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    Default My secret fantasy: ILI puppy

    I wish I could keep a little pet ILI puppy with me wherever I went that had big sad eyes and chunks of fur missing and a snaggle tooth. no one would think he was cute except for me and that's part of his charm. he wudn't really do much- he won't play fetch when i throw a ball, he won't bark at things, or even eat unless i shoved a bone down his throat. i'd force him to cuddle with me and that's the only time he'd kinda move and he'll move away a little but after a while he'll realize we're friends and although never initiate our cuddling, he wouldn't dislike it... maybe even like it. also, after some time he'll wake me up to make sure i get places on time and bark when i should be doing something other than what i'm actually doing. sometimes i'll force him to wear santa costumes just so i can see the look on his face that looks like he wants to kill me but he won't cuz he loves me!

    if anyone knows of a dog such as this let me ASAP and i will reward you handsomely
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    that's actually sort of what my dog is like. i posted in one of anndelise's threads that if dogs had personality types mine would probably be INTp.


    but you can't have my dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by implied View Post
    that's actually sort of what my dog is like. i posted in one of anndelise's threads that if dogs had personality types mine would probably be INTp.


    but you can't have my dog.
    booooooooooooooo. what kind of dog is he? maybe his behavior is typical of his breed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by liveandletlive View Post
    booooooooooooooo. what kind of dog is he? maybe his behavior is typical of his breed?
    japanese chin. and i think he's probably pretty typical of his breed, except probably smarter and bitchier. he even has the big sad eyes, though. worth looking into.

    This breed is considered one of the most cat-like of the dog breeds in attitude: it is alert, intelligent, and often independent, and it uses its paws to wash its face. A companion dog, it is loving and loyal to its owner, yet some are distrustful of new people. Chins prefer familiar surroundings, and are very uncomfortable in unfamiliar areas and with new situations. They are a quiet breed, with a much deeper bark than the high-pitched yap commonly associated with many of the toy breeds and are naturally clean.

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    Man, this made me yawn.
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    Go hug a tree hippy
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    "Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by liveandletlive View Post
    I wish I could keep a little pet ILI puppy with me wherever I went that had big sad eyes and chunks of fur missing and a snaggle tooth. no one would think he was cute except for me and that's part of his charm. he wudn't really do much- he won't play fetch when i throw a ball, he won't bark at things, or even eat unless i shoved a bone down his throat. i'd force him to cuddle with me and that's the only time he'd kinda move and he'll move away a little but after a while he'll realize we're friends and although never initiate our cuddling, he wouldn't dislike it... maybe even like it. also, after some time he'll wake me up to make sure i get places on time and bark when i should be doing something other than what i'm actually doing. sometimes i'll force him to wear santa costumes just so i can see the look on his face that looks like he wants to kill me but he won't cuz he loves me!

    if anyone knows of a dog such as this let me ASAP and i will reward you handsomely
    Eh...

    Sounds sickening.

    If I thrw it across the room, will it be hurt? Violence without consequences is nicce. Especially to spite you.
    And this, too, shall pass away.


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    You want an Aibo*. Even though not in production any more, they can be found on eBay.

    * what you have described is a robot, not a living being.
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    Quote Originally Posted by emeye View Post
    You want an Aibo*. Even though not in production any more, they can be found on eBay.

    * what you have described is a robot, not a living being.
    hmmmm... is this some sort of insinuation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by implied View Post
    japanese chin. and i think he's probably pretty typical of his breed, except probably smarter and bitchier. he even has the big sad eyes, though. worth looking into.


    ahhhhhhhhhhhhh i want one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by liveandletlive View Post
    hmmmm... is this some sort of insinuation?
    More of an observation.

    I mean, secret fantasy or not (well, I guess, not so secret due to having been published,) the description seems to indicate a desire to possess a totally devoted slave. At that, a slave who will without fuss play whenever you want, and sit quietly in the corner otherwise. Living beings are really bad at being such slaves, being living beings and possessing at least some rudimentary free will--even dogs.

    Robots, on the other hand, can always be turned off.

    * being has been used too much in this post
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    Quote Originally Posted by emeye View Post
    More of an observation.

    I mean, secret fantasy or not (well, I guess, not so secret due to having been published,) the description seems to indicate a desire to possess a totally devoted slave. At that, a slave who will without fuss play whenever you want, and sit quietly in the corner otherwise. Living beings are really bad at being such slaves, being living beings and possessing at least some rudimentary free will--even dogs.

    Robots, on the other hand, can always be turned off.

    * being has been used too much in this post
    im sry if thats what u got from it, but i dont mean that at all really. basically its working hard for a dog's loyalty and love so that it's special. just as i work hard for it's love, it works hard to protect me from my stupid behaviors.... but yeah i def don't want to make it my slave... but in a way, aren't pets kinda slaves neway?
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    I pity your dog. I can imagine it's pain when you shove a bone down it's throat.
    I'd suggest your dog have your bones for it's meals if you were to do that.

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    lol. liveandletlive turned into a SLE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlameReborn View Post
    Eh...

    Sounds sickening.

