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    Default I stole some hot dogs

    from my coworker. She's fat. She doesn't need them. They even have little bits of cheese inside! I tell ya, why spend money on food when you can just steal??!

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    LMFAO

    I find this post hilarious, as it has the same insouciant tone as that one before about hitting the pedestrian.

    Keep it up!
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    Everything taste better when it's stolen.

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    Cheddar brats omg...marry me (preferably before you eat them all)?
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    We loved so many, yet hated so much,
    We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

    Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
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    It's official: ESTp makes a Se statement and the beta NFs gather to applaud. Jessica, face the truth: you are BETA!

    I don't usually feel the urge to slap my dual around the room for being an asshole, lol.
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    Gilly says i'm ISTJ and it saddens me greatly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    Gilly says i'm ISTJ and it saddens me greatly.
    You should rejoice: he wants you to be his dual!
    “Let us forget with generosity those who cannot love us”
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    Gilly, you're ENFJ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica29
    Gilly, you're ENFJ?
    That's this week's conclusion.
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    I can't wait for Joy to get at this post.

    "You're screwed up. You're a sociopath who steals hot-dogs and tries to kill pedestrians. You need help. A sociopath tried to kill my sister. You're a sociopath. Socipaths steal and try to kill people. You're a sociopath. You're a sociopath. You're a socipath."

    I'm not a sociopath, I'm just hungry. Good times. WTF is it possible to still be intoxicated after 12 hours of not drinking? Oh yeah, never roam the streets of chicago alone and drunk at 1am. lolz

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    LMFAO once again
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    I can't wait for Joy to get at this post.

    "You're screwed up. You're a sociopath who steals hot-dogs and tries to kill pedestrians. You need help. A sociopath tried to kill my sister. You're a sociopath. Socipaths steal and try to kill people. You're a sociopath. You're a sociopath. You're a socipath."

    I'm not a sociopath, I'm just hungry. Good times. WTF is it possible to still be intoxicated after 12 hours of not drinking? Oh yeah, never roam the streets of chicago alone and drunk at 1am. lolz
    I will save Joy the trouble and say that stealing someone's food and saying she doesn't need it is fucked up and disgusting. I don't know if you are a sociopath, but it certainly makes you a bitch.
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    lol, but she's FAT. I think she owes me a thank you, actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129
    lol, but she's FAT. I think she owes me a thank you, actually.
    LOL. I actually agree completely. you can't latch onto illusory externally defined morals like "stealing is wrong", as if this static concept holds true 100% of the time. Jessica would be more of a bitch if she made fun of the lady for being fat, or stole her salad. But she saved D4 BITCH! She saved her 600 calories and 15g saturated fat. Ok, so maybe it wasn't her place. nonetheless, it's fuckin hilarious haha
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    lol, hey the way i look at it is anything in a community fridge is free for the taking. Unless you got some super sealed tuperware with your name on it, maaaaybe i wont steal your food. But all bets are off when i'm hungover, hungry and poor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    lol, hey the way i look at it is anything in a community fridge is free for the taking. Unless you got some super sealed tuperware with your name on it, maaaaybe i wont steal your food. But all bets are off when i'm hungover, hungry and poor.
    Yeah, when you hate yourself and have zero self-respect, it's hard to care about other people's property.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129's alter ego View Post
    Fat people r cool.
    Someone stole my milk from the 'free for all' student fridge the other day, so I'm going to take it out on you, Jessica. What do I have to do? Write my name and phone number on it? But if someone's going to steal milk, they're probably pretty poor, so it doesn't bother me so much. You, on the other hand, should be ashamed of yourself.
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    lol enough with the moralism ppl...she took someone else's property, yes...but at least it benefitted the person in some way lol...would u be mad if I stole crack from an addict? maybe that would be the day they quit cold shoulder lolz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by strrrng View Post
    lol enough with the moralism ppl...she took someone else's property, yes...but at least it benefitted the person in some way lol...would u be mad if I stole crack from an addict? maybe that would be the day they quit cold shoulder lolz.
    You should never steal crack from a crack addict... they will knife you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall
    You should never steal crack from a crack addict... they will knife you.
    what if I steal their knife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by strrrng View Post
    lol enough with the moralism ppl...she took someone else's property, yes...but at least it benefitted the person in some way lol...would u be mad if I stole crack from an addict? maybe that would be the day they quit cold shoulder lolz.
    Whatever makes you feel better about stealing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem
    Whatever makes you feel better about stealing.
    It's not about feeling better. Who's to say I should feel bad in the first place? Don't act as if these external doctrines are all-encompassing truths. Explain why stealing is inherently bad, other than the fact that it doesn't propagate survival (which seems to be, largely in part, the basis for many ethical codes).
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    When I saw this listed in Anything Goes, I somehow knew that the thread had been posted by Jessica.

