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    Americancers picture thread has gotten old... somebody do something entertaining.

    (my cat just started licking my beard )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat View Post
    Americancers picture thread has gotten old... somebody do something entertaining.

    (my cat just started licking my beard )
    That picture thread is just for me.
    Like my own personal scrapbook, so leave it alone.


    Oh, and your cat is probably the most amazing thing ever in the whole wide world.
    Especially when it licks your beard <3
    maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
    maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
    go ask the frog what the scorpion knows

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat View Post
    Americancers picture thread has gotten old... somebody do something entertaining.

    (my cat just started licking my beard )
    Beard?

    I believe I last turned you into a pineapple. You are now a grapefruit. You may keep your beard.

    However, this will pose a problem in getting into restaurants with a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy. I propose using a go-cart to carry your shirt and shoes. However, there is the question of how a grapefruit can drive a go-cart. Your beard may prove useful for this. Sit on top of the gas pedal and pull the handlebars with your super-long beard. To that end, I hereby grant you super beard-growing powers.

    As to date I have not seen a restaurant adopt a "no go-carts" policy, that should cover it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    That picture thread is just for me.
    Like my own personal scrapbook, so leave it alone.


    Oh, and your cat is probably the most amazing thing ever in the whole wide world.
    Especially when it licks your beard <3
    I look through peoples personal shit all the time. I once found a list of people who had "done me wrong" in my friends room. that was scary

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat View Post
    I look through peoples personal shit all the time. I once found a list of people who had "done me wrong" in my friends room. that was scary
    Were you on it?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brilliand View Post
    Beard?

    I believe I last turned you into a pineapple. You are now a grapefruit. You may keep your beard.

    However, this will pose a problem in getting into restaurants with a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy. I propose using a go-cart to carry your shirt and shoes. However, there is the question of how a grapefruit can drive a go-cart. Your beard may prove useful for this. Sit on top of the gas pedal and pull the handlebars with your super-long beard. To that end, I hereby grant you super beard-growing powers.

    As to date I have not seen a restaurant adopt a "no go-carts" policy, that should cover it.
    I'm evicting Brilliand.
    He just keeps on failing over and over again...
    maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
    maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
    go ask the frog what the scorpion knows

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brilliand View Post
    Were you on it?
    I don't think so, but I'm not sure... to be honest I got chills when I saw that because that particular friend is very much the quiet neighbor type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    I'm evicting Brilliand.
    He just keeps on failing over and over again...
    You, milady, are hereby a cactus.

    Now tell me, what have I done wrong this time?



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    nice guy though really... he just called me a couple of days ago. he's been homeless for the past two months (I thought he was in jail)

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    Great story, BG!
    maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
    maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
    go ask the frog what the scorpion knows

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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    I'm evicting Brilliand.
    He just keeps on failing over and over again...
    lol. I was trying to find a way to constructively say this but I guess what you said works.

    Brilliand, I think she's speaking of your attempt at humor there, it just didn't work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cracka View Post
    Brilliand, I think she's speaking of your attempt at humor there, it just didn't work.
    Or maybe there's something wrong with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cracka View Post
    lol. I was trying to find a way to constructively say this but I guess what you said works.

    Brilliand, I think she's speaking of your attempt at humor there, it just didn't work.
    ...How frustrating. I've been told that I make absurd things funny by taking them seriously. And absurd things are easy to come by, so...

    *sigh* What makes good humor? Should I only attempt humor when I'm happy?

    Quote Originally Posted by Subterranean View Post
    Or maybe there's something wrong with you?
    What, did you like my humor? Maybe it was or somethin'.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brilliand View Post
    What, did you like my humor? Maybe it was or somethin'.
    Oh, I see you naturally assume that. I could quite plausibly have been taking the opportunity to show my hatred for Cracka.

    Or maybe I did find it funny and there's something wrong with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subterranean View Post
    Oh, I see you naturally assume that. I could quite plausibly have been taking the opportunity to show my hatred for Cracka.

    Or maybe I did find it funny and there's something wrong with me.
    Well of course there's something wrong with you, you're human.

    Well, the whole case of you hating Cracka and choosing to mention it at the perfect time to defend me against honest criticism that you think is correct anyway seems a bit far-fetched, but I understand I'm not in your quadra.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brilliand View Post
    Beard?

    I believe I last turned you into a pineapple. You are now a grapefruit. You may keep your beard.

    However, this will pose a problem in getting into restaurants with a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy. I propose using a go-cart to carry your shirt and shoes. However, there is the question of how a grapefruit can drive a go-cart. Your beard may prove useful for this. Sit on top of the gas pedal and pull the handlebars with your super-long beard. To that end, I hereby grant you super beard-growing powers.

    As to date I have not seen a restaurant adopt a "no go-carts" policy, that should cover it.
    I chuckled a little when I read that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Subterranean View Post
    Or maybe there's something wrong with you?
    yes. I'd say this is most definitely the problem... thank you for the synopsis.

