Fuck Enneagram Type 9s

[machintruc]

What the fuck ? Nines are everything but hatable... seemingly, though, because they're fuckin' assholes.

Why ? Because they're a whole bunch of unreliable doormats. It's OK to be modest, to please people, or such, but you can't please everyone. Nines' lazy behaviours are really unfriendly. Believe me.

Just take example of Twos. At least, they're reliable and able to move their own asses.

Or Fours, who are able to be the shit, even if they're fuckin' lazy.


@Nines: shape up, or ship out. You don't have to be pushy or very energetic to be cool, but at least, you should take example of Twos or Fives.

[tereg]

[tereg]

Oh wait, here we go

[Rubicon]

I can't shape up or ship out, because I can't move my own ass.

[redbaron]

I loved a 9 once. but he was too wishy washy for his own good. It took him forever to figure out what he wanted. He didn't know himself and still doesn't. always hiding his negative emotions, pretending they don't exist. head in the sand so I walked away.

I've never regretted it.

[Rubicon]

I loved a 9 once. but he was too wishy washy for his own good. It took him forever to figure out what he wanted. He didn't know himself and still doesn't. always hiding his negative emotions, pretending they don't exist. head in the sand so I walked away.

I've never regretted it.

I don't hide my negative emotions.

[DirectorAbbie]

2? 9? What do the numbers mean, and what am I?

[machintruc]

2? 9? What do the numbers mean, and what am I?

According to the last GCPT, you can be either 1, 3, 7, or 8.

[Mediator Kam]

yep, these are enneagram types. Take a test today!

[DirectorAbbie]

According to the last GCPT, you can be either 1, 3, 7, or 8.

My brother the ESTp might be an 8. I might be a 1, but I'm too easy-going.

[implied]

not so fond of 9's. except the 9's that i like.

[DirectorAbbie]

My brother the ESTp might be an 8. I might be a 1, but I'm too easy-going.

I read the descriptions at 9types.com. I'm a combination 1/8 with a tiny bit of 7. (The happy-go-lucky bit.)

[redbaron]

I read the descriptions at 9types.com. I'm a combination 1/8 with a tiny bit of 7. (The happy-go-lucky bit.)

1/8 with a bit of 7 isn't an option.

[DirectorAbbie]

1/8 with a bit of 7 isn't an option.

Ug. I'm taking the test. Is my MBTI type the same as my socionics type?

[machintruc]

Ug. I'm taking the test. Is my MBTI type the same as my socionics type?

No, you're LSE-ISTJ.

[reckoner]

Which type is pathologically self-absorbed, secretly disdains everyone (but acts friendly to them face-to-face); thinks they are intellectually and morally superior to everyone; but deep down utterly lacks any semblance of confidence or self-respect in themselves and does nothing to make their lives better in an emotional, spiritual, social or professional way?

[DirectorAbbie]

Ug. I'm taking the test. Is my MBTI type the same as my socionics type?

Type 1: 1
Type 2: -2
Type 3: 2
Type 4: 1
Type 5: -1
Type 6: -4
Type 7: 4
Type 8: 2
Type 9: -3

The test didn't work. I'm self-assured, love routine, love life, am pretty much imune to peer pressure, and my friends think I'm nuts. I normally do what's expected of me and have become more outspoken. What do you think I am?

[machintruc]

Type 1: 1
Type 2: -2
Type 3: 2
Type 4: 1
Type 5: -1
Type 6: -4
Type 7: 4
Type 8: 2
Type 9: -3

The test didn't work. I'm self-assured, love routine, love life, am pretty much imune to peer pressure, and my friends think I'm nuts. I normally do what's expected of me and have become more outspoken. What do you think I am?

You're not SLE are you ?

[machintruc]

Which type is pathologically self-absorbed, secretly disdains everyone (but acts friendly to them face-to-face); thinks they are intellectually and morally superior to everyone; but deep down utterly lacks any semblance of confidence or self-respect in themselves and does nothing to make their lives better in an emotional, spiritual, social or professional way?

ILI !

[DirectorAbbie]

You're not SLE are you ?

No, I'm LSE.

[machintruc]

No, I'm LSE.

I've never known a LSE-7. According to GCPT, it's possible, but I've never met a LSE who's S+D+.

Or maybe, you're an Eight who fakes being a Seven because it's more girly.