    If I thrw it across the room, will it be hurt? Violence without consequences is nicce. Especially to spite you.
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    can somebody explain to me how dogs have types?

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    Quote Originally Posted by niffweed17 View Post
    can somebody explain to me how dogs have types?
    i don't know, i suppose joy's dog likes the occasional kegger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niffweed17 View Post
    can somebody explain to me how dogs have types?
    They're cognitively advanced and diverse enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liveandletlive View Post
    im sry if thats what u got from it, but i dont mean that at all really. basically its working hard for a dog's loyalty and love so that it's special. just as i work hard for it's love, it works hard to protect me from my stupid behaviors.... but yeah i def don't want to make it my slave... but in a way, aren't pets kinda slaves neway?
    everything is slave to something else, but thats better fleshed out by another.

    anyway, your mastership is welcome. theres a big difference between teasing the puppy and dangling a strip of bacon from a string and training it to play with other dogs and people via some harmless exposure to a bit of discomfort now and then.

    regarding my friendship with the ESFp girl i know, others have been saying things like: why is she the only one who can get you to go anywhere? it's true, and i cant exactly explain it, but theres a certain safety in going into social situations with her. she puts no real pressure on me to get out there and dance with her, so to speak, but her presence does naturally make me more comfortable in interacting with others and relaxing in my environment.

    if i focus on her mastery of the situation, i am okay. it helps too that she desires my presence. actually, if there were any indication that i was "beneath" her social ladder or a hindrance to her having fun, i would not bother to hang out with her and would find that type of two-facedness unacceptable. although i had initially suspected she would have grown tired of me by now, she continues to initiate taking me out...seems to value me in a genuine way.

    some of my usual, sometimes stringent, rules for conducting myself go out the window with my dual and this feels surprisingly okay.
    whenever the dog and i see each other we both stop where we are. we regard each other with a mixture of sadness and suspicion and then we feign indifference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liveandletlive View Post
    i'll stab u in the throat beeyotch
    Do it. I dare you.

    I'd like a big, fierce dog that will curl up and keep my feet warm while I'm on my computer. It should entertain me by barking and growling and biting me.... and trying to seem like it'll tear into me.. But all I need do is raise an eyebrow quizzically and it'll stop and get this cute sheepish look on its face. Do you know of such a dog, liveandletlive?
    And this, too, shall pass away.


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    Quote Originally Posted by implied View Post
    i don't know, i suppose joy's dog likes the occasional kegger.
    lol

    unrelated story:

    Today at the vet's office he barked at another dog. Two people who were sitting sort of nearby simultaneously got up and very quickly walked to the other side of the room to sit, and when he got in the exam room the vet was like "he seemed kind of aggressive out there, should we grab a muzzle" and I was like "nah, it won't be necessary, he's a big teddy bear". I understand why he thought that though. Mugen's got a really loud, terrifying bark. Good thing he uses it sparingly.
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    ^_^
    And this, too, shall pass away.


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    Is your dog a rabid SLE, FlameReborn?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loki View Post
    Is your dog a rabid SLE, FlameReborn?
    Well, my last one liked to bite for sure; arms, legs, ears, heads... and if you didn't it VERY plain you meant no, he'd take over your bed and chew up the blankets. Oh, and he humped people and objects indiscriminately. That count?
    And this, too, shall pass away.


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    I would bring that ILI dog to the vet before I do anything else to it. It sounds like it has rabies. Damn ILI dogs..they just sit around while they get chewed up by rabid rodents.
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    Maybe the dog just needs some affection.

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    ive been gone for 2 days and u people try to destroy my dream... 2 DAYS!! haha to summarize:

    @flame- it's on like donkey kong!

    @loki- my dog is not rabid, but it makes me like him even more that people think so.

    @suomea &dolphin- o i can, and i will get niffweed in a santa suit and that's a promise!

    @bee- i would love to take ur mother!
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    No, it's not, because I have never played Donkey Kong.

    Actually, the REAL reason is that I already won. I say so.
    And this, too, shall pass away.


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    Quote Originally Posted by liveandletlive View Post
    @bee- i would love to take ur mother!
    That could be misinterpreted
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlameReborn View Post
    No, it's not, because I have never played Donkey Kong.

    Actually, the REAL reason is that I already won. I say so.
    pshhhh keep dreaming.

    p.s. BRING BACK THE WOLFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BLauritson View Post
    That could be misinterpreted
    or perhaps ure just interpreting this "misinterpretation" as misinterpreted
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    Quote Originally Posted by liveandletlive View Post
    @suomea &dolphin- o i can, and i will get niffweed in a santa suit and that's a promise!
    Send me the pics when you do....: )
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    Quote Originally Posted by liveandletlive View Post
    o i can, and i will get niffweed in a santa suit and that's a promise!
    wait a minute... what?

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    this is xD.

    I love everything about this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by liveandletlive View Post
    pshhhh keep dreaming.

    p.s. BRING BACK THE WOLFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Oh, i will. The dreams are what count, in this case.

    Oh, and my wolf still isn't back. I win again! ::fists over head::
    And this, too, shall pass away.


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