Greetings my good Deltas,
This is a message from your friend Alpha informing you of a few changes that will be taking place in order to make our world a more beautiful and productive realm of living. I'm pleased to inform you that the Gamma pest problem is being taken care of as we speak and soon enough we will no longer have to deal with their ridiculous Ni/Se way of thinking. We Alpha's understand that this manner of living is absurd unless it is properly balanced with Ti/Fe. We in the Alpha quadra will be acting as mediators between you and our friends the Beta's. We simply ask that you co-operate so that we can keep conflict to a minimum and can keep the Beta's adequately subdued.
You may be wondering what your role will be in this new world order. We Alphas recognize your concern for being industrious members of society, so we have magnanimously allowed for you to fill that roll. You will be enlisted for all the productive/uninteresting tasks and manual labour that you enjoy and will be fed well so long as you complete your work in a timely and satisfactory manner. We promise to promote a peaceful haven for your productive whims so long as you do exactly what we say and never argue. In the case of unsatisfactory work or productivity, you will be beaten, but we feel this is only in your best interests since you will ultimately be encouraged to strive to your full potential as Deltas. We won't remind you of your inferior state of existence too often either, that's just cruel, and we understand the Ne/Fi desire to keep things just and peaceful. If you demonstrate exceptional obedience, you may be promoted to the glories of the Alpha Si Harem. Good times will be had, in the best Alpha fashion.
That is all. If you will calmly form a line to my left, we will equip you with the latest Alpha NT innovations in sla- I mean worker's security. Not to worry, it's merely a precaution for our mutual benefit. You won't even notice it as long as you follow my instructions exactly.
Thank you for your co-operation,