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    The idea for this post came from a philosophical discussion I was having with another esteemed member of this forum.

    We had been discussing what each type was like during sexual relations (Not 'making love' so much as sex (ual relations... ya know what I'm sayin?)

    So no need to name names--you can say you "heard it from a friend" and I will believe you--I'm just wondering what each type was like in bed. (I don't care if it's stereotypes--just as long as its somebody's genuine experience.)

    I.E. what each type seemed to like/dislike in terms of tempo, atmosphere, intensity, various factors, (even psychological objectives would be interesting to read.)

    This thread could be very educational

    ISFps: have liked sex to be, what I would consider 'playful.' Have laughed a lot and that has been fun, but have not seemed receptive to my desires to intensify the experiences (even psychologically.) One in particular became a little upset about having sex in a public parking lot--she didn't want to be seen and wanted a more intimate atmosphere....Overall, very giving... Seemed to received more pleasure from giving than receiving (but maybe that's just b/c I was doing it wrong lol.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JuJu View Post
    The idea for this post came from a philosophical discussion I was having with another esteemed member of this forum.

    We had been discussing what each type was like during sexual relations (Not 'making love' so much as sex (ual relations... ya know what I'm sayin?)

    So no need to name names--you can say you "heard it from a friend" and I will believe you--I'm just wondering what each type was like in bed. (I don't care if it's stereotypes--just as long as its somebody's genuine experience.)

    I.E. what each type seemed to like/dislike in terms of tempo, atmosphere, intensity, various factors, (even psychological objectives would be interesting to read.)

    This thread could be very educational

    ISFps: have liked sex to be, what I would consider 'playful.' Have laughed a lot and that has been fun, but have not seemed receptive to my desires to intensify the experiences (even psychologically.) One in particular became a little upset about having sex in a public parking lot--she didn't want to be seen and wanted a more intimate atmosphere....Overall, very giving... Seemed to received more pleasure from giving than receiving (but maybe that's just b/c I was doing it wrong lol.)
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    INFP's = Freaks. We won't get into the specifics but yeah, they're freaks.

    ISTP's = Good

    Edit, it seems as if all the INFP's I know are very open sexually. Open to sex with the same sex even if they don't consider themselves "gay". One BF i was with expressed this and I ran the other way. Sux when your bf is gay.

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    Hmm. I've had sex with an SLE, an IEI and one other type that I'm not sure what he was, but it was pretty incompatible. Probably SLI or something. I've also been with a SEI girl that was decent.

    Sex to me isn't about so much as an internal erotic energy that I can't explain. Dunno about the function, probably . Most classic introverts are better at it too imo.

    Sex probably uses all functions in different ways but I like the raw feeling of sex the best. If I wanted to be 'up in my head' I'd just watch a porn. But for sex, I don't care about how it looks so much as how it feels. (up to a point I like to be stripteased or lap danced like any other guy)

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    One BF i was with expressed this and I ran the other way. Sux when your bf is gay.
    You'll keep running your entire life then. Pure heterosexuality in males is very rare. Most guys have varying degrees of gayness to them.

    Dunno why women can't accept bisexuality in males (because it's like 80% of the human male population for fuck's sakes) but they need to start doing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BulletsAndDoves View Post
    You'll keep running your entire life then. Pure heterosexuality in males is very rare. Most guys have varying degrees of gayness to them.

    Dunno why women can't accept bisexuality in males (because it's like 80% of the human male population for fuck's sakes) but they need to start doing it.
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    It's a rough guesstimate, of course. You already know is my polr, so shut up. My point still stands and holds true.

    Women need to get over themselves. I love women, but they still need to get over themselves. They're not precious pretty princesses that think they can get one guy to fall completely head over heels for them. The truth of the matter is that the majority of males will be homo with each other if you get them alone each other and they get along reasonably well. Of course they're not going to tell people this because of the way homosexuality is still treated. And when they court a female, they're not going to be honest about it because most women would act how Jessica acted, but it doesn't stop it from being true.

    Unity vs. division. Gay and straight are interconnected. Not polar opposites. I really don't want to derail the thread though, so that's all I'll say about that.

