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    For all the Betas that were here a while ago, remember our "Beta Moods?"


    I remember the post that started it all:

    http://the16types.info/forums/viewto...ht=penis#17187

    Quote Originally Posted by HarryBottom
    Jadae is a penis. Haw Haw. Butthead. PeePee!

    Then, the rest of the Betas sterted spewing out all sorts of random jibberish Beta crap type stuff.


    More threads of memories:

    http://the16types.info/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1011
    http://the16types.info/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1025


    I just wanted to post this because this site is shifting to Gamma now.
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    *hands Betas shit in a box with a pretty ribbon*

    See you later!
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilligan87
    *hands Betas shit in a box with a pretty ribbon*

    See you later!
    WTF mang?


    You weren't even here when we had the moods. Now go back to Alpha, you motherfucking whore.
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    Hey mang, 'choo wanna mess with me? Huh? 'Choo wanna fuck aroun'? I'm Tony Montana, and I ain't goin' nowhere.
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    And I'm Chuck Norris. I'm going to give you a nice roundhouse kick to the face, and send you flying back to your Alpha whorehouse.
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    Lemme tell you, mang. 'Choo fuckin' lift that foot o' yours, an' I blow it off. Hokay?
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Lemme tell you, mang. could LITERALLY beat the shit out of your . Kthxbi.
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    'Ey, mang, I ain't fuckin around wit 'choo. My knows some chicos down in Venesswayla, and they gonna come up and set 'chore ass straight if choo don't shut that fat mouth o yours. Hokay?
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    English translation: My name is Gilligan, and I like to anally fuck emo emus in their sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    English translation: My name is Gilligan, and I like to anally fuck emo emus in their sleep.
    English translation: Hello my name is Herzblut, and I sponsor Ethiopian children so I can visit them and touch their slender starving bodies.
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilligan87
    Hello, my name is Gilligan. One time, I travelled to Libya, only to meet Momar Qathafi. I was immediately turned on, so I proceded to give him a Golden Shower. Then, he pissed into my earhole, and I could feel all the yellow goodness flow into my brain. It poured down my throat, to where I coughed it up, and made it go into my mouth. I then spit it out into his anus.

    Shit. I'm fucking horny just thinking about this.
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    Oh, she's clever all right...

    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    Man, I saw this girl in a midget strip club last week...god, somehow I just couldn't resist that dumpy little ass...something about the way she looked at me when she took a dump on that Arabian dude's face.I just jumped up and whipped out my penis and we made whoopy right there on stage. Some guy videotaped it with his camera phone and made a website for us: www.fucknowihaveaids.com
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    Quote Originally Posted by gilligan87
    Hello, my name is Gilligan. One time, I travelled to Libya, only to meet Momar Qathafi. I was immediately turned on, so I proceded to give him a Golden Shower. Then, he pissed into my earhole, and I could feel all the yellow goodness flow into my brain. It poured down my throat, to where I coughed it up, and made it go into my mouth. I then spit it out into his anus.

    Shit. I'm fucking horny just thinking about this.

    EWWWW

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilligan87
    i swear im not emo, i just like the feel of another guys cock in my ass. i dont know what it is about that i just love it mmm i love to do ass to mouth too after a good fucking, damn its nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by aurora_faerie
    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    Quote Originally Posted by gilligan87
    Hello, my name is Gilligan. One time, I travelled to Libya, only to meet Momar Qathafi. I was immediately turned on, so I proceded to give him a Golden Shower. Then, he pissed into my earhole, and I could feel all the yellow goodness flow into my brain. It poured down my throat, to where I coughed it up, and made it go into my mouth. I then spit it out into his anus.

    Shit. I'm fucking horny just thinking about this.

    EWWWW
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    I swear, one time I got SOO close to getting my head out of my ass that I could almost distinguish my abnormally shaped penis from the vestigial tail growing out of my forhead.
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Gilligan, in case you're wondering, I don't have a penis. I'm female.


