VERY offensive description of SLI-ISTp

[machintruc]

WARNING : If you don't want to be offended please don't read this joke thread.


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SLI's are shit. Like shit itself is SLI. I mean, excrements.

How can you recognise SLI's ? They look like SHIT. Literally. Their mirrors, LSE's, are pedophiles. SLI's are scatophiles. And not in a sexual meaning. I mean, not only they're shit, but they like shit, and to be in the shit.

All their lives are shit. All SLI's are hedonistic fatasses. Pretty much like SEI's. And, they're pushy assholes, like LSI's. You know, SLI's are SEI-ish LSI's, or LSI-ish SEI's. OK, that's a bit complicated.

SLI's usually look agreeable with others. They just look like autistic shit ; pretty much like ILI's, except that they lack the open-mindedness of ILI's. I mean, SLI's are narrow-minded shit.

SLI's are also very flexible. Narrow-minded flexible people. What the fuck. Do such people fuckin' exist ? They seemingly don't, except that SLI's fit to such description. They're flexible in the means that unlike LSI's, who strive to highen their status on their bureaucratic job, SLI's accomodate even to a low-rank bureaucratic job. And, they still look like bureauctats. I mean, ST = bureaucrat.

SLI's, like LSI's, drink cheap alcohol, fight in bars and beat their wives. You know why LSI's are bound to EIE's ? Then, assume that SLI's are bound to IEE's to the same reasons : IEE's are open-minded, naïve, and accomodating.

SLI's, unlike LSI's, are quite funny. Many comedians are SLI's. They often like earthy or morbid humour, and would even even laugh at children who lose limbs because of antipersonnel mines. That sounds scandalous, but if some SLI makes such joke, just forgive him or ignore him. He's not bad-intentioned, but autistic.

All SLI's are sex offenders. That's right : Delta = sex offender. Avoid them at all costs.

SLI's are misanthropic. They feel pretty well being alone watching TV. They look unapproachable because their look at others like you should go fuck yourself. Not only SLI's are shit, but SLI's are also fuck.

SLI's are assassins. They're often found in mafia gangs slaughtering innocent people just because their wives cheated with someone, without realising that their wives cheated just to have some relief from being beaten by their husbands. That proves that they're autistic shit.

E1: bureaucratic shit (because bureaucracy is shit)
E2: people-pleasing shit (like shit pleases people !?)
E3: lying shit (right, because lying is shit)
E4: autistic shit (because autism is shit by itself)
E5: nerdy shit (nerds are shit, because they're useless)
E6: shitty shit (right, because E6 is shit)
E7: retarded shit (with low IQ, which is shit)
E8: asshole shit (because shit comes from asshole)
E9: fatass shit (because Nines have fat asses which shit shit)

SLI = shit !

[jessica129]

Holy shit!

[Not A Communist Shill]

ISTps are also arsonists.

[xyz]

Excuse me, I would NEVER, EVER beat my wife.

Everything else is correct though.

[Sirena]

Excuse me, I would NEVER, EVER beat my wife.

Everything else is correct though.

Is that 'cus you don't have one though? Like if it doesn't apply, it doesn't count. Hehehe.

[Rubicon]

Excuse me, I would NEVER, EVER beat my wife.

Everything else is correct though.

You're ok with being an assassin and a sex offender, but not with being a wife-beater. Lol Something smells fishy...

[Not A Communist Shill]

You're ok with being an assassin and a sex offender, but not with being a wife-beater. Lol Something smells fishy...

It's not like you can get consent from dead bodies, though.

[xyz]

Is that 'cus you don't have one though? Like if it doesn't apply, it doesn't count. Hehehe.

Marry me?

You're ok with being an assassin and a sex offender, but not with being a wife-beater. Lol Something smells fishy...

Fe PoRL. Beating my wife, afterwards i'd have to deal with her crying and saying she hated me and shit. I like Fi.

[Rubicon]

Fe PoRL. Beating my wife, afterwards i'd have to deal with her crying and saying she hated me and shit. I like Fi.

I see. So smart SLIs don't beat their wives because they're thinking ahead to the consequences. Sinister motives at heart, so you're still SLI. Excellent.

[Sirena]

Marry me?

Hmmm, as tempting as that sounds I might still get an offer that doesn't involve using me as a punching bag as the reason. If not though, I know where to find you.

[xyz]

I see. So smart SLIs don't beat their wives because they're thinking ahead to the consequences. Sinister motives at heart, so you're still SLI. Excellent.

Well, I don't know how much "smart" has to do that particular thing, I just think someone down the line imbued me with Ne and told me of the negative posibilities of using my wife as a throw pillow.

Hmmm, as tempting as that sounds I might still get an offer that doesn't involve using me as a punching bag as the reason. If not though, I know where to find you.

And here I thought we'd wake up mornings eating mc donald's breakfast for the rest of our lives..

