this is obviously some form of Gamma infestation... begone with your ILI trickery, demon!
Must we fight with words? I'd rather throw the pineapple than declare someone a pineapple.
"Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."
*throws one pineapple at another*
...I have just decided that there is a dragon trapped in a mountain off to our left.
*dragon bursts free from mountain*
Fortunately, it isn't hungry.
Er... that was a mountain of chocolate. That's why the dragon isn't hungry.