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    SLI's are shit. Like shit itself is SLI. I mean, excrements.

    How can you recognise SLI's ? They look like SHIT. Literally. Their mirrors, LSE's, are pedophiles. SLI's are scatophiles. And not in a sexual meaning. I mean, not only they're shit, but they like shit, and to be in the shit.

    All their lives are shit. All SLI's are hedonistic fatasses. Pretty much like SEI's. And, they're pushy assholes, like LSI's. You know, SLI's are SEI-ish LSI's, or LSI-ish SEI's. OK, that's a bit complicated.

    SLI's usually look agreeable with others. They just look like autistic shit ; pretty much like ILI's, except that they lack the open-mindedness of ILI's. I mean, SLI's are narrow-minded shit.

    SLI's are also very flexible. Narrow-minded flexible people. What the fuck. Do such people fuckin' exist ? They seemingly don't, except that SLI's fit to such description. They're flexible in the means that unlike LSI's, who strive to highen their status on their bureaucratic job, SLI's accomodate even to a low-rank bureaucratic job. And, they still look like bureauctats. I mean, ST = bureaucrat.

    SLI's, like LSI's, drink cheap alcohol, fight in bars and beat their wives. You know why LSI's are bound to EIE's ? Then, assume that SLI's are bound to IEE's to the same reasons : IEE's are open-minded, naïve, and accomodating.

    SLI's, unlike LSI's, are quite funny. Many comedians are SLI's. They often like earthy or morbid humour, and would even even laugh at children who lose limbs because of antipersonnel mines. That sounds scandalous, but if some SLI makes such joke, just forgive him or ignore him. He's not bad-intentioned, but autistic.

    All SLI's are sex offenders. That's right : Delta = sex offender. Avoid them at all costs.

    SLI's are misanthropic. They feel pretty well being alone watching TV. They look unapproachable because their look at others like you should go fuck yourself. Not only SLI's are shit, but SLI's are also fuck.

    SLI's are assassins. They're often found in mafia gangs slaughtering innocent people just because their wives cheated with someone, without realising that their wives cheated just to have some relief from being beaten by their husbands. That proves that they're autistic shit.

    E1: bureaucratic shit (because bureaucracy is shit)
    E2: people-pleasing shit (like shit pleases people !?)
    E3: lying shit (right, because lying is shit)
    E4: autistic shit (because autism is shit by itself)
    E5: nerdy shit (nerds are shit, because they're useless)
    E6: shitty shit (right, because E6 is shit)
    E7: retarded shit (with low IQ, which is shit)
    E8: asshole shit (because shit comes from asshole)
    E9: fatass shit (because Nines have fat asses which shit shit)

    SLI = shit !

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    Holy shit!

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    ISTps are also arsonists.
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    Excuse me, I would NEVER, EVER beat my wife.

    Everything else is correct though.
    "Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities..."

    - Voltaire

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    Excuse me, I would NEVER, EVER beat my wife.

    Everything else is correct though.
    Is that 'cus you don't have one though? Like if it doesn't apply, it doesn't count. Hehehe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    Excuse me, I would NEVER, EVER beat my wife.

    Everything else is correct though.
    You're ok with being an assassin and a sex offender, but not with being a wife-beater. Lol Something smells fishy...
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    You're ok with being an assassin and a sex offender, but not with being a wife-beater. Lol Something smells fishy...
    It's not like you can get consent from dead bodies, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by qbsirena06 View Post
    Is that 'cus you don't have one though? Like if it doesn't apply, it doesn't count. Hehehe.
    Marry me?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    You're ok with being an assassin and a sex offender, but not with being a wife-beater. Lol Something smells fishy...
    Fe PoRL. Beating my wife, afterwards i'd have to deal with her crying and saying she hated me and shit. I like Fi.
    "Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    Fe PoRL. Beating my wife, afterwards i'd have to deal with her crying and saying she hated me and shit. I like Fi.
    I see. So smart SLIs don't beat their wives because they're thinking ahead to the consequences. Sinister motives at heart, so you're still SLI. Excellent.
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    Marry me?
    Hmmm, as tempting as that sounds I might still get an offer that doesn't involve using me as a punching bag as the reason. If not though, I know where to find you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    I see. So smart SLIs don't beat their wives because they're thinking ahead to the consequences. Sinister motives at heart, so you're still SLI. Excellent.
    Well, I don't know how much "smart" has to do that particular thing, I just think someone down the line imbued me with Ne and told me of the negative posibilities of using my wife as a throw pillow.

    Quote Originally Posted by qbsirena06 View Post
    Hmmm, as tempting as that sounds I might still get an offer that doesn't involve using me as a punching bag as the reason. If not though, I know where to find you.
    And here I thought we'd wake up mornings eating mc donald's breakfast for the rest of our lives..
    "Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities..."

