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    Default Masturbation (not to offend!)

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    Your post angelalala is one great tangential masturbation.
    “Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    You've done yourself a huge favor developmentally by mustering the balls to do something really fucking scary... in about the most vulnerable situation possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allie View Post
    What the fuck?
    Seriously. LOL.

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    you all capture my sentiments exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allie View Post
    What the fuck?
    She's just masturbating over us. And I like it.
    “Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    You've done yourself a huge favor developmentally by mustering the balls to do something really fucking scary... in about the most vulnerable situation possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelalala View Post
    you both capture my sentiments exactly.
    We are 3 honey. Masturbation fucks up your sight.
    “Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    You've done yourself a huge favor developmentally by mustering the balls to do something really fucking scary... in about the most vulnerable situation possible.

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    @Winterpark: I like guavas too! I was just eating one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qbsirena06 View Post
    @Winterpark: I like guavas too! I was just eating one.
    I want your guava, babe!
    “Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    You've done yourself a huge favor developmentally by mustering the balls to do something really fucking scary... in about the most vulnerable situation possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winterpark View Post
    I want your guava, babe!
    Sorry, already ate it. Maybe next time (maybe not).

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    Why is this topic in the Alpha quadra? This is most offending.
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    Why is this topic in the Alpha quadra?
    Because Alphas masturbate the most. Duh...
    “Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    You've done yourself a huge favor developmentally by mustering the balls to do something really fucking scary... in about the most vulnerable situation possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winterpark View Post
    Because Alphas masturbate the most. Duh...
    My question was rhetorical. I'm offended that you answered it.
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    My question was rhetorical. I'm offended that you answered it.
    Be offended then, I don't care.
    “Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    You've done yourself a huge favor developmentally by mustering the balls to do something really fucking scary... in about the most vulnerable situation possible.

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    This makes me want to cover my virginal eyes with my virginal hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winterpark View Post
    Be offended then, I don't care.
    Lighten up.
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    Haha... I wish I was better at reading sarcasm...

    on a side note, I would kill for guava right now. All the sweet delicious texture. Mhm Fabulous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    Lighten up.
    I am already burning just by looking at your avatar.
    “Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    You've done yourself a huge favor developmentally by mustering the balls to do something really fucking scary... in about the most vulnerable situation possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelalala View Post
    Haha... I wish I was better at reading sarcasm...

    on a side note, I would kill for guava right now. All the sweet delicious texture. Mhm Fabulous
    Oh, I just had one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by qbsirena06 View Post
    Oh, I just had one!
    Don't repeat yourself darling.
    “Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    You've done yourself a huge favor developmentally by mustering the balls to do something really fucking scary... in about the most vulnerable situation possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winterpark View Post
    I am already burning just by looking at your avatar.
    Why? It looks like a crisp winter's day. She's wearing a scarf and jumper.
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    she looks like a ginger. Gingers are enemies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    Why? It looks like a crisp winter's day. She's wearing a scarf and jumper.
    I want to cuddle with her on that grass.
    “Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”

    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly
    You've done yourself a huge favor developmentally by mustering the balls to do something really fucking scary... in about the most vulnerable situation possible.

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    whoa... i almost answered this topic seriously... glad i looked to see if anyone else did first

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winterpark View Post
    Don't repeat yourself darling.
    Yeah, it's this damn early onset dementia. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention....I like guavas and I just had one.

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    lol, I think I'm going to take the tangents of this topic as a "Yes, we can relate to your tangenty-ness" ... (or, the popular "wth, screw this, guava." bit )


    That and:

    Quote Originally Posted by jxrtes View Post
    you wouldnt get very far before you got urges.
    shh you!

    Oh, and I have dried mango now, so I don't need your guava!

    cheers,
    Ange

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    Clearly, Alphas love anything relating to masturbation.
    D-SEI 9w1

    This is me and my dual being scientific together

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelalala View Post
    Oh, and I have dried mango now, so I don't need your guava!

    Ange
    Yuck!!!! Oh yeah, I have real mango too. I'll have some of that tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamangir View Post
    This makes me want to cover my virginal eyes with my virginal hands.
    Me too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamangir View Post
    she looks like a ginger. Gingers are enemies.
    DOOTS ROOCIST
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    How did we get to talking about fruit from masturbation? Oh wait...
    Hello, my name is Bee. Pleased to meet you .



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    this thread, especially the posts in it in succession = WTF?

    jem's avi looks like alyson hannigan from Buffy (sp) ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bee View Post
    How did we get to talking about fruit from masturbation? Oh wait...

    nah there are just several convos going on

    we should have a thread about the most interesting thing one has heard of someone masturbating with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ifmd95 View Post
    i think she's cute. what's her type?
    some say sei
    Quote Originally Posted by Ms. Kensington View Post
    jem's avi looks like alyson hannigan from Buffy (sp) ?
    tis she
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jem View Post
    tis she
    I've been wondering about that for week now... now I know

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