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    Default Fuck Enneagram Type 9s

    What the fuck ? Nines are everything but hatable... seemingly, though, because they're fuckin' assholes.

    Why ? Because they're a whole bunch of unreliable doormats. It's OK to be modest, to please people, or such, but you can't please everyone. Nines' lazy behaviours are really unfriendly. Believe me.

    Just take example of Twos. At least, they're reliable and able to move their own asses.

    Or Fours, who are able to be the shit, even if they're fuckin' lazy.


    @Nines: shape up, or ship out. You don't have to be pushy or very energetic to be cool, but at least, you should take example of Twos or Fives.

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    INFj

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    Oh wait, here we go

    INFj

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    I can't shape up or ship out, because I can't move my own ass.
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    I loved a 9 once. but he was too wishy washy for his own good. It took him forever to figure out what he wanted. He didn't know himself and still doesn't. always hiding his negative emotions, pretending they don't exist. head in the sand so I walked away.

    I've never regretted it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redbaron View Post
    I loved a 9 once. but he was too wishy washy for his own good. It took him forever to figure out what he wanted. He didn't know himself and still doesn't. always hiding his negative emotions, pretending they don't exist. head in the sand so I walked away.

    I've never regretted it.
    I don't hide my negative emotions.
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    2? 9? What do the numbers mean, and what am I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritella View Post
    Over here, we'll put up with (almost) all of your crap. You just have to use the secret phrase: "I don't value it. It's related to <insert random element here>, which is not in my quadra."
    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    2? 9? What do the numbers mean, and what am I?
    According to the last GCPT, you can be either 1, 3, 7, or 8.

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    yep, these are enneagram types. Take a test today!
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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post
    According to the last GCPT, you can be either 1, 3, 7, or 8.
    My brother the ESTp might be an 8. I might be a 1, but I'm too easy-going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritella View Post
    Over here, we'll put up with (almost) all of your crap. You just have to use the secret phrase: "I don't value it. It's related to <insert random element here>, which is not in my quadra."
    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    not so fond of 9's. except the 9's that i like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    My brother the ESTp might be an 8. I might be a 1, but I'm too easy-going.
    I read the descriptions at 9types.com. I'm a combination 1/8 with a tiny bit of 7. (The happy-go-lucky bit.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritella View Post
    Over here, we'll put up with (almost) all of your crap. You just have to use the secret phrase: "I don't value it. It's related to <insert random element here>, which is not in my quadra."
    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    I read the descriptions at 9types.com. I'm a combination 1/8 with a tiny bit of 7. (The happy-go-lucky bit.)
    1/8 with a bit of 7 isn't an option.
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    Quote Originally Posted by redbaron View Post
    1/8 with a bit of 7 isn't an option.
    Ug. I'm taking the test. Is my MBTI type the same as my socionics type?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritella View Post
    Over here, we'll put up with (almost) all of your crap. You just have to use the secret phrase: "I don't value it. It's related to <insert random element here>, which is not in my quadra."
    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    Ug. I'm taking the test. Is my MBTI type the same as my socionics type?
    No, you're LSE-ISTJ.

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    Which type is pathologically self-absorbed, secretly disdains everyone (but acts friendly to them face-to-face); thinks they are intellectually and morally superior to everyone; but deep down utterly lacks any semblance of confidence or self-respect in themselves and does nothing to make their lives better in an emotional, spiritual, social or professional way?
    INFj

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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    Ug. I'm taking the test. Is my MBTI type the same as my socionics type?
    Type 1: 1
    Type 2: -2
    Type 3: 2
    Type 4: 1
    Type 5: -1
    Type 6: -4
    Type 7: 4
    Type 8: 2
    Type 9: -3

    The test didn't work. I'm self-assured, love routine, love life, am pretty much imune to peer pressure, and my friends think I'm nuts. I normally do what's expected of me and have become more outspoken. What do you think I am?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritella View Post
    Over here, we'll put up with (almost) all of your crap. You just have to use the secret phrase: "I don't value it. It's related to <insert random element here>, which is not in my quadra."
    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    Type 1: 1
    Type 2: -2
    Type 3: 2
    Type 4: 1
    Type 5: -1
    Type 6: -4
    Type 7: 4
    Type 8: 2
    Type 9: -3

    The test didn't work. I'm self-assured, love routine, love life, am pretty much imune to peer pressure, and my friends think I'm nuts. I normally do what's expected of me and have become more outspoken. What do you think I am?
    You're not SLE are you ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by reckoner View Post
    Which type is pathologically self-absorbed, secretly disdains everyone (but acts friendly to them face-to-face); thinks they are intellectually and morally superior to everyone; but deep down utterly lacks any semblance of confidence or self-respect in themselves and does nothing to make their lives better in an emotional, spiritual, social or professional way?
    ILI !

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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post
    You're not SLE are you ?
    No, I'm LSE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritella View Post
    Over here, we'll put up with (almost) all of your crap. You just have to use the secret phrase: "I don't value it. It's related to <insert random element here>, which is not in my quadra."
    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    No, I'm LSE.
    I've never known a LSE-7. According to GCPT, it's possible, but I've never met a LSE who's S+D+.