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    Maybe I could marry Machintruc

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post

    And here I thought we'd wake up mornings eating mc donald's breakfast for the rest of our lives..
    LOL. Ok ok, as long as we have Wendy's for lunch. (wait a minute, did I just agree to a lifetime of physical abuse?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    Maybe I could marry Machintruc
    A man cannot marry another man.
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    What will happen when you run out of types? (if you didn't just run out)

    Perhaps you could then write the offensive subtype descriptions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subterranean View Post
    A man cannot marry another man.
    Maybe I just wanna beat him lol (J/K )

    Yeah i'll stick to the chicks, oh wait.. Mc Donalds breakfast for two? Too expensive (SLI spendthrift.. Stay single Cyclops!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    Mc Donalds breakfast for two? Too expensive (SLI spendthrift.. Stay single Cyclops!)
    Excuse me?! You obviously haven't met an IEE yet. We're worth that and more!

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    Quote Originally Posted by qbsirena06 View Post
    Excuse me?! You obviously haven't met an IEE yet. We're worth that and more!
    how many "Micky Dees" are we talking here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subterranean View Post
    A man cannot marry another man.
    Greetings from Massachusetts, beautiful.

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    Only SLIs would use an offensive thread about themselves as a springboard for casual chit-chat and marriage proposals.
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    how many "Micky Dees" are we talking here?
    Nevermind, you couldn't handle it. Damn, is it too much to ask for some fast food in return for a beating?! Be reasonable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qbsirena06 View Post
    Nevermind, you couldn't handle it. Damn, is it too much to ask for some fast food in return for a beating?! Be reasonable.
    Beating wife = SLI's need for exercise. Ahh, .. duality eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    Beating wife = SLI's need for exercise. Ahh, .. duality eh?
    ENFps' need for food=Si seeking

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    Quote Originally Posted by qbsirena06 View Post
    ENFps' need for food=Si seeking
    Exactly! Beating = Exercise = Appetite. See this is your dual seeking function lol haha

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    What do Scottish people mean by the term "Big Mac"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subterranean View Post
    What do Scottish people mean by the term "Big Mac"?
    Auch, .. hawd yer weisht!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    Only SLIs would use an offensive thread about themselves as a springboard for casual chit-chat and marriage proposals.
    Of course, the socion does END with us, afterall.

    Are you trying to Mac Beat my wife, Cyclops?
    "Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    Exactly! Beating = Exercise = Appetite. See this is your dual seeking function lol haha
    HAHAHA. Shit, so basically it all comes down to this: I want to be beaten! Thanks for the epiphany. I feel so enlightened now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    Of course, the socion does END with us, afterall.

    Are you trying to Mac Beat my wife, Cyclops?
    Mac Beat your wife? Um.. you can beat an egg, but ye cannae beat a ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by qbsirena06 View Post
    HAHAHA. Shit, so basically it all comes down to this: I want to be beaten! Thanks for the epiphany. I feel so enlightened now.
    Yeah, not only you gettin Si, but I worked it out logically using Te. Say thank you Cyclops!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    Of course, the socion does END with us, afterall.

    Are you trying to Mac Beat my wife, Cyclops?
    Yes, he is. Stand up for me! Tell him only YOU can beat me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    Yeah, not only you gettin Si, but I worked it out logically using Te. Say thank you Cyclops!
    Brilliant! Damn, I love my duals. (I think you've proven once and for all that you guys are wicked indeed....and of course, SHIT)

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    I want an LII description so I can die in peace. Then all would be right with the world.
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    We are SHIT.

    Cyclops, we can work on a rotating schedule.
    "Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities..."

    - Voltaire

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    We are SHIT.

    Cyclops, we can work on a rotating schedule.
    Yeah man lets tag team her

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    We are SHIT.

    Cyclops, we can work on a rotating schedule.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    Yeah man lets tag team her
    I would accept, only it would mean twice the beatings. And come on, even and ENFp couldn't handle that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lokivanguard
    We are SHIT

    Cyclops, we can work on a rotating schedule.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    Yeah man lets tag team her
    Quote Originally Posted by qbsirena06 View Post
    I would accept, only it would mean twice the beatings. And come on, even and ENFp couldn't handle that.
    Wait .. We're still talking about beatings

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    Wait .. We're still talking about beatings
    Yes, my logic has failed me. What logic?! I give up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qbsirena06 View Post
    Yes, my logic has failed me. What logic?! I give up.
    Um nothing, it's ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    Um nothing, it's ok
    Yeah, give me back my . Neither one of you deserve it for wanting to share the beatings. I mean, a girl needs to feel special, ya know. Moving on to the next SLI.

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