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This thread is a joke. It may even look bad for those who don't like this style of humour. You'll either like or hate this joke. I'm open to critiques though.
I hate ESI's so fucking much. Why do I ? I'll explain a little :
ESI's are totally retarded. Less than SEE's, but they're still retarded. They're a whole bunch of rednecks who are obsessed with morality and power.
They somehow look like a soft version of LSI. Besides, they're not as tough-minded as them. Their is adapted to rather than .
But why don't I like them ? First, because of their - ; then, because of their +.
What does - mean exactly ? It means that ESI's are full of hate. + is love, and - is hate. ESI's hate everyone of the whole mankind, except themselves, because ESI's are egocentric.
And what does + mean exactly ? It means that ESI's are precise, pushy, and goal-oriented achievers. Like other Gammas, they are obsessed with success and self-image.
ESI's are superficial capitalists. They like , but can't do by themselves. They can be found easily on trading milieux or such, doing diplomatic things.
Besides being rednecks, all ESI's are freemasons who study the Kabbalah. They see everything as attracting and repulsing, even obscure esoteric abstractions, such as hebrew letters or such. They're attracted by .
ESI's like to intimidate others. They think something like "if someone is vulnerable, he's easier to control". They like to beat their wives, because they consider them as objects. ESI's think that feminists are stupid hippie left-wingers. ESI's justify domestic violence by "that's because I love them". But the means ESI's show love is totally, totally dumb.
ESI's are attracted by LIE's. Why ? What can make them attract to each other ? Both are antisocial, paranoid, and misanthropic types. Both think that life is some kind of video game where you have to accumulate money.
LIE's are total nerds. They have a very high IQ, but besides, they're all unfriendly retards, or at best, superficially friendly. Like ESI's. If an LIE is selling you something, he'll simulate friendliness, but LIE's only friend is money. When they relate to people, it's all about fucking money.
So why are ESI's attracted to them ? I don't know, just forget about it. However ESI's don't like LIE's either. They just like the business that's running between them. For Gammas, friendship doesn't exist. Gammas see hate and hostility as a normal attitude.
Let's explain all variants of ESI's :
E1 : Work hard because it's perceived as "good". They think life is only work, and hate not to work.
E2 : Are like they love you, but they hate you. Somewhat bubbly and girly.
E3 : Liars. Total fucking liars. Their tells them not to lie, so they're likely to be frustrated and to hate their lies.
E6 : Stupid reckless nerds. Mistrusting and hostile. Look like duty fulfillers, but actually, they're just hateful nerds.
E7 : Socialites. Entertainers. They're likely to look girly, and to do girly things all the time. hmm... is their any hate in them ?
E8 : Total butches. Hateful dictators. They're likely to be mystics that are attracted by morbid imagery.
That's why it's hard to define ESI's. But who cares ? Even LIE's don't. But it's quite safe to say that ESI's are the incarnation of hate.