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    Default The Alpha thread of Epiphanies and Everyday Wisdom.

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    "It costs nothing to be nice, yet it means everything."
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    "at least i'm still alive"

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    A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, even if a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do six times an hour.
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    Sleep is healthy and is needed for optimum function of one's brain.
    Lack of sleep is not healthy and makes one wonder if one has a brain.
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!

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    SMOKING KILLS!
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat View Post
    SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!
    Hope you're ready for da next episode
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    At some point in your life all confusion will unfold to make everything consist of perfect sense in the most utterly undesirable and frustrating way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glamourama View Post
    wisdom? I think most people would agree that it would be wise to not set yourself up for heartbreak by falling for men that are much older than you are, with graying hair who probably do drugs because their dayjob sucks and they need to kill the pain. and there's two of them available, to boot.
    You may have stumbled onto some wisdom here. Hopefully you're taking that and using it.

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    Conflictors are not a clever idea. Oww my brain. I think all the Alpha merriment has left me today
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    Ain't nothing to it but to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehotelambush View Post
    Ain't nothing to it but to do it.
    I should get that tattooed across my forehead, though admittedly that would probably end up benefiting other people more than myself.
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carla View Post
    That sounds like work.
    yeah really. i get off my ass enough, but it still has got to be fun.

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    It was a slow night at work at the bowling alley tonight when a 6 year-old kid (a regular patron with a sweet tooth for lollipops and questions) came up to make conversation again:

    (Out of the blue)
    Kid: I think you want to be a kid.
    Me: What makes you say that?
    Kid: Grown-ups always want to be kids. And kids always want to be grown-ups. But not me. I want to be a kid.

    He then proceeded to ask me what the sign about alcohol being bad for pregnant women meant, and to complain about his annoying cousins, and to talk about how he had just shaken up a can of Diet Coke and was going to open it if his coin landed on heads... which it didn't, so he flipped several more times.
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    Ah, I remember bits and pieces of being a kid. I realized when I was 8 or 10 years old that it wasn't going to last. To return to a more innocent time...it's what makes life worth living. To return one must unlearn everything one knows, and unlearning is much harder than learning. It only happens at very special times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glamourama View Post
    wisdom? I think most people would agree that it would be wise to not set yourself up for heartbreak by falling for men that are much older than you are, with graying hair who probably do drugs because their dayjob sucks and they need to kill the pain. and there's two of them available, to boot.
    lol good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carla View Post
    "I'm really liking this lemon meringue pie."

    hahahah +++++

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elro View Post
    It was a slow night at work at the bowling alley tonight when a 6 year-old kid (a regular patron with a sweet tooth for lollipops and questions) came up to make conversation again:

    (Out of the blue)
    Kid: I think you want to be a kid.
    Me: What makes you say that?
    Kid: Grown-ups always want to be kids. And kids always want to be grown-ups. But not me. I want to be a kid.

    He then proceeded to ask me what the sign about alcohol being bad for pregnant women meant, and to complain about his annoying cousins, and to talk about how he had just shaken up a can of Diet Coke and was going to open it if his coin landed on heads... which it didn't, so he flipped several more times.
    LMAO! Keep an eye on this kid. He going to be famous some day.


    But I had me an epiphany today and had to tell my friend:

    "You know man I just realized. Clubs and stuff aint for me, dressing up and shit to go out. I prefer the smokey bar or strip club where the bartender has a glasseye and the stripper has a wooden leg."
    ILE

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    Be Polite. Be Professional. But always have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScanDave View Post
    LMAO! Keep an eye on this kid. He going to be famous some day.


    But I had me an epiphany today and had to tell my friend:

    "You know man I just realized. Clubs and stuff aint for me, dressing up and shit to go out. I prefer the smokey bar or strip club where the bartender has a glasseye and the stripper has a wooden leg."
    i thiink so too.. i prefer the place where the stripper may have a wooden leg and not be excluded.

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    No person is ever more dangerous than when they have nothing left to lose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bee View Post
    No person is ever more dangerous than when they have nothing left to lose.
    Leaving Alpha was the worst thing I ever did *tear*
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    Kam I <3 you and your echolalia. Come home!!
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    To quote Douglas Adams....

    "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so."
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    If you can't say anything nice, suggestion is the perfect instrument.

    Honesty is always the best policy, and your's just expired.

    Yes, I am making these up on the spot. I have some revenge to glean. You know what they say about a woman scorned...Medea was totally on to a winner *evil maniacal grin*
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