[Creepy-Cyclops]

Maybe I could marry Machintruc

[Sirena]

And here I thought we'd wake up mornings eating mc donald's breakfast for the rest of our lives..

LOL. Ok ok, as long as we have Wendy's for lunch. (wait a minute, did I just agree to a lifetime of physical abuse?)

[Not A Communist Shill]

Maybe I could marry Machintruc

A man cannot marry another man.

[marooned]

What will happen when you run out of types? (if you didn't just run out)

Perhaps you could then write the offensive subtype descriptions?

[Creepy-Cyclops]

A man cannot marry another man.

Maybe I just wanna beat him lol (J/K )

Yeah i'll stick to the chicks, oh wait.. Mc Donalds breakfast for two? Too expensive (SLI spendthrift.. Stay single Cyclops!)

[Sirena]

Mc Donalds breakfast for two? Too expensive (SLI spendthrift.. Stay single Cyclops!)

Excuse me?! You obviously haven't met an IEE yet. We're worth that and more!

[Creepy-Cyclops]

Excuse me?! You obviously haven't met an IEE yet. We're worth that and more!

how many "Micky Dees" are we talking here?

[JuJu]

A man cannot marry another man.

Greetings from Massachusetts, beautiful.

[Rubicon]

Only SLIs would use an offensive thread about themselves as a springboard for casual chit-chat and marriage proposals.

[Sirena]

how many "Micky Dees" are we talking here?

Nevermind, you couldn't handle it. Damn, is it too much to ask for some fast food in return for a beating?! Be reasonable.

[Creepy-Cyclops]

Nevermind, you couldn't handle it. Damn, is it too much to ask for some fast food in return for a beating?! Be reasonable.

Beating wife = SLI's need for exercise. Ahh, .. duality eh?

[Sirena]

Beating wife = SLI's need for exercise. Ahh, .. duality eh?

ENFps' need for food=Si seeking

[Creepy-Cyclops]

ENFps' need for food=Si seeking

Exactly! Beating = Exercise = Appetite. See this is your dual seeking function lol haha

[Not A Communist Shill]

What do Scottish people mean by the term "Big Mac"?

[Creepy-Cyclops]

What do Scottish people mean by the term "Big Mac"?

Auch, .. hawd yer weisht!

[xyz]

Only SLIs would use an offensive thread about themselves as a springboard for casual chit-chat and marriage proposals.

Of course, the socion does END with us, afterall.

Are you trying to Mac Beat my wife, Cyclops?

[Sirena]

Exactly! Beating = Exercise = Appetite. See this is your dual seeking function lol haha

HAHAHA. Shit, so basically it all comes down to this: I want to be beaten! Thanks for the epiphany. I feel so enlightened now.

[Creepy-Cyclops]

Of course, the socion does END with us, afterall.

Are you trying to Mac Beat my wife, Cyclops?

Mac Beat your wife? Um.. you can beat an egg, but ye cannae beat a ....

[Creepy-Cyclops]

HAHAHA. Shit, so basically it all comes down to this: I want to be beaten! Thanks for the epiphany. I feel so enlightened now.

Yeah, not only you gettin Si, but I worked it out logically using Te. Say thank you Cyclops!

[Sirena]

Of course, the socion does END with us, afterall.

Are you trying to Mac Beat my wife, Cyclops?

Yes, he is. Stand up for me! Tell him only YOU can beat me.

[Sirena]

Yeah, not only you gettin Si, but I worked it out logically using Te. Say thank you Cyclops!

Brilliant! Damn, I love my duals. (I think you've proven once and for all that you guys are wicked indeed....and of course, SHIT)

[Rubicon]

I want an LII description so I can die in peace. Then all would be right with the world.

[xyz]

We are SHIT.

Cyclops, we can work on a rotating schedule.

[Creepy-Cyclops]

We are SHIT.

Cyclops, we can work on a rotating schedule.

Yeah man lets tag team her

[Sirena]

We are SHIT.

Cyclops, we can work on a rotating schedule.

Yeah man lets tag team her

I would accept, only it would mean twice the beatings. And come on, even and ENFp couldn't handle that.

[Creepy-Cyclops]

We are SHIT

Cyclops, we can work on a rotating schedule.

Yeah man lets tag team her

I would accept, only it would mean twice the beatings. And come on, even and ENFp couldn't handle that.

Wait .. We're still talking about beatings

[Sirena]

Wait .. We're still talking about beatings

Yes, my logic has failed me. What logic?! I give up.

[Creepy-Cyclops]

Yes, my logic has failed me. What logic?! I give up.

Um nothing, it's ok

[Sirena]

Um nothing, it's ok

Yeah, give me back my . Neither one of you deserve it for wanting to share the beatings. I mean, a girl needs to feel special, ya know. Moving on to the next SLI.