I would like to be able to teleport myself and/or objects wherever and whenever the desire or need arises. As you know, this is not currently possible. I realize that you ENTp characters [as well as INTj's, whom I certainly don't want to neglect] are excellent at creating new and wondrous things. Consider this, then, a formal request for you to make teleportation possible, by whatever means you deem necessary.
... pretty please.