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    WARNING: If you don't want to be offended, STOP READING NOW.

    This thread is a joke.
    It may even look bad for those who don't like this style of humour. You'll either like or hate this joke. I'm open to critiques though.





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    What can we say about LSE's ? Let me think... oh! that's right! They're BORING. You know. LSE's are boring.

    LSE's are workaholics. They always feel the need to do something, because they have as function 1. As ST types, they're narrow-minded. Less than LSI's though.

    As leisure, LSE's like to have sex. All LSE's are pedophiles. They all fantasise about female EII children, because they're quiet and physically weak. That's right. LSE's are strong and manly, whereas EII's are weak and girly. LSE's think they're alpha males, pretty much like other ST's.

    But because pedophilia is illegal, LSE's don't do it. They have strong . So they usually care about laws, even if deep in theirselves, they don't give a fuckshit. So they're likely to marry an EII legally, and then infantilise her, because it's a way for LSE's to fulfil their stupid fantasy.

    LSE's like to lead others. They fake not being pushy (unlike SLE's or LSI's) in order to appear like some friendly, win-win-oriented leader, instead of appearing like all those pushy retards who think that life is a zero-sum game. Beta ST's think "I win, you lose". Delta ST's think "I win, you win". Remember.

    LSE's are obsessive-compulsive perfectionists. They are obsessed with efficiency and quality. If something or someone isn't efficient, it should be considered useless. If something or someone isn't "good", it should be considered... unpleasant. And then useless.

    LSE's are asocial nerds. Except that unlike LIE's, they usually try to be agreeable to others (with their ), so they look less nerdy. But believe me. They're nerds. They only think "work", "work", "work". They're always busy with their stupid work. They work even while sleeping. They don't really have friends, because they think they're useless and time-consuming.

    LSE's plan everything :

    When they want to start some project, they plan it.
    When they want to have sex with their infantilised EII, they plan it.
    When they want to fix their car, they plan it.
    When they want to die, they plan it.

    That's right. LSE's are OBSESSIVE. And then, LSE's complain that nobody like them because of their obsessive behaviours ? You know, LSE's feel alone in the world. Work is a way to have some relief for their loneliness.

    LSE's are nervous and restless. In order to relax, LSE's enjoy boozing, like all manly men.

    What can I say more about LSE's ? They're boring.

    E1: boring bureaucrats
    E2: boring models
    E3: boring achievers (and liars)
    E6: boring nerds
    E8: boring cops

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    machintruc you should make a video talking about this sort of stuff and post it

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    Quote Originally Posted by glamourama View Post
    that's the beauty of machintruc's descriptions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post



    Out of curiosity, what other ones has he done so far?
    Offensive description of Anamericancer Part One.
    Offensive description of Anamericancer Part Two.
    Offensive description of Anamericancer Part Three.
    Offensive description of Anamericancer Part Four.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    haha


    Seriously though, I would love if someone could right an offensive description of me.
    lol But that's impossible.
    I would just to spite you. But it'd be Fi related and about one paragraph. Not much dirt can be raised on our Mongolian Overlord.
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    I agree, truc will expound your many faults in due order. I shall dream of the day.
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    Mirror mirror on the wall who's the most offensive of them all??

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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post
    WARNING: If you don't want to be offended, STOP READING NOW.

    This thread is a joke.
    It may even look bad for those who don't like this style of humour. You'll either like or hate this joke. I'm open to critiques though.






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    What can we say about LSE's ? Let me think... oh! that's right! They're BORING. You know. LSE's are boring.

    LSE's are workaholics. They always feel the need to do something, because they have as function 1. As ST types, they're narrow-minded. Less than LSI's though.

    As leisure, LSE's like to have sex. All LSE's are pedophiles. They all fantasise about female EII children, because they're quiet and physically weak. That's right. LSE's are strong and manly, whereas EII's are weak and girly. LSE's think they're alpha males, pretty much like other ST's.

    But because pedophilia is illegal, LSE's don't do it. They have strong . So they usually care about laws, even if deep in theirselves, they don't give a fuckshit. So they're likely to marry an EII legally, and then infantilise her, because it's a way for LSE's to fulfil their stupid fantasy.

    LSE's like to lead others. They fake not being pushy (unlike SLE's or LSI's) in order to appear like some friendly, win-win-oriented leader, instead of appearing like all those pushy retards who think that life is a zero-sum game. Beta ST's think "I win, you lose". Delta ST's think "I win, you win". Remember.

    LSE's are obsessive-compulsive perfectionists. They are obsessed with efficiency and quality. If something or someone isn't efficient, it should be considered useless. If something or someone isn't "good", it should be considered... unpleasant. And then useless.

    LSE's are asocial nerds. Except that unlike LIE's, they usually try to be agreeable to others (with their ), so they look less nerdy. But believe me. They're nerds. They only think "work", "work", "work". They're always busy with their stupid work. They work even while sleeping. They don't really have friends, because they think they're useless and time-consuming.

    LSE's plan everything :

    When they want to start some project, they plan it.
    When they want to have sex with their infantilised EII, they plan it.
    When they want to fix their car, they plan it.
    When they want to die, they plan it.

    That's right. LSE's are OBSESSIVE. And then, LSE's complain that nobody like them because of their obsessive behaviours ? You know, LSE's feel alone in the world. Work is a way to have some relief for their loneliness.

    LSE's are nervous and restless. In order to relax, LSE's enjoy boozing, like all manly men.

    What can I say more about LSE's ? They're boring.