    And I know something that your penis could fit into: the eye of a needle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    I'm female with a penis.
    I know. That's what makes it so funny.
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    OMG Gilligan, everything you say is so true, I'm glad someone finally understands me.
    Well, acceptance is the first step to recovery. Here, have some warm milk and a lemon cookie.
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilligan87
    so, i went to this orgy convention right? and i find these group of people that id like to have an orgy with.

    soon we find out that we all have a shit fetish right? so we're all like shitting in each other's mouths and im going crazy and flinging shit at this guy's face, and this fat ass guy named Molly has a handfull of shit and he's slappin' my ass with it.

    like ten minutes later, we're all covered in shit. so i stand up and take a piss on everyone's face.

    the end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilligan87
    my schedule consists of finding young, hot, innocent boys to stick my penis into so i can spread the pedo seed all over the world!@ after i fuck them though i usually give them a nice hot carl and i eat it off. i once fucked my cousin too. its okay though, we're only related by blood
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    I totally have a thing for goose down. There's something about being covered in semen and those fluffy little feathers that just really revs my engine!
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilligan87
    When my parents leave, I like to squat, and shit on my hands. This gives me an instant BONER, and I just spread all the poo, all over my penis. Oh yeah, all over. Until you, anyone would mistake my dick for Kobe's. Then, oh yeah, here comes the best part - I deep throat my penis and it feels OOHHHHHHHGHGHH SO GOOD!

    Regular routine, baby. :wink:
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    Hmm that's interesting, so what do you call the act? "The Aristocrats".

    Ba-dum-ching

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    Here's all I have to say: you went out of your way to find an emoticon that had a penis jizzing everywhere. Either that, or you already had it (just as bad).
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gilligan87
    Here's all I have to say: you went out of your way to find an emoticon that had a penis jizzing everywhere. Either that, or you already had it (just as bad).
    It was on another forum that I mod at. And no, it's not a penis forum or the such.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    I mod at a shit-fucking forum
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    OMG mang! ROFL MY ASS OFF! Tears, TEARS came out of my eyes I laughed so much. Oh, thank you. THANK YOU. *gives standing ovation to Herzy and Gilligan87.* Now I'm in a happy pappy mood!!


    Quote Originally Posted by gilligan87
    *hands Betas shit in a box with a pretty ribbon*
    *smiles at pretty ribbon* *takes a whif, mmmmm, smells like roses.*

    When I was little (around 5 or 6) my way older SLE brother came out of the restroom and said, "MMMMMM, it smells like roses in there." I thought...HOW COOL! and ran in to take a wiff. The motherfucker, I'm still recovering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maizemedley
    OMG mang! ROFL MY ASS OFF! Tears, TEARS came out of my eyes I laughed so much. Oh, thank you. THANK YOU. *gives standing ovation to Herzy and Gilligan87.* Now I'm in a happy pappy mood!!


    Quote Originally Posted by gilligan87
    *hands Betas shit in a box with a pretty ribbon*
    *smiles at pretty ribbon* *takes a whif, mmmmm, smells like roses.*

    When I was little (around 5 or 6) my way older SLE brother came out of the restroom and said, "MMMMMM, it smells like roses in there." I thought...HOW COOL! and ran in to take a wiff. The motherfucker, I'm still recovering.

    haha no problem. Entertaining people is fun.


    And hahaha that sounds like something a SLE would do.
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    This thread is hilarious.
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    World's funniest blonde joke... EVER!: http://bgeiger.net/weblog/archives/2...nde-joke-ever/

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    wtfzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Oh, and you got your old avatar back!
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    Ehehehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herzblut
    Oh, and you got your old avatar back!
    Yep! Sends the memories pouring back, don't it?

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    2. When you smell an odorlessgas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

    3. Water is composed of two gins. Oxygen and Hydrogen. Oxygen is pure gin and Hydrogen is water and gin.

    4. Momentum: What you give to a person when they are going away.

    5. Vaccuum: A large empty space where the Pope lives.

    6. Germinate: To become a naturalized German

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