of Eternity hehehehe

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    The Delta sword is not here

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    THat's right, it certainly isn't here......
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    The Delta sword is gay. Come on, people! Swords were SO Medieval.


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    Swords are more honorable.

    And besides, it's more seductive to slices someone's clothing off, like Zorro, than to shoot itoff, like....... like a LOSER would.


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    Firearms are boring and cheesy. Explosives and fire are more fun.

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    *Lights Jadae's butt on fire* Oops, wait, who are we attacking again?

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    Apparently whatever is residing in my ass =p

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    *throws some BETA FIRECRACKERS at all the Deltas*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    *throws some BETA FIRECRACKERS at all the Deltas*
    The lights the lights! The colorful lights! How purdy. Too bad the Delta's are burning, burning down all around, yes, burning down to the ground. Eh, well, let 'em buuurrrrnnnnn. Burn baby burn! *insert evil emoticon*

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    Delta inferno!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    Delta inferno!
    I bet they never thought they'd end up there!!!! LOL

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    haha so true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maizemedley
    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    *throws some BETA FIRECRACKERS at all the Deltas*
    The lights the lights! The colorful lights! How purdy. Too bad the Delta's are burning, burning down all around, yes, burning down to the ground. Eh, well, let 'em buuurrrrnnnnn. Burn baby burn! *insert evil emoticon*

    Eeek! Dont burn Baby =(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jadae
    Eeek! Dont burn Baby =(
    Oooppsss. Damn, hurry Jadae, put the fire out! Put it out!!! What the hell was he doing in delta anyway?

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    *calls the Herzy-Fire-Department* 911 !!!

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    Default Re: The Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire...

    Quote Originally Posted by ishysquishy
    ...guarded by the Dragons of Eternity hehehehe

    (Betas update yourselves: http://oldforumlinkviewtopic.php?t=2...er=asc&start=0)

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    The Delta sword is not here
    I just read their thread! LOL! Thanks for letting us know what was going down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jadae
    *calls the Herzy-Fire-Department* 911 !!!
    The herzy fire department is so awesome that we use cum instead of water!

    How do we get all that cum?

    Uhhhhhh. :wink:
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    Item Listed:
    Delta Sword
    Properties:
    -When switch is turned, emits a blade of pure energy capable of burning through any known substance
    -When button is pressed, sprays water through the handle
    -Auto-Smites all Sinners (c)
    -Has self-destruct button that activates Corbomite Device
    -Straps onto the back and doubles as a jetback
    -Detects Beta Spies Automatically
    -Executes above persons automatically
    -Ressurrects above persons and executes them again
    -Repeats previous step
    -Makes a wicked tapioca
    -Contains the 2010 edition of the Encyclopedia Mundi
    -Has a 232.7mbps DSL connection, and sports a 3.4GHz processor, as well as the newest nVidia graphics card (Changes magically with each release) and 220Gb of harddisk space
    -Can attain two times lightspeed carrying three passengers with up to 20kg of luggage each
    -Doubles as a toothpick
    -Contains pliers and a flashlight
    -Top flips open to reveal a strawberry-flavored lollipop

    You didn't really think that what was mentioned in that thread was all that went with that sword... did you?

    :wink:
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    Pfffft! Stop imagining things that aren't really true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darklord
    Item Listed:
    Delta Sword
    Properties:
    -When switch is turned, emits a blade of pure energy capable of burning through any known substance
    -When button is pressed, sprays water through the handle
    -Auto-Smites all Sinners (c)
    -Has self-destruct button that activates Corbomite Device
    -Straps onto the back and doubles as a jetback
    -Detects Beta Spies Automatically
    -Executes above persons automatically
    -Ressurrects above persons and executes them again
    -Repeats previous step
    -Makes a wicked tapioca
    -Contains the 2010 edition of the Encyclopedia Mundi
    -Has a 232.7mbps DSL connection, and sports a 3.4GHz processor, as well as the newest nVidia graphics card (Changes magically with each release) and 220Gb of harddisk space
    -Can attain two times lightspeed carrying three passengers with up to 20kg of luggage each
    -Doubles as a toothpick
    -Contains pliers and a flashlight
    -Top flips open to reveal a strawberry-flavored lollipop

    You didn't really think that what was mentioned in that thread was all that went with that sword... did you?