    Or maybe, you're an Eight who fakes being a Seven because it's more girly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post
    I've never known a LSE-7. According to GCPT, it's possible, but I've never met a LSE who's S+D+.

    Or maybe, you're an Eight who fakes being a Seven because it's more girly.
    Maybe, but I'm not girly at all. I have 3 brothers and no sisters. I have no brand-name clothes or makeup of any sort. My hair is the same ponytail every day. I don't talk about boys. I like dresses, but only the old-fashioned types (like late 1800s.)

    My friends include two INTp types, two ENFp types, and a very enthusiastic ESFj. Think that has anything to do with it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritella View Post
    Over here, we'll put up with (almost) all of your crap. You just have to use the secret phrase: "I don't value it. It's related to <insert random element here>, which is not in my quadra."
    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    Maybe, but I'm not girly at all. I have 3 brothers and no sisters. I have no brand-name clothes or makeup of any sort. My hair is the same ponytail every day. I don't talk about boys. I like dresses, but only the old-fashioned types (like late 1800s.)
    Then, you're a stereotype of E1.

    My friends include two INTp types, two ENFp types, and a very enthusiastic ESFj. Think that has anything to do with it?
    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post
    Then, you're a stereotype of E1.
    Thanks. Guess the quiz is completely inacurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritella View Post
    Over here, we'll put up with (almost) all of your crap. You just have to use the secret phrase: "I don't value it. It's related to <insert random element here>, which is not in my quadra."
    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    Thanks. Guess the quiz is completely inacurate.
    Don't tell me that you're actually able to trust quizzes !?

    You Ones are so na&#239;ve... I should start a "Fuck E1s" thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post
    Don't tell me that you're actually able to trust quizzes !?

    You Ones are so naïve... I should start a "Fuck E1s" thread
    Some quizzes...if the results sound accurate. I kinda assumed if someone bothered to put that many questions on the internet, they must know what they're doing.

    What's the E in E1 mean? I think I'll add it to my siggy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritella View Post
    Over here, we'll put up with (almost) all of your crap. You just have to use the secret phrase: "I don't value it. It's related to <insert random element here>, which is not in my quadra."
    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    Some quizzes...if the results sound accurate. I kinda assumed if someone bothered to put that many questions on the internet, they must know what they're doing.

    What's the E in E1 mean? I think I'll add it to my siggy.
    E is short for "Enneagram Type"

    Do you wanna try an accurate socionics test ? Try this one : http://sourceforge.net/projects/easytim/

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    IDK about that.

    ILE: 14.3
    LIE: 12.5
    IEE: 16.64
    EIE: 13.14
    SLE: 10.64
    LSE: 7.65
    SEE: 11.3
    ESE: 9.39
    ILI: 16
    LII: 12.2
    IEI: 16.7
    EII: 14.8
    SLI: 10.75
    LSI: 8.65
    SEI: 12.95
    ESI: 8.55

    Top 3 scores: beta, delta, gamma. lol.

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    looks like we're duals, burntorange!
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    I always knew! Actually I'm IEI by .06. I'm sorry bb, the test can't lie

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurntOrange View Post
    I always knew! Actually I'm IEI by .06. I'm sorry bb, the test can't lie
    i'm LSI by .04! looks like you're stuck with me either way. you'll have to quit your art teacher, bb.

    @machintruc - my results are just a wee bit off from your previous typing of me as EIE.
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    She was yesterday's news anyway.

    @machintruc - my results are just a wee bit off from your previous typing of me as EIE.
    Stop being so well rounded! If only you would become a less balanced person you'd be much easier to type haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by reckoner View Post
    Which type is pathologically self-absorbed, secretly disdains everyone (but acts friendly to them face-to-face); thinks they are intellectually and morally superior to everyone; but deep down utterly lacks any semblance of confidence or self-respect in themselves and does nothing to make their lives better in an emotional, spiritual, social or professional way?

    unhealthy 4s, and unhealthy 6s

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurntOrange View Post
    Stop being so well rounded! If only you would become a less balanced person you'd be much easier to type haha
    Actually, that's right. This test is more reliable for balanced people.

    I said it was accurate because it was currently the least unaccurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post
    I said it was accurate because it was currently the least unaccurate.
    Is that like saying a president is good because, well, they were the least bad?
    INFj

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    Quote Originally Posted by tereg View Post
    Is that like saying a president is good because, well, they were the least bad?
    Lol, that's about all we can hope for these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritella View Post
    Over here, we'll put up with (almost) all of your crap. You just have to use the secret phrase: "I don't value it. It's related to <insert random element here>, which is not in my quadra."
    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    Lol, that's about all we can hope for these days.
    ain't that the truth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    Some quizzes...if the results sound accurate. I kinda assumed if someone bothered to put that many questions on the internet, they must know what they're doing.

    What's the E in E1 mean? I think I'll add it to my siggy.
    I discussed E-grams with Brilliand last night, and he said they change. I googled them and found out that 1s can improve to a 7 or go down to a 4. I think I'm a 1 starting to become a 7.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritella View Post
    Over here, we'll put up with (almost) all of your crap. You just have to use the secret phrase: "I don't value it. It's related to <insert random element here>, which is not in my quadra."
    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tereg View Post
    Is that like saying a president is good because, well, they were the least bad?
    in that way, yes.

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