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    Oh for christ sake, get a grip. I don't "hate" gay men or whatever you're rambling on about. Every single thing with you is GAY GAY GAY HOMO HOMO HOMO. It is so incredibly annoying. Don't flatter yourself by saying I don't accept bisexual men because I don't care where you or they put their penises--you mentioning your gayness in every single thread is what pisses me off.

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    Responding to this thread is much harder than I would ever think it would be. I'm usually the first person to go off on tangents about sex too...
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    I never said you hated gay men. Get a grip jeesh.

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    It's possible I am an EIE and Jessica and I are conflictors as she seems to just misunderstand everything I say. Or she's an ESE. Whatever.

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    I agree with Jessica about INFps being bedroom freaks and open-minded to that kinda stuff... (BTW: the quickest way to end your relationship is telling your girl just how much you enjoyed your gay experience hahaha.)

    Anyone have any experience with INTps..? First-hand, second-hand?

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    for some reason this made me laugh out loud. Not so much what you're saying, but how you said it.

    the INFp I knew wasn't so freakish, but could have been like that and just hid it from me I'd guess...

    and maybe your ex was bi??

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    INFP's = Freaks. We won't get into the specifics but yeah, they're freaks.

    ISTP's = Good

    Edit, it seems as if all the INFP's I know are very open sexually. Open to sex with the same sex even if they don't consider themselves "gay". One BF i was with expressed this and I ran the other way. Sux when your bf is gay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BulletsAndDoves View Post
    It's possible I am an EIE and Jessica and I are conflictors as she seems to just misunderstand everything I say. Or she's an ESE. Whatever.
    No, she just called it like it is. You do promulgate your gayness as if it's some badge or something, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BulletsAndDoves View Post
    It's possible I am an EIE and Jessica and I are conflictors as she seems to just misunderstand everything I say. Or she's an ESE. Whatever.
    for some reason I assumed you were an ENFj bulletsanddoves? Did I have that wrong? If so, that'd make you conflictors still. Jessica seems ISTp to me because a lot of what she says and her tone remind me of my female ISTp friend irl.
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    You do promulgate your gayness as if it's some badge or something, lol
    Fuck you. I do no such thing. I simply suggested that it's not a good idea for women to treat men this way. It's something our culture advocates and promotes (even many gay men disagree with me, so stfu) but it's not right.

    It's pure homophobia if a girl leaves a guy because he enjoyed a gay experience. A pussy isn't going to make the guy give up his own life (unless he's unhealthy), just like my ass/dick isn't. Grow up already.

    I don't leave a guy just because he enjoyed a heterosexual experience. I was simply pointing out a level of unfairness.

    If straight people begin talking about gay issues, I'm going to correct them if they are wrong.

    Heaven forbid women don't get their way 100% the time though right? Give me a break.

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    for some reason I assumed you were an ENFj bulletsanddoves?
    It's possible still I suppose, though I always test as IEI. I hear tests are useless but I dunno. I think I like fluctuate depending on my mood. And I'm not really as 'out there' in real life like I am on the forums, I'm more dreamy/IEI ish in my head. But then again the only way I'd know is to watch a video of myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BulletsAndDoves View Post
    Fuck you. I do no such thing. I simply suggested that it's not a good idea for women to treat men this way. It's something our culture advocates and promotes (even many gay men disagree with me, so stfu) but it's not right.

    It's pure homophobia if a girl leaves a guy because he enjoyed a gay experience. A pussy isn't going to make the guy give up his own life (unless he's unhealthy), just like my ass/dick isn't. Grow up already.

    I don't leave a guy just because he enjoyed a heterosexual experience. I was simply pointing out a level of unfairness.

    If straight people begin talking about gay issues, I'm going to correct them if they are wrong.

    Heaven forbid women don't get their way 100% the time though right? Give me a break.
    UGHH

    Let's get this straight, shall we? I am straight. What does that mean? I am only sexually attracted to men. I prefer men. I prefer sex with a man. My ex boyfriend indicated he wanted to have sex with a man. What does that mean here? He's bisexual. What did I say earlier? I'm straight. What does this mean? That just aint gonna work. Why? I'm straight. I prefer straight men.

