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    Default how to take a shower

    Take the hand towel from the rack by the sink and throw it on the floor by the shower (it should get changed once a day anyways). Make sure the towel for your body (and another for your hair, if applicable) are within reach of the shower.

    Turn on the shower and get in. Wet your hair and apply shampoo. Rinse. Apply conditioner.

    Leave the conditioner on your hair for now. Wet your sponge, shower puff, gloves, washcloth, loofah, or whatever you use. Apply shower gel, lather, and wash body. Use suds to shave (if applicable).

    Rinse hair, body, and sponge (or whatever). While conditioner is being rinsed out, stretch any muscles that feel tight, especially neck muscles (if applicable). Allow the water to flow into ear canals.

    Wash face. Make sure your face and body are rinsed off well. Rinse hair and body with luke warm or cool water if desired.

    Use a pumice stone on feet if desired (keep in mind that callouses are there for a reason though... if you take off callouses that you need, you'll end up with blisters). Cut toe and finger nails is desired.

    Use a Q tip to clean your outer ears and behind your ears, but don't put it in your ear canal (you already cleaned those in the shower anyways).

    Apply antiperspirant or deodorant. Touch up eyebrows with tweezers if desired. Apply facial products if desired. Blow dry hair if desired. Throw the hand towel from the floor in with the dirty clothes (or your boyfriend will scold you) and put a fresh hand towel on the rack. Get dressed.
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    You managed to make something incredibly simple into something incredibly complicated. That is Bizarro-world .
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    gah you're like the shittiest ENTj ever!

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    Maybe I should print these instructions and put them up on the bathroom door...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diana View Post
    She obviously has a Te polr. And is a Si type. ISFp.
    Only a LSI would write precise instructions for taking a shower.
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    Do you guys soap in your feet and that part between knee and foot? I never do that, I rarely wash my back to, I don't shower often and I stopped using anti perspirant and sure I smell a little but I'm all man

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    did you think we would not notice this:

    I'm tempted to post a topic about bathing procedures just to see how people use it to justify the ideas they already have about my type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diana View Post
    niffweed, you're a brat. Ruining all the fun

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    No niffweed. Most people obviously wouldn't have.
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    lol at Tereg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
    lol at Tereg
    also lol @ (@? with - lol with) tereg

    I was waiting for the UDP comment. I couldn't believe that after two pages I was to be the first to mention his name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markuz View Post
    Maybe I should print these instructions and put them up on the bathroom door...

    Agreed. My brother for one would totally benefit from that last point, and also the one about replacing towels rather than re-using...


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    Hit sleep on alarm 5-6 times.

    Roll out of bed; curse. Twice.

    Grab towl, toothbrush & toothpaste.

    Make it halfway to bathroom before remembering face cloth. Go back to room, and realize you did in fact leave it the bathroom yesterday morning. Curse again.

    Drop towel on floor, use toilet.

    Forget to flush, curse, then flush.

    Turn on shower and then curse when the water pressure sucks because of flushing toilet.

    Step in shower, wet body, then head/hair.

    Grab face cloth, and go to town on nether region. Curse when you remember you should have washed your face first.

    Grab shampoo - apply to hair, beard, armpits, and spice of life. Wait a few seconds while comtemplating life as a zombie. Rinse.

    Grab face cloth again, and assess its cleanliness. Decide you don't really give a fuck, and then wash face and the rest of your body.

    Realize you left the toothbrush on the sink, and curse. Curse again when you open the shower door and you're hit by a blast of cold air.

    Brush teeth. Rinse mouth.

    Ignore roommate banging on the door. It's locked, fuck them for sleeping in.

    Shut off shower, open door, grab towel, close door, dry off body from top to bottom.

    Step out of shower, and eat breakfast naked.
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    Get in the shower.

    Wash yourself.

    Get out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tereg View Post

    FUCKING LOL


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    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markuz View Post
    Maybe I should print these instructions and put them up on the bathroom door...
    That is exactly what I was thinking, lol...
    But, for a certainty, back then,
    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
    Whilst our laughter echoed,
    Under cerulean skies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by force my hand View Post
    Grab face cloth, and go to town on nether region. Curse when you remember you should have washed your face first.
    I can relate to that.
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    If you have something to say, just say it.
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    Wow; I just start with my hair and work my way down. I used to do it the other way around. You make it so...complicated. You have a tub shower, right? No way could you shave in one of those tiny things.

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    The only thing I have to say is that I like the Joy-esque threads that are being made by Joy. They bring me a smile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    Wow; I just start with my hair and work my way down. I used to do it the other way around. You make it so...complicated. You have a tub shower, right? No way could you shave in one of those tiny things.
    It was a joke topic. But yes, I have a tub shower. I could shave in a stand up shower though. (If it weren't possible, they wouldn't be so popular, right?)

    Quote Originally Posted by tereg View Post
    The only thing I have to say is that I like the Joy-esque threads that are being made by Joy. They bring me a smile.
    In other words, you were being passive aggressive and now you're being sarcastic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joy View Post
    It was a joke topic. But yes, I have a tub shower. I could shave in a stand up shower though. (If it weren't possible, they wouldn't be so popular, right?)
    I wouldn't know. I don't shave, and I didn't know they were popular.

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    Over here, we'll put up with (almost) all of your crap. You just have to use the secret phrase: "I don't value it. It's related to <insert random element here>, which is not in my quadra."
    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    Lol. Your avatar keeps making me think you're female, so when you say stuff that indicates that you're male it makes me think twice for a second.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joy View Post
    Lol. Your avatar keeps making me think you're female, so when you say stuff that indicates that you're male it makes me think twice for a second.
    I am female!

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    Over here, we'll put up with (almost) all of your crap. You just have to use the secret phrase: "I don't value it. It's related to <insert random element here>, which is not in my quadra."
    Quote Originally Posted by Aquagraph View Post
    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    Zomg. Now I'm totally confused. Sorry... Maybe I was thinking of someone else. Ryu or someone... idk...

    (You don't shave???)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joy View Post
    Zomg. Now I'm totally confused.
    no ur just stupid
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joy View Post
    (You don't shave???)
    No. Nobody ever taught me how. And why should I? Especially during winter!

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    Abbie is so boring and rigid it's awesome instead of boring and rigid. She seems so practical and down-to-the-ground.

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    all sorts of bad
    Pre-2013 post are written with incomplete understanding.

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    i like joy topics too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Director Abbie View Post
    No. Nobody ever taught me how. And why should I? Especially during winter!
    Normative pressure of societal aesthetics?
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