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    Greetings my good Deltas,

    This is a message from your friend Alpha informing you of a few changes that will be taking place in order to make our world a more beautiful and productive realm of living. I'm pleased to inform you that the Gamma pest problem is being taken care of as we speak and soon enough we will no longer have to deal with their ridiculous Ni/Se way of thinking. We Alpha's understand that this manner of living is absurd unless it is properly balanced with Ti/Fe. We in the Alpha quadra will be acting as mediators between you and our friends the Beta's. We simply ask that you co-operate so that we can keep conflict to a minimum and can keep the Beta's adequately subdued.

    You may be wondering what your role will be in this new world order. We Alphas recognize your concern for being industrious members of society, so we have magnanimously allowed for you to fill that roll. You will be enlisted for all the productive/uninteresting tasks and manual labour that you enjoy and will be fed well so long as you complete your work in a timely and satisfactory manner. We promise to promote a peaceful haven for your productive whims so long as you do exactly what we say and never argue. In the case of unsatisfactory work or productivity, you will be beaten, but we feel this is only in your best interests since you will ultimately be encouraged to strive to your full potential as Deltas. We won't remind you of your inferior state of existence too often either, that's just cruel, and we understand the Ne/Fi desire to keep things just and peaceful. If you demonstrate exceptional obedience, you may be promoted to the glories of the Alpha Si Harem. Good times will be had, in the best Alpha fashion.

    That is all. If you will calmly form a line to my left, we will equip you with the latest Alpha NT innovations in sla- I mean worker's security. Not to worry, it's merely a precaution for our mutual benefit. You won't even notice it as long as you follow my instructions exactly.

    Thank you for your co-operation,

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    You know this sounded pretty good until you told us to start slaving for security (and the beating consequences)


    Yeah i'm gonna have to say fuck you on that.


    Edit: We can reach a compromise if we can beat the living crap out of Alpha members for contributing absolutely worthless or less than worthless ideas to us.
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    Now, now, there's nothing to concern yourself about. There's no slavery involved here, just communal living with everyone doing what they do best. If you work hard, we promise our SEI's will take care of you. The security part keeps you safe as well as us. No harm no foul.

    And you liked the idea until the beating part, so you have nothing to worry about. You won't be beaten unless you do something uncouth, like telling your Alpha superior to fuck off. I've been quite reasonable and judicious, that kind of language is simply inappropriate. *takes down LokiV's name* Unruly Delta, needs Beta Se attention...

    Now where were we.

    EDIT: There is no compromise; between the Alphas and Betas we have both genius, drive and numbers.
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    See, you make the mistake of thinking all of our members like being subservient. While some of our members can handle being leaders quite well, absolutely none of us like answering to anyone.

    It's quite humorous, you being my superior. I don't think you could handle me.

    Maybe it's us Deltas using our superior practical skills who should build a fortress you Alphas can't get out of. Yes, that's quite forseeable.

    I don't like this agreement.
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    Oh, I hardly see Deltas as naturally subservient. My father is an LSE after all. We Alphas are just looking to get what we want, and the Betas have been the first to offer us a tenable agreement to suit the parties involved. Of course, if the Deltas are willing to offer us an even better plan, I'm all ears.
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    I have a meeting to go to. We shall discuss this important matter in a few hours.
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    Most excellent. I will put together a list of Alpha's essential requirements.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn0good View Post
    If you work hard, we promise our SEI's will take care of you.
    Please don't say I have to cook for the likes of LV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    I don't like this agreement.
    You said agreement! He agrees!
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    Change of plan. Beta's are getting cocky. It's time for them to go.
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    Betas will ultimately be exterminated. If you are Beta you would be wise to change to the ways of Alpha or Delta.

    Deltas requirements: We can do the work you deem "unpleasant" (because in reality we actually enjoy it) while you Alphas keep us ahead of any technologies, research, and ongoing danger. How does that sound?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allie View Post
    Since people have typed me has a member of all the quadras, I think I'm the only one who's capable of being fair and justified to the whole socion.

    Make me mod, whoever ends up winning this thing...