    Condemn me because *GASP* I don't particularly want my boyfriend to be gay.

    B&D, you're so paranoid and throw around this stupid idea that everyone is against gay's and bisexuals. You're reading into things that mean nothing. Correct me if I'm wrong, but most straight women want a straight man, that doesn't mean they're being unfair. Wow, what a concept!!!!111

    Okay, sorry Juju, I didn't mean to derail this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BulletsAndDoves View Post
    It's possible still I suppose, though I always test as IEI. I hear tests are useless but I dunno. I think I like fluctuate depending on my mood. And I'm not really as 'out there' in real life like I am on the forums, I'm more dreamy/IEI ish in my head. But then again the only way I'd know is to watch a video of myself.
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    I don't think 80% of men are bisexual. That just seems silly. I'm quite sure my husband is not bisexual. He has a friend who is gay and I've never felt worried that anything would happen between them.

    And I agree with Jessica - I don't like the idea of being with a guy who is into other guys. I don't care what every other guy on the planet is into except mine. Mine I want to be attracted to women and only women.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica
    B&D, you're so paranoid and throw around this stupid idea that everyone is against gay's and bisexuals.
    Yeah, this is basically what I was getting at. I feel like the 6 paranoia causes these compensatory behaviors, lol.
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    So I was dating this one girl--she was probably ISTP, but I honestly don't know; the relationship didn't really "work out"--and we were both young and inexperienced. You know what I mean. So anyways, she invited me out to her grandparent's ranch for a weekend, and I figured that meant I was gonna get to do my thing, you know? Which was good, because she was really hot and I was just a horny teenager in lust.

    So we're at her grandparent's ranch and we're staying outside in the barn because she thought that would be fun. I didn't really care at this point because I knew I was gonna get laid, and that was all that was really on my mind. Well, as the night wore on, it started getting colder--colder than you would have thought possible in Texas in the summer, but it was the country and there's no concrete to hold the heat in out there I guess--and we started getting closer and more intimate, snuggling with each other under our blankets.

    We could both feel the passion.

    I looked in her eyes, and she looked in mine, and we started making out like I never had before. It felt good, and it kept going, and as it kept going, I only wanted more. You know when you start to really let that passion out, it drives women crazy. I would squeeze her against myself and let the feelings flow, and she would just melt there in my arms. Before we knew it, we were nearly naked underneath those blankets, which were all that separated us from the night.

    She was ready.

    I was just waiting for some kinda go-ahead signal, something to indicate that it was okay to precede, when she said, "Hey, I want you to do it in my ass."

    "Really?" I replied, not sure whether to be upset or excited, so I just felt some confused ambivalent combination of both.

    "Yeah, I think that would be really hot," she encouraged me.

    "I don't know..." I mumbled softly. Now, I know that most guys would be thrilled at such an opportunity, but I've never really been into that kinda thing. And anyways, this was gonna be our first time together, and I wanted it to be more close and special, and I wondered why she would want it that way.

    Sensing my uneasiness, she said to me, "Hey, don't worry, I'll just go over here," pointing at the corner of the barn, "and wait until you are ready." So she went over there, and--have I mentioned that it was pitch black? You couldn't see a single thing hardly, especially over in the far corners of the barn, where the moonlight barely reached--and she waited. Now, I'm a pacer, and I always pace when I need to think, so I got up and walked around a bit. But I found this kinda difficult, because I was just really turned on at this point, and so I decided to go ahead with it.

    When I approached, she was ready for me. She had her bare ass just sticking out there, waiting. She shivered slightly at my touch and softened as I caressed her back. Sensing that I was really ready, I started. To tell the truth, it was a bit uncomfortable at first, and that fact wasn't helped by her total silence. I couldn't imagine why she wouldn't even make a sound, but she didn't. She was just so relaxed about it, and soon, I was too. I was going at it for what seemed like forever before she finally started to really make some noise. Sensing her increased, excitement, I finally went full throttle, and she cried out in joy.

    Just as soon as she did, I hear a noise from the other side of the barn. It was my girlfriend running toward me across the hay-covered ground.