    :wink:
    No, but thanks for letting us know what you've got. Now we can build something to override all your cool little gadgets. Damn, but now YOU know that WE know and that puts you in the KNOW. uh! Fighting is hard. Let's cuddle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    Pfffft! Stop imagining things that aren't really true.
    Yeah! That's right deltas. *I never really belived they had all that...fake stuff.*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    Quote Originally Posted by Jadae
    *calls the Herzy-Fire-Department* 911 !!!
    The herzy fire department is so awesome that we use cum instead of water!

    How do we get all that cum?

    Uhhhhhh. :wink:

    ...........


    like a firehose.... right?
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    Bad Herzy lol. Put him out with WATER He's burning uppppppppppp~

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    Betas, you're cute. "Come on Delta, come onnnnnnn, let's fight! Aw shucks, let's just start by ourselves..."

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    Fire's put out. Baby is safe. See?


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    Whew thanks.

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    Of course, I had to go an encourage the 2 exciteable quadras at the same time and now I can't even keep up with my own threads!

    * at self *

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    Of course, above blade statistics are only the weak, public, declassified properties - the important and powerful ones are secret :wink: .
    Let's just say it has something to do with... onions.

    Blasted bittsy Beta buggers.
    Beware! Nerd genes on the prowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darklord
    Of course, above blade statistics are only the weak, public, declassified properties - the important and powerful ones are secret :wink: .
    Let's just say it has something to do with... onions.

    Blasted bittsy Beta buggers.

    If I hear one more comment about "self disclosure" and "onions", everyone is getting an asswhopping.

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    One time I thought I was in love. But I put the onion away while making tacos for everyone and the crying ceased. I realized that the onion was manipulating me!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jadae
    One time I thought I was in love. But I put the onion away while making tacos for everyone and the crying ceased. I realized that the onion was manipulating me!!!

    That's one tally mark...


    "manipulation"....
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    ...but I felt bad for the onion. It only wanted me to feel what it was feeling. Afterall, I was cutting it up to feed it to other people. "Im an onion tyrant!," I exclaimed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jadae
    ...but I felt bad for the onion. It only wanted me to feel what it was feeling. Afterall, I was cutting it up to feed it to other people. "Im an onion tyrant!," I exclaimed.
    II


    I think you will soon come to understand a truer meaning of "tyrant" in the very near future


    edit: (and I'm not just talking about this definition, either)
    http://www.answers.com/tyrant

    Hey, it's one of my alter egos: UDP the Tyrant
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    After calming down I remembered that I was an American with utilitarian roots. So I chopped that bastard up for manipulating me in my moment of weakness, tossed it into the taco mix and fed it to the multiple guests that greatly outnumbered the needs of one onion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jadae
    After calming down I remembered that I was an American with utilitarian roots. So I chopped that bastard up for manipulating me in my moment of weakness, tossed it into the taco mix and fed it to the multiple guests that greatly outnumbered the needs of one onion.

    I like that

    but just to make sure no one thinks I slide for things I like, I'm giving you

    3.5


    That's right, not 2.5, but 3.5.
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    In my moment of calm after the flow of anger had ceased, I remembered that I excelled in horticulture. I retrieved enough of the onions remains that were unfit for consumption from the garbage. Ahh, asexual beings! Such cooperative folk in the name of utilitarian livlihood. I then processed the remains into a soilless media with rooting hormones in the hope of reviving said onion. "It was only attempting to survive," I said to myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jadae
    In my moment of calm after the flow of anger had ceased, I remembered that I excelled in horticulture. I retrieved enough of the onions remains that were unfit for consumption from the garbage. Ahh, asexual beings! Such cooperative folk in the name of utilitarian livlihood. I then processed the remains into a soilless media with rooting hormones in the hope of reviving said onion. "It was only attempting to survive," I said to myself.
    Just make your selection, "A" or "B' from my sig, and we'll work out the
    4.5 debt you've rung up.

    I'll be nice, and round it up to 5 for you. Whole numbers are easier for most people to work with



    PS: I really don't like onions, besides all this
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    I cant decide if the onion lives or dies. Maybe Darklord can help!

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    Yeah...
    Binary or dichotomous systems, although regulated by a principle, are among the most artificial arrangements that have ever been invented. -- William Swainson, A Treatise on the Geography and Classification of Animals (1835)

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