    And I'd just like to say, that I, did not have, sexual relations with that woman.
    maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
    maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
    go ask the frog what the scorpion knows

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    ^ this is why I wanna keep Alpha.
    "Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    ^ this is why I wanna keep Alpha.
    BECAUSE OF MEEEEE LUIS????

    Quote Originally Posted by Elro View Post
    You said agreement! He agrees!
    maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
    maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
    go ask the frog what the scorpion knows

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    This sounds fair. I will be the brains if you will be the brawn. It has been agreed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn0good View Post
    This sounds fair. I will be the brains if you will be the brawn. It has been agreed.
    I don't know. You were a little quick to sell out your beta comrades. I smell trickery!
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    Your avatar is awesome munenori! :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    Your avatar is awesome munenori! :-)
    Another reason to preserve the Delta race.
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    Nonsense. There is no trickery here. I've already back-stabbed the betas for trying to renege on our deal. Delta's have too much honour for that, so there shouldn't be a problem.

    The world would be a shitty place with only Alphas or only Deltas. But together we can live in perfect harmony. Equal sides to a balancing scale.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn0good View Post
    Nonsense. There is no trickery here. I've already back-stabbed the betas for trying to renege on our deal. Delta's have too much honour for that, so there shouldn't be a problem.

    The world would be a shitty place with only Alphas or only Deltas. But together we can live in perfect harmony. Equal sides to a balancing scale.
    Is...is that some Ti?? It makes too much sense! Argh, your logic has bested me once again, mn000oooooo....[munenori is sucked back into his magic lamp where he awaits, once again, for some future unsuspecting victim]

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    Nice one Jem

    The agreement has been settled then, Vero.


    But if you break it... We'll break you.
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    Not to worry. I'll be too busy reaping the benefits of not having to deal with that pesky productivity you Delta's enjoy. I'll melt back into my NT cave.

    btw, that is an awesome avatar, Mune.
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    We never agreed that we'd willingly give you ALL of the benefits of our productivity. You trade us some innovations and you'll get your productivity.
    "Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities..."

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    But of course. This is a relationship of mutual benefit. You do what you do best, I do what I do best, and everything will work out smoothly.
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    Deal.

    I think this will work out alright.

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    I don't know how to put this but um...



    I'm kind of a big deal.

    Quote Originally Posted by mn0good View Post
    We Alphas are just looking to get what we want, and the Betas have been the first to offer us a tenable agreement to suit the parties involved. Of course, if the Deltas are willing to offer us an even better plan, I'm all ears.
    I will be composing an official response to Alpha after I get off of work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allie View Post
    BECAUSE OF MEEEEE LUIS????
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn0good View Post
    Greetings my good Deltas,

    This is a message from your friend Alpha informing you of a few changes that will be taking place in order to make our world a more beautiful and productive realm of living. I'm pleased to inform you that the Gamma pest problem is being taken care of as we speak and soon enough we will no longer have to deal with their ridiculous Ni/Se way of thinking. We Alpha's understand that this manner of living is absurd unless it is properly balanced with Ti/Fe. We in the Alpha quadra will be acting as mediators between you and our friends the Beta's. We simply ask that you co-operate so that we can keep conflict to a minimum and can keep the Beta's adequately subdued.

    You may be wondering what your role will be in this new world order. We Alphas recognize your concern for being industrious members of society, so we have magnanimously allowed for you to fill that roll. You will be enlisted for all the productive/uninteresting tasks and manual labour that you enjoy and will be fed well so long as you complete your work in a timely and satisfactory manner. We promise to promote a peaceful haven for your productive whims so long as you do exactly what we say and never argue. In the case of unsatisfactory work or productivity, you will be beaten, but we feel this is only in your best interests since you will ultimately be encouraged to strive to your full potential as Deltas. We won't remind you of your inferior state of existence too often either, that's just cruel, and we understand the Ne/Fi desire to keep things just and peaceful. If you demonstrate exceptional obedience, you may be promoted to the glories of the Alpha Si Harem. Good times will be had, in the best Alpha fashion.