    "What the fuck are you doing?" she asked, with sheer bewilderment in her voiced. I had no idea what was wrong; I had done exactly what she had asked. "Oh my god," she said, in a more hushed voice, and ran out of the barn, naked as she was, into the night.

    Needless to say, I was baffled by this, and my mount was getting frustrated. So I finished her off quick and let her go to sleep there in the hay. And, watching her sleep there, I knew I had done nothing wrong. It was a wonderful experience for the both of us. The next day my girlfriend and I drove back to the city in utter silence, but her judging look of disgust spoke louder than words. In all honesty, I didn't care; she asked for it, and she got what she wanted.

    Now, that girl and I never spoke again, but it wouldn't be my last time to fuck a donkey.

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    Is is weird that I actually think that could be a true story... being that you are from Texas and all.

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    umm...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by JRiddy View Post
    So I was dating this one girl--she was probably ISTP, but I honestly don't know; the relationship didn't really "work out"--and we were both young and inexperienced. You know what I mean. So anyways, she invited me out to her grandparent's ranch for a weekend, and I figured that meant I was gonna get to do my thing, you know? Which was good, because she was really hot and I was just a horny teenager in lust.

    So we're at her grandparent's ranch and we're staying outside in the barn because she thought that would be fun. I didn't really care at this point because I knew I was gonna get laid, and that was all that was really on my mind. Well, as the night wore on, it started getting colder--colder than you would have thought possible in Texas in the summer, but it was the country and there's no concrete to hold the heat in out there I guess--and we started getting closer and more intimate, snuggling with each other under our blankets.

    We could both feel the passion.

    I looked in her eyes, and she looked in mine, and we started making out like I never had before. It felt good, and it kept going, and as it kept going, I only wanted more. You know when you start to really let that passion out, it drives women crazy. I would squeeze her against myself and let the feelings flow, and she would just melt there in my arms. Before we knew it, we were nearly naked underneath those blankets, which were all that separated us from the night.

    She was ready.

    I was just waiting for some kinda go-ahead signal, something to indicate that it was okay to precede, when she said, "Hey, I want you to do it in my ass."

    "Really?" I replied, not sure whether to be upset or excited, so I just felt some confused ambivalent combination of both.

    "Yeah, I think that would be really hot," she encouraged me.

    "I don't know..." I mumbled softly. Now, I know that most guys would be thrilled at such an opportunity, but I've never really been into that kinda thing. And anyways, this was gonna be our first time together, and I wanted it to be more close and special, and I wondered why she would want it that way.

    Sensing my uneasiness, she said to me, "Hey, don't worry, I'll just go over here," pointing at the corner of the barn, "and wait until you are ready." So she went over there, and--have I mentioned that it was pitch black? You couldn't see a single thing hardly, especially over in the far corners of the barn, where the moonlight barely reached--and she waited. Now, I'm a pacer, and I always pace when I need to think, so I got up and walked around a bit. But I found this kinda difficult, because I was just really turned on at this point, and so I decided to go ahead with it.

    When I approached, she was ready for me. She had her bare ass just sticking out there, waiting. She shivered slightly at my touch and softened as I caressed her back. Sensing that I was really ready, I started. To tell the truth, it was a bit uncomfortable at first, and that fact wasn't helped by her total silence. I couldn't imagine why she wouldn't even make a sound, but she didn't. She was just so relaxed about it, and soon, I was too. I was going at it for what seemed like forever before she finally started to really make some noise. Sensing her increased, excitement, I finally went full throttle, and she cried out in joy.

    Just as soon as she did, I hear a noise from the other side of the barn. It was my girlfriend running toward me across the hay-covered ground.

    "What the fuck are you doing?" she asked, with sheer bewilderment in her voiced. I had no idea what was wrong; I had done exactly what she had asked. "Oh my god," she said, in a more hushed voice, and ran out of the barn, naked as she was, into the night.

    Needless to say, I was baffled by this, and my mount was getting frustrated. So I finished her off quick and let her go to sleep there in the hay. And, watching her sleep there, I knew I had done nothing wrong. It was a wonderful experience for the both of us. The next day my girlfriend and I drove back to the city in utter silence, but her judging look of disgust spoke louder than words. In all honesty, I didn't care; she asked for it, and she got what she wanted.

