The Bug Update

[theMime.]

I've actually grown attatched to him. He's still here, right now actually, in my room, unsquashed.

I'm naming him Steve.

[xyz]

I've actually grown attatched to him. He's still here, right now actually, in my room, unsquashed.

I'm naming him Steve.

You will regret this. Steve cannot be tamed.

[force my hand]

Steve is defying gravity, and therefore I hate him.

[Creepy-bg]

we need a closeup of Steve so we can type him

[Rubicon]

Now that you've named him there's no going back .... how can you ever squash a bug called Steve? You're doomed now.

[Creepy-bg]

lol welcome to the club Carla!

[Creepy-bg]

I hope she also happens to freestyle dance when no one's watching.

she's human isn't she? of course she freestyle dances!

[Creepy-bg]

I don't have a very good track record with people named Steve...

[Creepy-bg]

He did look like a spider. Imagine if he crawled on your face while you were asleep.

or up your nose

and then layed a bunch of spider eggs

[Creepy-bg]

Mime, I hope you have air holes! And some leaves and twigs. And you have to feed him flies!

that sounds suspiciously like my life

[theMime.]

Mime do you still have the bug?

Steve's dead.

I found his cousin Cindy buzzing around the kitchen though. She's still alive.

[theMime.]

Yeah, Cindy's taking it pretty hard.
She doesn't even want to go back into the wild anymore. All she wants to do is mope around and eat crumbs.

[theMime.]

Poor thing. What have you been doing to cheer her up?

I gave her one of my worms.

[Khola aka Bee]

lol.

Steve is a pretty name.

[Rubicon]

lol.

Steve is a pretty name.

Pretty?! It's a manly, no-nonsense name.

[Creepy-Diana]

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[xyz]

This is the most worthless thread yet.

[theMime.]

UGH.

There are maggots in the Ramen noodle packets in my pantry. yuck. I want to burn down my pantry. I thought my home was clean. this is so nasty. I don't think I'll ever eat again.

[Creepy-bg]

UGH.

There are maggots in the Ramen noodle packets in my pantry. yuck. I want to burn down my pantry. I thought my home was clean. this is so nasty. I don't think I'll ever eat again.

MAGGOTS ARE FUCKING HORRIBLE!!!