[DirectorAbbie]

I've never known a LSE-7. According to GCPT, it's possible, but I've never met a LSE who's S+D+.

Or maybe, you're an Eight who fakes being a Seven because it's more girly.

Maybe, but I'm not girly at all. I have 3 brothers and no sisters. I have no brand-name clothes or makeup of any sort. My hair is the same ponytail every day. I don't talk about boys. I like dresses, but only the old-fashioned types (like late 1800s.)

My friends include two INTp types, two ENFp types, and a very enthusiastic ESFj. Think that has anything to do with it?

[machintruc]

Maybe, but I'm not girly at all. I have 3 brothers and no sisters. I have no brand-name clothes or makeup of any sort. My hair is the same ponytail every day. I don't talk about boys. I like dresses, but only the old-fashioned types (like late 1800s.)

Then, you're a stereotype of E1.

My friends include two INTp types, two ENFp types, and a very enthusiastic ESFj. Think that has anything to do with it?

No.

[DirectorAbbie]

Then, you're a stereotype of E1.

Thanks. Guess the quiz is completely inacurate.

[machintruc]

Thanks. Guess the quiz is completely inacurate.

Don't tell me that you're actually able to trust quizzes !?

You Ones are so naïve... I should start a "Fuck E1s" thread

[DirectorAbbie]

Don't tell me that you're actually able to trust quizzes !?

You Ones are so naïve... I should start a "Fuck E1s" thread

Some quizzes...if the results sound accurate. I kinda assumed if someone bothered to put that many questions on the internet, they must know what they're doing.

What's the E in E1 mean? I think I'll add it to my siggy.

[machintruc]

Some quizzes...if the results sound accurate. I kinda assumed if someone bothered to put that many questions on the internet, they must know what they're doing.

What's the E in E1 mean? I think I'll add it to my siggy.

E is short for "Enneagram Type"

Do you wanna try an accurate socionics test ? Try this one : http://sourceforge.net/projects/easytim/

[BurntOrange]

IDK about that.

ILE: 14.3
LIE: 12.5
IEE: 16.64
EIE: 13.14
SLE: 10.64
LSE: 7.65
SEE: 11.3
ESE: 9.39
ILI: 16
LII: 12.2
IEI: 16.7
EII: 14.8
SLI: 10.75
LSI: 8.65
SEI: 12.95
ESI: 8.55

Top 3 scores: beta, delta, gamma. lol.

[implied]

looks like we're duals, burntorange!

[BurntOrange]

I always knew! Actually I'm IEI by .06. I'm sorry bb, the test can't lie

[implied]

I always knew! Actually I'm IEI by .06. I'm sorry bb, the test can't lie

i'm LSI by .04! looks like you're stuck with me either way. you'll have to quit your art teacher, bb.

@machintruc - my results are just a wee bit off from your previous typing of me as EIE.

[BurntOrange]

She was yesterday's news anyway.

@machintruc - my results are just a wee bit off from your previous typing of me as EIE.

Stop being so well rounded! If only you would become a less balanced person you'd be much easier to type haha

[Satan]

Which type is pathologically self-absorbed, secretly disdains everyone (but acts friendly to them face-to-face); thinks they are intellectually and morally superior to everyone; but deep down utterly lacks any semblance of confidence or self-respect in themselves and does nothing to make their lives better in an emotional, spiritual, social or professional way?

unhealthy 4s, and unhealthy 6s

[machintruc]

Stop being so well rounded! If only you would become a less balanced person you'd be much easier to type haha

Actually, that's right. This test is more reliable for balanced people.

I said it was accurate because it was currently the least unaccurate.

[tereg]

I said it was accurate because it was currently the least unaccurate.

Is that like saying a president is good because, well, they were the least bad?

[DirectorAbbie]

Is that like saying a president is good because, well, they were the least bad?

Lol, that's about all we can hope for these days.

[redbaron]

Lol, that's about all we can hope for these days.

ain't that the truth.

[DirectorAbbie]

Some quizzes...if the results sound accurate. I kinda assumed if someone bothered to put that many questions on the internet, they must know what they're doing.

What's the E in E1 mean? I think I'll add it to my siggy.

I discussed E-grams with Brilliand last night, and he said they change. I googled them and found out that 1s can improve to a 7 or go down to a 4. I think I'm a 1 starting to become a 7.

[machintruc]

Is that like saying a president is good because, well, they were the least bad?

in that way, yes.