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    I thought these were cool. They've been around for a while but I haven't seen them posted here before. These are from Tatiana Menshova's website. I don't know who wrote them, however. They're pretty funny if you can get past the babelfishness (even more so if you can't). My favorites are ILE (man and woman), ILI (female), IEI (man and woman), SLE (male), IEE (man and woman), and LSE (man and woman). I tried to clean them up a little.:

    ALPHA:

    Don Quixote, Iskatel'
    ILE


    IS BETTER - THE ENEMY OF THE GOOD

    MAN: In you the impression is created, that this person is situated in a constant search. He important did not dress necktie, in order to meet with you it did order expensive supper. Its main gift - great discoveries always to your services.

    WOMAN: It will always consider as news itself with you - now about this it is written so many any literature! But still - there is never he will not say: indeed in the world there is nothing impossible!

    Dumases, The mediator
    SEI


    GOD IS LOVE (dyum)

    MAN: It is not necessary to compare it with the tomcat, which sweet urchit on solnyshke. Better delight in together with it by the natural beauty of this existence. Time will arrive - it compulsorily will begin "to catch mice". It is not important as, it is important that for you.

    WOMAN: It does not be worthwhile to concern the elevated themes, when so well two together. But so that it would become even better you do not prevent it from living by your interests. Instead of it will divide with you equally all its problems.

    Hugo, Entuziast
    ESE


    SO TAKE CARE THE LOVES OF MY!

    MAN: Not to love you it simply considers it indecent for itself. And if you as its answer do not fall in love - it means simply you do not know how this to make! Here do not prevent it from odarivat' you by the happiness of your participation in your personal life!

    WOMAN: In it wonderfully they get along elegance for your calculation and economy of its own means. Its own nature in this case is very generous. But to "worthy diamond" is required "worthy mounting".

    Robesp'er, the analyst
    LII


    Within the framework OF THE REASONABLE

    MAN: For the tender trembling to it completely will approach student or working bench. That that in the law court - it will not approach: there it will defend validity. But if you categorically prodeklariruyete, that they are agreeable with his taciturn proposal of hand and heart - it will consider this reasonable...

    WOMAN: For you it is necessary to convince it of the fact that in your intentions there is much useful and for it. After being convinced, it... will consider this conversation of pleasant and useful. After estimating the time spent on the conversations, it will prompt as to conduct it with the benefit.

    BETA:

    Zhukov, Marshal
    SLE


    I SOGLASHAYTES VYIGRYVAYTE
    AGREE and WIN

    MAN: As if King Kong beauty, it keeps you in the palm of its cozy power. Feel free to wander on the "palm" while he likes you "smell and color." Razljubit - detail you raspishet safety Cup on all four sides of the new reality.

    WOMAN: In love, as in the work, be prudent with it "on the same side of the barricade". If it could be decided "on its own throat song" that you speak of. Put her throat "immediately": power intoxicating…

    Esenin, Lyric
    IEI


    Si je t’aime, prends garde à toi!
    (If I love you, be on guard.)

    MAN: "Eternally youthful man with a future" so fervently believes all your words, that gives the impression of the newly-born angel. Pravda "materialization" will be held, probably at your expense…

    WOMAN: It must… buyers are extravagant and flowery gifts, which, and to whom it should have done. Already done? Well: You have passed the first test. Now, second: convince her to help you. Rather, it will offer another test number one, but you already sake.

    Hamlet, tutor
    EIE


    LET US ACCELERATE THE CHANGES

    MAN: Love that it is looking for, does not live on this sinful earth. You will have to "take off" with him. Imagine where you can land after this? Uvilnuv from such "flight", you become a risk for him "space object" for a massive impact.

    WOMAN: Her appearance in your life will give a new countdown events. She was equally impressed by "black" and "white" side of your nature. Demonstrate they are not mixing: that harmony for you, for it - greyness and boredom.

    Maxim, Inspector
    LSI


    LET US ARRANGE THE PRIORITIES (Oh so sexy, eh?)

