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    #19 accidental poisoning while trying to see what poison tastes like
    #20 time paradox

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    #17 forgetting how to breath

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    15# be crushed by the weight of your brain
    I will not aim for the head.

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    #14 infected paper cut

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    #11 choking on cookie dough

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    #10 chasing a butterfly through the event horizon of a black hole

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    #9 eating too much candy

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    #8 Discovering the purpose of life and subsequently suffering a brain implosion.
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    #7 Living to die another day.

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    Alpha.

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    #6 division by zero

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    #5. Laughing too hard

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZxyJmiHc4w[/ame]

    EDIT: I keep trying to post the scene from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" with the weasels dying of laughter.
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    ^ you're not technically dead if you're simply lost

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    ^ you're not technically dead if you're simply lost
    But you will eventually die of starvation/dehydration.

    #3 Tragic laboratory accident resulting in the cure for cancer.
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    #1 Dividing by zero

    (sorry i stole this from you, BG)

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    # 1/9,999,999

    Sleeping on a crop circle.

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    -1 Gamma rays, duh!
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    #2 (which was skipped) Hit by a nuclear bomb.

    Being hit by the first fusion or antimatter bomb would be cooler, but you wouldn't care unless you planned it in advance.

    #-2: Suicide using technology nobody else can figure out



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    #12: Beta practical joke gone wrong.
    Quaero Veritas.

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    #18 not packing enough bait steak for savanna field experiments

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    #12 1/2 shanked by evil twin from the creepy alternate goatee dimension

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    # -3 exploding penguin/rabbit

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    # fractal encryption: tripping and falling onto a black triangle.

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    #255: struck by wrecking ball

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    Quote Originally Posted by warrior-librarian View Post
    -1 Gamma rays, duh!
    I just got that

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    Quote Originally Posted by warrior-librarian View Post
    -1 Gamma rays, duh!
    winrar

    you win 1 internetz
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    Ghostbusters (1984)

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    Ghostbusters (1984)

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    # 6.02 X 10^23 eating tainted potato salad at a picnic.
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    #Square Root of Pi: Passing out playing Wii, hitting head on coffee table.
    Quaero Veritas.

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    # fractal encryption/0 - misadventure?


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    #457 Section 2 Subsection B:

    Delta boredom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    # fractal encryption/0 - misadventure?

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    ...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warlord View Post
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    New shades ...

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    This makes me proud to be alfa.
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    This is me and my dual being scientific together

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    Betas die in a different way:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carla View Post
    MeTAsOciOn
    haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1981slater View Post
    haha
    hAhA
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