    Now, that girl and I never spoke again, but it wouldn't be my last time to fuck a donkey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slacker Mom View Post
    And I agree with Jessica - I don't like the idea of being with a guy who is into other guys. I don't care what every other guy on the planet is into except mine. Mine I want to be attracted to women and only women.
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    OMG Riddy, I'm gonna have nightmares about that tonight! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by JRiddy View Post
    So I was dating this one girl--she was probably ISTP, but I honestly don't know; the relationship didn't really "work out"--and we were both young and inexperienced. You know what I mean. So anyways, she invited me out to her grandparent's ranch for a weekend, and I figured that meant I was gonna get to do my thing, you know? Which was good, because she was really hot and I was just a horny teenager in lust.

    So we're at her grandparent's ranch and we're staying outside in the barn because she thought that would be fun. I didn't really care at this point because I knew I was gonna get laid, and that was all that was really on my mind. Well, as the night wore on, it started getting colder--colder than you would have thought possible in Texas in the summer, but it was the country and there's no concrete to hold the heat in out there I guess--and we started getting closer and more intimate, snuggling with each other under our blankets.

    We could both feel the passion.

    I looked in her eyes, and she looked in mine, and we started making out like I never had before. It felt good, and it kept going, and as it kept going, I only wanted more. You know when you start to really let that passion out, it drives women crazy. I would squeeze her against myself and let the feelings flow, and she would just melt there in my arms. Before we knew it, we were nearly naked underneath those blankets, which were all that separated us from the night.

    She was ready.

    I was just waiting for some kinda go-ahead signal, something to indicate that it was okay to precede, when she said, "Hey, I want you to do it in my ass."

    "Really?" I replied, not sure whether to be upset or excited, so I just felt some confused ambivalent combination of both.

    "Yeah, I think that would be really hot," she encouraged me.

    "I don't know..." I mumbled softly. Now, I know that most guys would be thrilled at such an opportunity, but I've never really been into that kinda thing. And anyways, this was gonna be our first time together, and I wanted it to be more close and special, and I wondered why she would want it that way.

    Sensing my uneasiness, she said to me, "Hey, don't worry, I'll just go over here," pointing at the corner of the barn, "and wait until you are ready." So she went over there, and--have I mentioned that it was pitch black? You couldn't see a single thing hardly, especially over in the far corners of the barn, where the moonlight barely reached--and she waited. Now, I'm a pacer, and I always pace when I need to think, so I got up and walked around a bit. But I found this kinda difficult, because I was just really turned on at this point, and so I decided to go ahead with it.

    When I approached, she was ready for me. She had her bare ass just sticking out there, waiting. She shivered slightly at my touch and softened as I caressed her back. Sensing that I was really ready, I started. To tell the truth, it was a bit uncomfortable at first, and that fact wasn't helped by her total silence. I couldn't imagine why she wouldn't even make a sound, but she didn't. She was just so relaxed about it, and soon, I was too. I was going at it for what seemed like forever before she finally started to really make some noise. Sensing her increased, excitement, I finally went full throttle, and she cried out in joy.

    Just as soon as she did, I hear a noise from the other side of the barn. It was my girlfriend running toward me across the hay-covered ground.

    "What the fuck are you doing?" she asked, with sheer bewilderment in her voiced. I had no idea what was wrong; I had done exactly what she had asked. "Oh my god," she said, in a more hushed voice, and ran out of the barn, naked as she was, into the night.

    Needless to say, I was baffled by this, and my mount was getting frustrated. So I finished her off quick and let her go to sleep there in the hay. And, watching her sleep there, I knew I had done nothing wrong. It was a wonderful experience for the both of us. The next day my girlfriend and I drove back to the city in utter silence, but her judging look of disgust spoke louder than words. In all honesty, I didn't care; she asked for it, and she got what she wanted.

    Now, that girl and I never spoke again, but it wouldn't be my last time to fuck a donkey.
    So what kind of sounds did the donkey make when you were pumping it in the ass?
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    Quote Originally Posted by strrrng View Post
    So what kind of sounds did the donkey make when you were pumping it in the ass?
    In all honesty, it sounded just like your mom did. Who'da thunk it?

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