The League of SEI have been in chamber for the past 24 hours, and we have reached a decision on the course of action we would like to follow. We entreat your lordship to return to the Alpha Quadrant with all deliberate speed. We are willing to arrest certain rights in lieu of your triumphant return. These are enumerated here.
1. All SEI will peaceably desist from any Introvyrt-related activities without your express approval.
2. All SEI will afford you the respect that a lady of your stature should be afforded.
3. All SEI shall not in any way harm your body nor mind with foul slander. Flippant maneuvers such as Fe swinging or Ne overboard stuff shall not be tolerated.
More amendments may be compromised into the treaty.
We hope indeed that this treaty may address and redress any and all grievances incurred over the last 48 hours.
With all due respect,
Kamangir, Leader of the SEI Bloc.