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    LIE's are fuckin' stupid.

    All LIE's are stock traders. They are obsessed with profit, and would sell anything in order to make profit, even abstract things that nobody gives a fuck. Unlike LSE's, who sell things that are valuable for their quality and their usefulness, LIE's only sell useless things.

    LIE's are obsessed with money. Not in the sense of posession (unlike types), but in the sense of movement. I mean, buying, selling and doing with money. Not just "having" money.

    LIE's are nerds. They like to use Information Technology a lot, just for the fun of it. They like to design useless software for niches, just because they have fun of making them.

    LIE's are always under stress. They look like in constant panic state. Under very light stress, they harm everyone in their surroundings, just because they "panic".

    LIE's are stand-offish and withdrawn workaholics. They always think "work", "work", and "work". Pretty much like LSE's, except that unlike LSE's, LIE's prefer to do "interesting" things, rather than "useful" things. LIE's are slackers who play workaholics, just in order to not appear as slackers.

    In fact, LIE's really care about their self-image. They're all liars (hence "LIE"). They like to appear good and to lick others' ass, just in order to get their ass licked in return. LIE's are also obsessed with receiving compliments. If you want to please a LIE dude/girl, give him a lot of compliments.

    LIE's think they are modern knights or such. That's why they seek ESI partners. Because all ESI's are spoiled princesses. ESI's are obsessed with posessing money, so LIE's are here to obtain them such money.

    LIE's, though they're usually bossy, are pretty loyal to their superiors. They treat their wives like they were their bosses who run a business or such. The business of ESI's is : money. But... why do they need money ? I don't know a fuck.

    LIE's like to play slaves. Rebellious slaves though. Because otherwise, ESI's would find them boring. That's right. ESI's aren't like LSI's. LSI's are avoidant fetichists. ESI's aren't.

    That's why LIE's get money and create nerdy and useless software. Just to please their ESI wives. Behind their bossy and pushy look, their natural state is : submission. Bill Gates made everything to be the wealthiest dude of the world, just in order to please her ESI wife. Why ? I don't know, because Bill Gates is a total nerd.

    All this just to please a ESI chick. But, LIE's do that for some profit, because if they make huge efforts to please their ESI partners, they would see their partners as "higher". It's their thing. LIE's are hard to understand, because they're fuckin' autistic.

    ESI's are freemasons, and LIE's are traders. That's why LIE-ESI is a great couple. And, it's an "autistic" couple, like the SLE-IEI one.

    Fuck LIE's, and fuck all those fuckin' Gamma fuckers !!! Gammas are useless !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mimosa Pudica View Post
    Now you'll have to make an offensive description of LIE women as well, as this one apparently only applied to LIE men...
    LIE chicks are submissive nerds too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mimosa Pudica View Post
    Yeah, that's true. Didn't think of them!
    Machintruc, you shouldn't discriminate women and polygamists like that. You could be perceived chauvinistic!
    I should be perceived chauvinistic.

    So... ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mimosa Pudica View Post
    Exactly...
    Being chauvinistic is cool you know...

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    Bill Gates' wife does not give me the impression of being ISFj.
    Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit

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    What a pointless waste of time.

    Machintruc get a hobby, try knitting.
    ...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.

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    Bill Gates' wife does not give me the impression of being ISFj.
    So? Not like every relationship is a duality one.

    Yeah anyway kick those LIES in the butt, woohoooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by BulletsAndDoves View Post
    So? Not like every relationship is a duality one.

    Yeah anyway kick those LIES in the butt, woohoooo
    Except that Bill's wife is really ESI.

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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post
    WARNING : If you don't want to be offended please don't read this joke thread.

    LIE's are slackers who play workaholics, just in order to not appear as slackers.


    Oh man. So true. hahahah

    Edit: Well, at least the two I know well IRL.
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    hahahaha this is just amazing!

    except the getting money to get ESI chicks... thats pathetic! Just being ENTj will give get your dick wet everywhere you go (no joke) no need to do pathetic shit like that
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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post
    LIE's are obsessed with money. Not in the sense of posession (unlike types), but in the sense of movement. I mean, buying, selling and doing with money. Not just "having" money.

    LIE's are nerds. They like to use Information Technology a lot, just for the fun of it. They like to design useless software for niches, just because they have fun of making them.
    Good qualities.

    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post
    In fact, LIE's really care about their self-image. They're all liars (hence "LIE"). They like to appear good and to lick others' ass, just in order to get their ass licked in return. LIE's are also obsessed with receiving compliments. If you want to please a LIE dude/girl, give him a lot of compliments.


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    I have to admit. I was very offended.

    And I'm not even LIE.

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    Actually, I think that's a pretty good description, except that I don't care about software anymore.
    Obsequium amicos, veritas odium parit

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    omg so offend

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    Lol, why would a lie take offense to this??


    (pretty sure the esi's are going to feel slighted though ^^)

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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post
    Fuck LIE's, and fuck all those fuckin' Gamma fuckers !!! Gammas are useless !!!
    UGH SO MEAN!

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    is that supposed to offend?...


    the intj in my school are very often bullied by others much more stronger (sle,see), and the stereotype of "nerd" fits very well in the alpha NTs...
    the thing that i don't understand is that the gammas are useless, seriously?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abe View Post
    the thing that i don't understand is that the gammas are useless, seriously?
    This question may go unanswered. Machintruc isn't around any more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JWC3 View Post
    This question may go unanswered. Machintruc isn't around any more.
    yeah you a got a point..

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    I dig that avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abe View Post
    yeah you a got a point..
    Tbh, Gammas are not completely useless, they exist to correct Betas and keep them in check.
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