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    Default Worst movies of all time

    I will start:

    -10,000 B.C
    -Taxi Driver



    More to come.

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    I've heard like 4 people shit on 10,000 BC. Up to this point I'd never even heard of the movie. Was it that bad Jessica?
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    Just off the top of my head --

    Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde
    The Wild Wild West (with Will Smith)
    The Three Musketeers (the 1993 version with Tim Curry)
    Highlander II
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    I thought the worse movie ever was "The Mummy". But then they had to make this...


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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    I will start:

    -10,000 B.C
    -Taxi Driver



    More to come.
    Thanks for the warning. So, why was it bad?

    Films I thought were bad:
    currently, I can only remember
    -snakes on a plane
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    For me it was Norbit

    And worse still that I was forced into watching this piece of garbage.


    Supergirl was bad but nowhere near that ^
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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    I've heard like 4 people shit on 10,000 BC. Up to this point I'd never even heard of the movie. Was it that bad Jessica?
    Without a doubt the worst movie i have ever seen...ever. I took the day off work to see it too and wow it was bad. I walked out, I couldn't last to the end. The trailor made it look a million and one times better than it was. Just watch the previews and you've just watched the best moments in the entire film. Do not see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suomea View Post
    Supergirl....
    Good call.

    I'd include Superman IV, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LokiVanguard View Post
    For me it was this

    [Norbit]

    And worse still that I was forced into watching this piece of garbage.
    lol. quite true.

    That reminds me. I didn't like a lot of Eddie Murphy's films. Can't remember the titles though.

    Umm supergirl? I remember watching it, but don't remember it at all. That's gotta mean something.


    And the Scream series. Bad.
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    The last Eddie Murphy movie I genuwinely thought was funny was Coming To America.
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    Mines of Kilimanjaro, 1987

    I'm not sure if it was meant to be as bad as it was, or if it was just a big joke. Either way, I can't stop laughing, just thinking about it.

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    Monster's Ball. Pretentious trash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mea View Post
    And the Scream series. Bad.
    Yeah, definitely bad.
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    And the Scream series. Bad.

    I actually liked the first one but the rest were horrible. Generally all sequels are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
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    I actually liked the first one but the rest were horrible. Generally all sequels are.
    Terminator II was good! I could name more.

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    The Ten
    Unleashed
    Election
    Phantoms
    Premonition
    The Secret
    From Dusk Till Dawn
    Beerfest
    Bulworth
    The Benchwarmers
    Babel

    I'm sure I'll think of more later. It's interesting that 10,000 BC sounds so horrid. My mom is really on a kick to go see it soon, though she never blinks in the face of bad reviews.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    [/I]
    I actually liked the first one but the rest were horrible. Generally all sequels are.
    Back to the Future II was better than I. (Don't laugh.)
    Same for Star Wars, Godfather,.... Actually, in most trilogies I like the 2nd movie best.
    EII; E6(w5)

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    Ok. MST3K movies.

    But they're bad in the sense that they're hilariously bad.

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    The Thing that Couldn't Die
    Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

    I could go on...
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    Quote Originally Posted by tereg View Post
    Ok. MST3K movies.

    But they're bad in the sense that they're hilariously bad.
    Ugh, yes. Before they're injected with funny, they are some of the worst stuff ever. Particular lovelies are (roughly, too lazy to double check the titles):
    Manos: Hands of Fate
    I Accuse My Parents
    Santa Claus and the Martians
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    Tremors III

    Fun with Dick and Jane
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    Mars Attacks

    Super Mario Bros (The movie)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimbean View Post
    Mars Attacks

    Super Mario Bros (The movie)
    Oooh, forgot about those bombs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kim View Post
    Monster's Ball. Pretentious trash.
    There was one pretty crazy/hot scene in that movie...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jimbean View Post
    Mars Attacks
    This movie was Horrible. +100

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    Quote Originally Posted by cracka View Post
    There was one pretty crazy/hot scene in that movie...


    This movie was Horrible. +100
    lol no way... Mars Attacks! was some good shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat View Post
    lol no way... Mars Attacks! was some good shit
    *For those of us who've never done drugs... your view may be a bit skewed...rofl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cracka View Post
    *For those of us who've never done drugs... your view may be a bit skewed...rofl.
    you people have no culture

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    Quote Originally Posted by cracka View Post
    There was one pretty crazy/hot scene in that movie...
    It involved Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry....
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    I nominate any movie with Jennifer Lopez as being completely worthless.


    ....and all the batman movies except the first one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    I nominate any movie with Jennifer Lopez as being completely worthless.


    ....and all the batman movies except the first one.
    +++

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    The worst movie ever made is White Chicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessica129 View Post
    ....and all the batman movies except the first one.
    By that you mean this:


    Or this:
    Last edited by Warlord; 03-11-2008 at 05:09 AM.
    ...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.

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    The movie Sleepover.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Expat View Post
    Just off the top of my head --

    Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde
    The Wild Wild West (with Will Smith)
    The Three Musketeers (the 1993 version with Tim Curry)
    Highlander II
    What are you talking about? That movie never existed.
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    that Paris Hilton video

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    Quote Originally Posted by Logos View Post
    What are you talking about? That movie never existed.
    How come I have it on VHS then
    ...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warlord View Post
    How come I have it on VHS then
    I thought it was genius how they totally rewrote the story

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warlord View Post
    How come I have it on VHS then
    Stop spreading lies, Warlord. You merely have a fan rendition of a hypothetical Highlander II movie that otherwise never existed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat View Post
    I thought it was genius how they totally rewrote the story
    They were still trickier with Hammerfilms Frankenstein movies. Although Frankenstein movies continue where the previous one ended, they contradict the ones before the previous one.
    ...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.

    INTp

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    Quote Originally Posted by glamourama View Post
    lollll prince of space!!!



    I think the worst movie I've ever seen was soul plane. I don't even remember how I ended up seeing that shit in theaters.
    Manos Hands of Fate was pretty Fn bad

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