    MAN: On that long-extinct volcano ash. Feelings "volcano" so profound that you begin to doubt their existence. But there is always hope that "Vesuvius" prosnetsja. Vozdelyvayte better vineyards in its territory!

    WOMAN: Surprisingly can enjoy "from all sides". Learn the secret of her charm does not count. Eat what you taught "on a platter" and not dripping never in the "kitchen" case!

    Gamma

    Jack Entrepreneur
    LIE


    RACING

    MAN: It is hardly worth trying to compete with him in horse riding. Everything else better to do with that man. Even better, while standing firmly on the ground: the "Bolivar", as O. Henry wrote, "does not stand the two…"

    WOMAN: It is always something fights: or to a lack of time or with the presence of wrinkles. Having power over it is the first ever win in the second, taking advantage of Mashina Vremeni.

    Dreiser, Khranitel'
    ESI


    MAN: If diplomat said "yes" - means "maybe". If the diplomat said "no" - a military officer. If the officer said "may be" - and he has heart.

    WOMAN: If the woman said "no" - means "maybe". If a woman said "may be" - it is "yes". If the woman said yes… - she is able to keep that word.

    Napoleon, Politics
    SEE


    HOT WITH THIS, BUT FIRST

    MAN: The method to become the hero of your fairy tale will always find. If task is impracticable - will release dust into your eyes and will explain by other methods, whom it prevented you from seeing dust.

    WOMAN: Both grain crops and spectacles will be sufficient by all. Patience will not be sufficient to remain apart from ristalishch in its honor. But main prize will be reached to that, who less than all is interested in proceeding.

    Balzac, Kritik
    ILI


    In THE QUIET POOL...

    MAN: Draw they are conducted everywhere. But large fish better is caught in turbid voditse. To you it is necessary to only correctly mount "bait". And to know how to use any caught essence, even - beyond.

    WOMAN: She was ready to argue with the French people, who prefer wrinkles on the face, not on stockings. Wrinkles cerebral cortex are most hindered her look attractive in the eyes of the fun of the French fans.

    DELTA

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    LSE


    STEADFAST PRIORITIES

    MAN: It hesitates... But only when it comes to social work. When the discussion deals with the concrete reward for the labor - it rushes in the battle so that any woman dreams to prove to be the seized fortress.

    WOMAN: Here vice versa: conquered remains only socially useful labor, and by it - steadfast control of its priorities.

    Dostoyevsky, Gumanist
    EII


    CLARITY OF THE INTENTIONS

    MAN: It does not hide its intentions to you soak. Not its fault, that everything will come out vice versa: indeed its main intention - soak to you to appear your best qualities.

    WOMAN: It will always know how to give to you to understand that you - a good person. Further - try to guess from 3rd time, what from a good person awaits also not bad person.

    Huxley, Sovetchik
    IEE


    NOT OCCASION FOR THE ACQUAINTANCE

    MAN: If you still do not know the man kept in the house - it is betterto let him go. Replace it with a dog, to be fed, leashed and go take a walk. Regarding training - than man this it is obtained better.

    WOMAN: It with happiness will promise everything to you, about which you did not have time even to think. You will share with information with the friend: it will envy. To it similar hardly someone promised.

    Gaben, Master
    SLI


    BREADCRUMBS PLACES (antagonists)

    MAN: Before being touched somewhere - to the path one should squat. It is possible on the needs. It is possible for the table. But then - one should lie down for a while. But then thorough to think - it does be worthwhile generally somewhere to be touched. Indeed the main thing in the life - personal calmness.

    WOMAN: If to you be required unhealthy passions - videotape the horrors or you will purchase the sack of laughter. But healthy and useful food will be in your house to the breakfast, dinner and supper.
    "How could we forget those ancient myths that stand at the beginning of all races, the myths about dragons that at the last moment are transformed into princesses? Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, something helpless that wants our love."
    -- Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet

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    shoot your translator

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    Yeah the SEI one didn't come out well... the others you can sort of make it out.
    "How could we forget those ancient myths that stand at the beginning of all races, the myths about dragons that at the last moment are transformed into princesses? Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, something helpless that wants our love."
    -- Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet

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    It was so hard to contain my laughter ... these are hilarious!