    Quote Originally Posted by Brilliand View Post
    ..How frustrating. I've been told that I make absurd things funny by taking them seriously. And absurd things are easy to come by, so...

    *sigh* What makes good humor? Should I only attempt humor when I'm happy?
    Hard to say really... I'm sure that to many people, my humor probably sucks worse than yours. My post was just agreeing with what americancer said about it just not working, causing you to "fail" with that post, and I'd add to that, the rest of your fruit referencing posts...lol
    If you can attempt humor when you're in a different emotional state than "happy" you're already a step ahead of the game. Making a person that's really pissed off laugh is probably one of the hardest things to do that I can think of. Making yourself laugh when pissed off/sad/down would almost be a miracle, good luck getting that to work out for ya...lol

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    I love when people think my posts contain hidden meaning.



    But, no. I'm not like that... I just felt like confusing him.
    Which I think I've already done three times now:

    ALLIE: 3
    BRILLIAND: 0 (wah... wah... wahhhhhh)
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    Quote Originally Posted by cracka View Post
    My post was just agreeing with what americancer said about it just not working, causing you to "fail" with that post, and I'd add to that, the rest of your fruit referencing posts...lol
    Turning people into fruit is a game. It's meant to be amusing, but I don't really expect anyone to burst out laughing. I'm always hoping someone will fight back with their own imaginary equipment/turning into random things.

    Quote Originally Posted by cracka View Post
    If you can attempt humor when you're in a different emotional state than "happy" you're already a step ahead of the game. Making a person that's really pissed off laugh is probably one of the hardest things to do that I can think of. Making yourself laugh when pissed off/sad/down would almost be a miracle, good luck getting that to work out for ya...lol
    When I'm glum, cynical laughs are easy to come by. Sometimes they help, but not much. When I get really confused, I'll sometimes just laugh and quit thinking about it.

    I don't suppose it would count if I planned it in advance, would it? Well, I'll try it a few times anyway. I don't really get mad, but I do get sad.

    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    I love when people think my posts contain hidden meaning.



    But, no. I'm not like that... I just felt like confusing him.
    Which I think I've already done three times now:

    ALLIE: 3
    BRILLIAND: 0 (wah... wah... wahhhhhh)
    Thank you! Have I mentioned how useful it is to be confused?



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    Hey, let's go camping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    Hey, let's go camping.
    I'll get the canned beans.

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    We can't have beans every night! Let's go find someone manly who hunts bear or something...

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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    We can't have beans every night! Let's go find someone manly who hunts bear or something...
    Give me a gun, or a spear. I'll take care of it. Won't promise you bear though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    Give me a gun, or a spear. I'll take care of it. Won't promise you bear though.
    I didn't want it for eating, just a show.
    Hey! If you manage to get the bear... who do we feed it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    I didn't want it for eating, just a show.
    Hey! If you manage to get the bear... who do we feed it?
    You mean in order to distract it while I shove a spear through its spine? I don't know, who's expendable? Joy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    You mean in order to distract it while I shove a spear through its spine? I don't know, who's expendable? Joy?
    Perfect. But we have to fatten her up so she's slow enough to get eaten by a bear and also filling enough so the bear doesn't want us. Who should we feed to Joy?

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    Ehh I hate camping. I'm going back inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    Ehh I hate camping. I'm going back inside.
    Forget the tent. I live in a cage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclops View Post
    Forget the tent. I live in a cage.
    You beast, you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    Perfect. But we have to fatten her up so she's slow enough to get eaten by a bear and also filling enough so the bear doesn't want us. Who should we feed to Joy?
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    Ehh I hate camping. I'm going back inside.

    You suck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    You suck.
    You'll survive. I'm not always going to be around to protect you from the bears.
    Man up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    You'll survive. I'm not always going to be around to protect you from the bears.
    Man up.


    It's not the bears i'm worried about.
    Didn't you hear dead Joy's turn into Banshees?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post


    It's not the bears i'm worried about.
    Didn't you hear dead Joy's turn into Banshees?
    Not my problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    Not my problem.
    Fine, I'll handle it with Sunshine Lovely then, you can go die by that tree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    Fine, I'll handle it with Sunshine Lovely then, you can go die by that tree.
    Psshhh... I can out run you.
    If not, I'm not opposed to tripping you or cheap shots to the face.


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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    Psshhh... I can out run you.
    If not, I'm not opposed to tripping you or cheap shots to the face.

    dude! what happened to the love we had?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    dude! what happened to the love we had?
    I still love you, sweetie. Just not enough to get eaten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    I still love you, sweetie. Just not enough to get eaten.
    Ah, great! It's all I ask.

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    I'm going camping IN REAL LIFE in a couple of weeks. Woot woot. No bears though. Just snakes, spiders and dingos.
    "Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."

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    Quote Originally Posted by chopin View Post
    I'm going camping IN REAL LIFE in a couple of weeks. Woot woot. No bears though. Just snakes, spiders and dingos.
    How fun.
    I love camping on the beach. I might go do that soon, actually...

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