(6:16:34 PM) discojoe3: niffweed17 is no longer idle.
(6:16:42 PM) niffweed17: false
(6:16:45 PM) niffweed17: i'm still idle
(6:17:05 PM) discojoe3: I'm tired of pidgin lying to me
(6:17:16 PM) niffweed17: yeah that sucks
(6:18:00 PM) discojoe3: I heard gunshots last night
(6:18:33 PM) discojoe3: If I had to bet money, I'd say it was a ***** person shooting at another ***** person. Just a gut feeling.
(6:18:55 PM) niffweed17: i think its more likely that
(6:19:05 PM) niffweed17: it was a japanese person shooting an african walrus
(6:19:09 PM) niffweed17: but your way works too
(6:20:02 PM) discojoe3: I think the one being shot at probably said something mean about the shooter's girlfriend, or said that the shooter wasn't brave.
(6:20:41 PM) niffweed17: maybe the organism being shot at was attacking the other one with its tusks
(6:20:47 PM) niffweed17: i think thats plausible
(6:21:31 PM) discojoe3: Maybe it was an argument over who has had sex with the most women, or sold the most drugs.
(6:21:53 PM) niffweed17: ah, i think you got me there
(6:22:11 PM) niffweed17: maybe the person doing the shooting was about to be raped by a walrus
(6:23:25 PM) discojoe3: Perhaps
(6:40:01 PM) discojoe3: Expat just walked down my street naked with a jacket slung over his shoulder.
(6:40:18 PM) niffweed17: how unusual
(6:40:48 PM) discojoe3: I wasn't expecting it.
(6:41:21 PM) discojoe3: I asked him what he was doing in America, and he just said "lol" in a German accent and kept walking.
(6:42:10 PM) niffweed17: tell him that i never got his last shipment of rubber bands
(6:42:23 PM) niffweed17: the market for rubber bands is difficult nowadays
(6:42:29 PM) discojoe3: I hate it when he's late with the rubber bands
(6:42:38 PM) niffweed17: yeah that blows
(6:42:45 PM) discojoe3: Everything slams right to a halt until they arrive.
(6:42:49 PM) niffweed17: i lose all of my marginal revenue product every time
(6:43:23 PM) niffweed17: i am forced to substitute my production with the production of nigerian strawberries
(6:44:01 PM) niffweed17: but the opportunity cost of producing nigerian strawberries at my plant is very high
(6:44:35 PM) niffweed17: i make 33.8 fewer utils each day that i have to produce nigerian strawberries instead of rubber bands
(6:44:52 PM) niffweed17: it leads to a drastic reduction of my producer surplus
(6:45:04 PM) niffweed17: and it makes me mad at the establishment
(6:45:17 PM) niffweed17: if i lose an additional 14 utils i will become a mad suicide bomber
(6:45:41 PM) discojoe3: I became a suicide bomber once. It's surprisingly painless.
(6:45:49 PM) niffweed17: what did you bomb?
(6:45:54 PM) discojoe3: Myself
(6:46:03 PM) niffweed17: take anything else with you?
(6:46:26 PM) discojoe3: The bomb, and I think the shrapnel killed a nearby bull
(6:46:50 PM) discojoe3: But it might have been sleeping