    Kim is right, the response you received from the Fe creative types in this thread is very telling. Jessica, congratulations. You are SLE. (LSI is possible, but I think SLE is much more likely, no matter how reclusive you say you are.)
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    Come to think of it, I should start stealing their food on a more regular basis seeing as they're all obese. No need for diets, jessica to the rescue!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joy View Post
    When I saw this listed in Anything Goes, I somehow knew that the thread had been posted by Jessica.

    Kim is right, the response you received from the Fe creative types in this thread is very telling. Jessica, congratulations. You are SLE. (LSI is possible, but I think SLE is much more likely, no matter how reclusive you say you are.)
    I would make one horrible SLE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joy
    When I saw this listed in Anything Goes, I somehow knew that the thread had been posted by Jessica.

    Kim is right, the response you received from the Fe creative types in this thread is very telling. Jessica, congratulations. You are SLE. (LSI is possible, but I think SLE is much more likely, no matter how reclusive you say you are.)
    Jessica's my dual?? yay!!! now we can join forces and never go hungry. She'll provide the hotdogs, I'll provide the sodas.

    I didn't want to say anything before, but I knew Joy would take this stance. It as if by doing so, she is inadvertantly trying to prove that she is some noble, moral Fi valuer lol. oddly enough, discojoe did the same thing.

    Let's note that I wasn't praising Jessica for her action. you could say I was arguing the Ti principle of it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessica129
    Come to think of it, I should start stealing their food on a more regular basis seeing as they're all obese. No need for diets, jessica to the rescue!
    lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by strrrng View Post
    It's not about feeling better. Who's to say I should feel bad in the first place? Don't act as if these external doctrines are all-encompassing truths. Explain why stealing is inherently bad, other than the fact that it doesn't propagate survival (which seems to be, largely in part, the basis for many ethical codes).
    -It's dishonest and cowardly. If you're that poor, why don't you swallow your pride and ask someone for something.
    -It creates feelings of mistrust, which is a relationship killer.
    -It's hypocritical. Unless of course you're happy with people taking your possessions at their whim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem
    -It's dishonest and cowardly. If you're that poor, why don't you swallow your pride and ask someone for something.
    cowardly? pride? what are you trying to imply here? sounds like another assumption

    Quote Originally Posted by Jem
    -It creates feelings of mistrust, which is a relationship killer.
    Ok, that makes sense. And since most people care about relationships, it's pretty valid.


    Quote Originally Posted by Jem
    -It's hypocritical. Unless of course you're happy with people taking your possessions at their whim.
    this assumes that the "golden rule" is right. I frankly don't care whether or not someone tries to steal my shit. I think fear/respect is a better way to protect against such a thing than some kindergarten moral code.

    go ahead, call me a sociopath lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by strrrng View Post
    this assumes that the "golden rule" is right. I frankly don't care whether or not someone tries to steal my shit. I think fear/respect is a better way to protect against such a thing than some kindergarten moral code.
    If everyone thought like you, we'd soon be reduced to fighting it out like animals. The strongest survives eh? What about people who don't command fear or respect? Too bad for them?

    What would you do if you caught someone breaking into your house? "Sorry mate - nice try - better luck next time"?

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    Shut up strrrng. You have the common sense and maturity of a child. Go be Mini Ashton somewhere else.

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    You should take the next step and start mugging hotdog venders

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem
    If everyone thought like you, we'd soon be reduced to fighting it out like animals. The strongest survives eh? What about people who don't command fear or respect? Too bad for them?

    What would you do if you caught someone breaking into your house? "Sorry mate - nice try - better luck next time"?

    Question mark city.
    Like I said, I was primarily arguing the principle. You kind of just proved it anyway, because you said "if everyone thought like this, then this would happen," which implies morals are primarily there to keep the peace...aid survival, as I said earlier. If I caught someone breaking into my house? what do you think I would do lol...fight...obviously if they have a gun, you have to be smarter and call the cops and hope they come....but otherwise...lol

    Quote Originally Posted by discojoe
    Shut up strrrng. You have the common sense and maturity of a child. Go be Mini Ashton somewhere else.
    lol, hiding behind the terms that have been embedded into your mind by society? How am I mini ashton? because he chooses to question those things as well? or is it because he's not magnanimous enough for the awesome Fi valuers like you and Joy??
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    Quote Originally Posted by BG
    You should take the next step and start mugging hotdog venders
    that has a real GTA IV feel to it...lol...
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    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    You guys, I don't think Jessica is Delta. She's too un-principled. She must be a Beta. Probably ESTp like Joy says. That's the only logical assumption here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strrrng View Post
    I didn't want to say anything before, but I knew Joy would take this stance. It as if by doing so, she is inadvertantly trying to prove that she is some noble, moral Fi valuer lol. oddly enough, discojoe did the same thing.
    There are plenty of Fe/Ti people who don't steal other people's food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joy
    There are plenty of Fe/Ti people who don't steal other people's food.
    then why did you bring it up? just to prove that she was beta?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    from my coworker. She's fat. She doesn't need them. They even have little bits of cheese inside! I tell ya, why spend money on food when you can just steal??!
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