    E1: boring bureaucrats
    E2: boring models
    E3: boring achievers (and liars)
    E6: boring nerds
    E8: boring cops
    Hahahaha I love LSE.
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    Everything fits very well.
    Posts I wrote in the past contain less nuance.
    If you're in this forum to learn something, be careful. Lots of misplaced toxicity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post
    LSE's are asocial nerds. Except that unlike LIE's, they usually try to be agreeable to others (with their ), so they look less nerdy. But believe me. They're nerds. They only think "work", "work", "work". They're always busy with their stupid work. They work even while sleeping. They don't really have friends, because they think they're useless and time-consuming.
    Bingo
    Posts I wrote in the past contain less nuance.
    If you're in this forum to learn something, be careful. Lots of misplaced toxicity.

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    ~a certain mysterious power that may prove terribly fascinating to the extraverted man, for it touches his unconscious.

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    maybe I'm not taking this in the right spirit, maybe I'm just a boring LSE, but I neither liked nor hated this thread - it certainly didn't cause any visceral response on my part.

    I mean, I didn't feel insulted since yeah, I do value efficiency and perfection and work etc., and have no problem admitting I get obsessive about things. I like to drink - I don't think it is a problem either. Of course, that leaves all the 'manly man' shit, and the sexual slurs - but then, I'm not a man, so a lot of that just passed me by. What's with this presumption that ESTjs are all male??!?

    how exactly was this meant to be offensive? or is this appropriate protocol to just pretend to laugh and then ignore it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by idolatrie View Post
    maybe I'm not taking this in the right spirit, maybe I'm just a boring LSE, but I neither liked nor hated this thread - it certainly didn't cause any visceral response on my part.

    I mean, I didn't feel insulted since yeah, I do value efficiency and perfection and work etc., and have no problem admitting I get obsessive about things. I like to drink - I don't think it is a problem either. Of course, that leaves all the 'manly man' shit, and the sexual slurs - but then, I'm not a man, so a lot of that just passed me by. What's with this presumption that ESTjs are all male??!?

    how exactly was this meant to be offensive? or is this appropriate protocol to just pretend to laugh and then ignore it?
    Well, it's not really an offensive description. Just a playful description.

    You didn't react to it because unlike SLE's and LSI's, you're insensitive.

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    Michel Fourniret is a french pedophile serial killer. And he's LSE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post


    Michel Fourniret is a french pedophile serial killer. And he's LSE.

    Subtype???
    EII 4w5

    so/sx (?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christy B View Post
    Subtype???
    0+0

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    Quote Originally Posted by machintruc View Post
    0+0
    Is that a pair of glasses?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christy B View Post
    Is that a pair of glasses?
    lol

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    No ass having Hank Hill looking motherfucker.








    The Barnum or Forer effect is the tendency for people to judge that general, universally valid statements about personality are actually specific descriptions of their own personalities. A "universally valid" statement is one that is true of everyone—or, more likely, nearly everyone. It is not known why people tend to make such misjudgments, but the effect has been experimentally reproduced.

    The psychologist Paul Meehl named this fallacy "the P.T. Barnum effect" because Barnum built his circus and dime museum on the principle of having something for everyone. It is also called "the Forer effect" after its discoverer, the psychologist Bertram R. Forer, who modestly dubbed it "the fallacy of personal validation".

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    I stopped at “because they are quiet and physically weak” none of the LSE I know want that. This LSE in my life likes or at least recognizes when his little girl is strong.

    As for me I mean you just have to go with fragile. But he likes to push me to be strong without saying it and he likes it when I work out

    As for the sex part… ain’t no one planning sex. What we plan is “I think I’m going to take the rest of the day off and come home soon “ if sex happens GREAT! If not oh well
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    I'm constantly looking to align the real with the ideal.I've been more oriented toward being overly idealistic by expecting the real to match the ideal. My thinking side is dominent. The result is that sometimes I can be overly impersonal or self-centered in my approach, not being understanding of others in the process and simply thinking "you should do this" or "everyone should follor this rule"..."regardless of how they feel or where they're coming from"which just isn't a good attitude to have. It is a way, though, to give oneself an artificial sense of self-justification. LSE

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    I did not get triggered!

    It’s just not my life lol
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    I'm constantly looking to align the real with the ideal.I've been more oriented toward being overly idealistic by expecting the real to match the ideal. My thinking side is dominent. The result is that sometimes I can be overly impersonal or self-centered in my approach, not being understanding of others in the process and simply thinking "you should do this" or "everyone should follor this rule"..."regardless of how they feel or where they're coming from"which just isn't a good attitude to have. It is a way, though, to give oneself an artificial sense of self-justification. LSE

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    E2: boring models
    Wait a minute can they be E2 ?
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    Are there any other offensive descriptions for other types?
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    I didn't get offended, but I don't get how this style of humor is supposed to be funny. It seems sort of juvenile...along a similar vein as "hehe, she said penis" prepubescent humor. It requires no talent or skill, it's not clever. It's easy to replicate, just trash talk as hard as possible and there you have it. Doesn't exactly leave me going "teeheehee!" instead, leaves me wondering how much free time children have on their hands these days. Too much.


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    This was kinda funny. I agree LSEs are workaholics, and IEIs are "lazy" - but it's a matter of 4D Se & Te vs 1D Se & Te.

    The pedo thing- a lot of Betas will look guilty with this, and a beta pedo is more obvious- but a Delta one will often try to hide their pedo-ness with that Christian "Family Values" bullshit. It's very common for the authorities to find child porn in the most innocent, cleaning looking of homes- it was joked about before on here but it actually has truth to it lol.

    Unhealthy LSEs actually project that 'and tell the group how you thought you were gonna get away with it' thing because not everybody who does bad things thinks about how they are going to get away with it- but unhealthy LSEs do. So it's a huge projection. Some people just do whatever they want good or bad, and will accept the consequences no matter what it is (they aren't trying to 'evade' anything necessarily), and those LSEs don't have the Ni to understand that.

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