I wish I could keep a little pet ILI puppy with me wherever I went that had big sad eyes and chunks of fur missing and a snaggle tooth. no one would think he was cute except for me and that's part of his charm. he wudn't really do much- he won't play fetch when i throw a ball, he won't bark at things, or even eat unless i shoved a bone down his throat. i'd force him to cuddle with me and that's the only time he'd kinda move and he'll move away a little but after a while he'll realize we're friends and although never initiate our cuddling, he wouldn't dislike it... maybe even like it. also, after some time he'll wake me up to make sure i get places on time and bark when i should be doing something other than what i'm actually doing. sometimes i'll force him to wear santa costumes just so i can see the look on his face that looks like he wants to kill me but he won't cuz he loves me!
if anyone knows of a dog such as this let me ASAP and i will reward you handsomely