    That is all. If you will calmly form a line to my left, we will equip you with the latest Alpha NT innovations in sla- I mean worker's security. Not to worry, it's merely a precaution for our mutual benefit. You won't even notice it as long as you follow my instructions exactly.

    Thank you for your co-operation,

    Alpha
    This reminds me of the caste system in Brave New World (you just need some epsilons).

    Quote Originally Posted by mn0good View Post
    Now, now, there's nothing to concern yourself about. There's no slavery involved here, just communal living with everyone doing what they do best.
    The rest of you remind me of Animal Farm (Betas are like pigs and dogs, Deltas are like horses and sheep, and Alphas are like every other type of animal; the only Gammas are humans).

    *Only a communist would see Gammas as pests.
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    Your biggest problem is convincing delta why we need you, at all?
    But I suppose that was the whole reason of this message, to make it seem like Deltas had to react to you. In reality, alphas are the baby quadra, and without the elder quadras, you'd never get fed. You'd just sit on your butt and think sweet nothings.

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    That's right, UDP. We're your fountain of youth. Without us you age perpetually and sink into mid-life misery. You need us to remind you how intelligent and excellent you are, otherwise you'd all have to compete.
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    Youth, skill and treachery overcome old age. I believe I can check treachery on my list of skills.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn0good View Post
    That's right, UDP. We're your fountain of youth. Without us you age perpetually and sink into mid-life misery. You need us to remind you how intelligent and excellent you are, otherwise you'd all have to compete.
    Mid-life crises? Pish-Posh. Delta's don't have those; they skip mid-life entirely. Don't you know? We go straight from Huggies to Depends. This may not sound ideal, but it IS practical. (We only have to adjust once to diaper burn.)
    Anyway, you Alphas need us to remind you that the wheel already exists so that you don't spend all your time re-inventing it. Now get back to work figuring out how to make artificial sunlight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mn0good View Post
    Greetings my good Deltas,

    This is a message from your friend Alpha informing you of a few changes that will be taking place in order to make our world a more beautiful and productive realm of living. I'm pleased to inform you that the Gamma pest problem is being taken care of as we speak and soon enough we will no longer have to deal with their ridiculous Ni/Se way of thinking. We Alpha's understand that this manner of living is absurd unless it is properly balanced with Ti/Fe. We in the Alpha quadra will be acting as mediators between you and our friends the Beta's. We simply ask that you co-operate so that we can keep conflict to a minimum and can keep the Beta's adequately subdued.

    You may be wondering what your role will be in this new world order. We Alphas recognize your concern for being industrious members of society, so we have magnanimously allowed for you to fill that roll. You will be enlisted for all the productive/uninteresting tasks and manual labour that you enjoy and will be fed well so long as you complete your work in a timely and satisfactory manner. We promise to promote a peaceful haven for your productive whims so long as you do exactly what we say and never argue. In the case of unsatisfactory work or productivity, you will be beaten, but we feel this is only in your best interests since you will ultimately be encouraged to strive to your full potential as Deltas. We won't remind you of your inferior state of existence too often either, that's just cruel, and we understand the Ne/Fi desire to keep things just and peaceful. If you demonstrate exceptional obedience, you may be promoted to the glories of the Alpha Si Harem. Good times will be had, in the best Alpha fashion.

    That is all. If you will calmly form a line to my left, we will equip you with the latest Alpha NT innovations in sla- I mean worker's security. Not to worry, it's merely a precaution for our mutual benefit. You won't even notice it as long as you follow my instructions exactly.

    Thank you for your co-operation,

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    How about operation SHUT THE FUCK UP
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    Quote Originally Posted by thePirate View Post
    How about operation SHUT THE FUCK UP

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    Quote Originally Posted by thePirate View Post
    How about operation SHUT THE FUCK UP
    I like ENFp's because they are so sensitive and they appreciate everybody. Alpha and delta foh eva!
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    Can I do the interior decorating and event planning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by look.to.the.sky View Post
    Can I do the interior decorating and event planning?
    Beats me doing it for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thePirate View Post
    How about operation SHUT THE FUCK UP
    that's my identical!!

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