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    Ingenious.

    Quote Originally Posted by Baby View Post
    HOT WITH THIS, BUT FIRST
    Ideas don't determine who's right. Power determines who's right. And I have the power. So I'm right.

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    STEADFAST PRIORITIES

    MAN: It hesitates... But only when it comes to social work. When the discussion deals with the concrete reward for the labor - it rushes in the battle so that any woman dreams to prove to be the seized fortress.
    any woman dreams to prove to be the seized fortress?

    Hmmm. I actually like how that sounds
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    Baby, could you post a link to the originals?

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    "How could we forget those ancient myths that stand at the beginning of all races, the myths about dragons that at the last moment are transformed into princesses? Perhaps all the dragons in our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us act, just once, with beauty and courage. Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence, something helpless that wants our love."
    -- Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet

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    Thanks. I understand those better than the babelfish translation, which says more about babelfish than about my Russian skills. In case you or anyone is interested, I think the IEE/female one goes like this.

    WOMAN: She will joyfully promise you all those things you did not even get around to thinking about yet. If you tell this to someone else, he is going to envy you, because hardly ever has anyone made him similar promises.

    (The original: Она с радостью наобещает Вам все, о чем Вы даже помыслить не успели. Поделитесь информацией с другом: он будет завидовать. Ему такое вряд ли кто-то обещал.)

    I can't make head or tail of the male one, so if meatburger or topaz read this and are interested to know why they should be replaced with dogs - sorry, I haven't got a clue either.

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    wth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baby View Post
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    WOMAN: Surprisingly can enjoy "from all sides".
    lol, I want an identity then (c:
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    Quote Originally Posted by PotatoSpirit View Post
    lol, I want an identity then (c:

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    Quote Originally Posted by schrödinger's cat View Post
    WOMAN: She will joyfully promise you all those things you did not even get around to thinking about yet. If you tell this to someone else, he is going to envy you, because hardly ever has anyone made him similar promises.
    wow.
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    It's supposed to be humourous though.

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    I thought so when it started mentioning envy.
    "Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities..."

    - Voltaire

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    Does soak have multiple meanings in Russian? Since apparently I'm supposed to soak people somehow.
    Moonlight will fall
    Winter will end
    Harvest will come
    Your heart will mend

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    Quote Originally Posted by glamourama View Post
    are you more like a sponge or a hose?
    Maybe it's a ribald Russian reference to 'Crank That Soulja Boy'?

    "Super Soak That Hoe [x9]" (just in case one time wasn't enough)

    That song is like so EII
    Moonlight will fall
    Winter will end
    Harvest will come
    Your heart will mend

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    Quote Originally Posted by schrödinger's cat View Post
    I can't make head or tail of the male one, so if meatburger or topaz read this and are interested to know why they should be replaced with dogs - sorry, I haven't got a clue either.
    Something about like house training ENFp men is impossible? So like buy a dog as it will learn better what you teach it?
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    Soak = помочь = to help, to assist


    EDITED TO ADD: @meatburger: yes, that sounds plausible. I looked up the word used for "training", and it's the one that means teaching a dog some tricks, not the one about stopping him from piddling on the carpet. Worth pointing out, I felt.
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    Thanks Schrodinger's Cat. That clarifies things quite a bit.

    @ glam: Yeah, it's like the worst themed song ever imo.
    Moonlight will fall
    Winter will end
    Harvest will come
    Your heart will mend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baby View Post
    Mashina Vremeni = Time Machine apparently. So, in order to stave off wrinkles, you employ a time machine. Makes sense.
    The LIE's I've known irl look younger than they are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joy View Post
    The LIE's I've known irl look younger than they are.
    Eh?
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    Not saying it's type related, it's just something I've noticed.
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